spoon
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spoon
@noopspoon.bsky.social
Postint from the library
The house is burning, suffocated by debt and my phone screen cracked but all I really care about is that new teahouse/anarchist venue popup
February 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
in the Skinnerd box, straight up reinforcing it. and by it, haha, well. let’s justr say . My conditio ning
February 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bring me your tired, your ratio’d, your poppin group chats yearning to shitpost on main
January 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
bleary eyed I for the 5th time today, press “replay ” on the screen for The Lego Movie. I laugh SO hard I pee. ah the good life
January 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ngl I’m trying to beat it up like Ben Shapiro fr, w facts and logic
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I love the company store for its convenience and ability to anticipate all of my needs, if you disagree you’re out of touch and deserve gulag (fb neighborhood group)
January 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A bunch of zoomers are about to be radicalized for trump bc they want their Chinese spyware instead of American spyware and I can’t even get my own mother to care
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I want to learn how to do a split for content. Imagine the YouTube videos. “Target employee SHOCKED at customer’s split” “Doing a split in CHURCH?! (gone wrong)” is there a gym where I can learn this technique?
January 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Got jumped by two nonbinary people, I was literally fighting Tooth and Nail
January 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Hmm? Oh I’m just thinking about the Zizek quote where he talks about bringing a fleshlight for his date’s dildo so they can just watch tv together
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This is why the term “content creator” makes my skin fucking crawl. The fact that we had a term for someone who creates original work (artist) and have supplanted it with a term that carries a profit motive makes me want to drink bleach
This deep dive on Netflix purposely turning movies into barely distinguishable forgettable slop is so insightful, researched & brutally hilarious. A must read if you want to really know what’s happening to the business AND culture of movies.
Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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December 29, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Crazy how folks are nostalgic about no ads on YouTube and five dollar footlongs the way your uncle misses mtv and colored plastic Macs
December 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart
December 26, 2024 at 3:21 PM
So glad that Luigi Mangione is finally getting the attention it deserves, it’s one of the best games available for the Nintendo GameCube!
December 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Is there anything more spiritually challenging than waking up at 6:30 during the winter
December 22, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Is there anything more 1st semester of college than 9 loosely connected people playing cards against humanity like their lives depended on it, like dw little bro u ain’t gonna be hanging with these people ever again
December 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Roasting 37 year olds about how crazy it was to be in high school during the Bush administration as if the wheel of time will never turn for me
December 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
u know humans are wildin bc of how many types of shoe we have invented, mfers have slippers AND boots AND pumps???
December 18, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I hope that reincarnation isn’t real bc if it is capitalists will find a way to put subscriptions and debt into the cycle of samsara itself
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
most stores will only prosecute shoplifting if it reaches a certain threshold so if u think abt it u have a lifetime maximum budget of like $400 at targets nationwide for FREE
December 15, 2024 at 6:30 PM