Alright what is this, is this larping, are you Egypt larping

Finally a stream of piss for us all to enjoy

What muppet is this

you are as you’ve always been, oscillating between potential-kinetic ad revenue

Don’t remove yourself from the machine we need to keep churning

I can confidently tell you with the 300 characters I am allotted that the only difference is pocket-sized internet access you’re welcome

Being upset about absurdist trolling is like being angry at homeless people for talking to themselves, it’s basically just mentally deranged people airing dirty laundry in public

When did you graduate high school, where you raised in a sanitarium, this is unbelievable!!!

PLEASE someone give me 25 mil and let me live in this house, this is the perfect setting for my surrealist horror children’s story

The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine new years girl climbing stairs stuntin.

Broooo this would go crazy, Scrooge Pac-Man, he’s running around eating fruit and pellets, he’s trapped in a maze, genius!

The concept of entertainment-as-franchise is unsurprising and unfortunate when it comes to film since the amount of moving pieces it takes requires a lot of buy in. We see this in video games too. Budgets are too big! “Star power” is too important! Old man yells at cloud!