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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 9h
i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna share my one time code
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 1d
the scalene ones tho
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d
sorry i didn't make it in to work last week boss, i was trapped inside a ṖṚЇṠÖṄ ÖḞ ḄЁЁṠ
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d
if you need me to write a forward let me know, i'm somewhat of an author myself. this is nonfiction right?
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d
go right on ahead it's yours 🤠
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 2d
writing curse words real big with a quill and inkwell on a parchment scroll
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
this came to me in a vision. michael cera bellum
crudely edited image of michael ceras face on sara bellum from powerpuff girls
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
computer release me
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
she plays the most beautiful carnival music
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
i'm drinking code red from a flask made for sprite
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
basically a spreadsheet
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
y'all wanna see me smash some fruit?
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 7d
i switch back and forth constantly between free lunch - no free lunch, it all starts to blend together
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ribbit dot com CEO Mr. James Toadwell
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 8d
i learned how to behave
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 8d
i've cleaned up my act
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 8d
little spaghetti kisses
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 9d
the way she b lyndon my johnson
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · Oct 18
rob's car on facebook marketplace
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 9d
you ever have an idea for a post and it's kind of long so you start typing on and by the end of it you're not feeling it anymore so you throw it away into the void?
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 10d
is that a crafty case?
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 10d
i spell it L I F because it's never complete
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 10d
i shoot from the hip and i don't got no 401k cuz i'm banking on oblivion, baby
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 10d
hm that's interesting and i never considered that, i'll look into it. networking has always been a relatively weak area of mine but i should be able to handle some form of this. thanks for the suggestion!
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