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My shit-giveage was already pretty low tbh
January 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
My shit-giveage was already pretty low tbh
I’m sure you’re right but I was hoping for anything else
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I’m sure you’re right but I was hoping for anything else
What is Celti-Crock
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
What is Celti-Crock
Would rather put dick in blender etc etc
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Would rather put dick in blender etc etc
I’m sure you’ll get better at things someday
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’m sure you’ll get better at things someday
What does it say about Chuck that we have to ignore what he’s pushing to focus on what’s important?
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
What does it say about Chuck that we have to ignore what he’s pushing to focus on what’s important?
Love you very much and whatnot
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Love you very much and whatnot
I remember thinking that was about as dumb as things could get
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I remember thinking that was about as dumb as things could get
New mayor’s really hitting the ground running! Her term has barely begun and she’s already making things worse as promised.
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
New mayor’s really hitting the ground running! Her term has barely begun and she’s already making things worse as promised.
Dan Nainan’s gotta be in his 30s now
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Dan Nainan’s gotta be in his 30s now
Jerry Geiss strikes again
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Jerry Geiss strikes again
To be fair though, JD doesn’t know how to buy a donut so this all may be completely foreign to him
January 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
To be fair though, JD doesn’t know how to buy a donut so this all may be completely foreign to him
Didn’t you tell us just now that you are afraid of the tough fights
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Didn’t you tell us just now that you are afraid of the tough fights
We can use Take 2
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
We can use Take 2
He should be invading the grocery aisle etc etc
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
He should be invading the grocery aisle etc etc
“Democrats failed to prevent the attack, also the attackers are good.”
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
“Democrats failed to prevent the attack, also the attackers are good.”
I’m sure the military is pumped to fight a world war to keep people from talking about the Epstein stuff
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I’m sure the military is pumped to fight a world war to keep people from talking about the Epstein stuff
Can you put an Epstein sticker over Washington
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Can you put an Epstein sticker over Washington
Iirc was tasing self in balls for pleasure but got carried away
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Iirc was tasing self in balls for pleasure but got carried away