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We’re gonna need a bigger Hague.
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
We’re gonna need a bigger Hague.
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sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
one of scott adams best posts
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly
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I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
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I logged in today to do some damn goofs and we can’t even have that can we
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I logged in today to do some damn goofs and we can’t even have that can we
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"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
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seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
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Me and my powerful peers all love to hang out with our close personal friend Jeffery Epstein at one of his famous “Put All Of This In Writing” parties
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me and my powerful peers all love to hang out with our close personal friend Jeffery Epstein at one of his famous “Put All Of This In Writing” parties
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
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google is so good now
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
google is so good now
