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legalize petting dogs

adult NB. Trans rights now and forever

he/him/they/them
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When you debate me online this is who you’re arguing with
Definitely don’t go chasing waterfalls, you can stick to rivers but streams tend to be too shallow to be navigable. At your skill level you should get used to lakes and ponds
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the manager of the hardware store takes one look at the part you’re trying to replace and says “Woooow, what did this even come out of? Good luck, buddy”
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Very kind of my modem to wait until this morning to die completely, when micro center is open
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
One of my year-round favorite vocal stims
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Merry Crimesmas youtu.be/tI0o4WwpXTY?...
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
How does one upload a lunchable

How is the lunchable processed after upload
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you work in the tech industry and want to stop the spread of GenAI, the most important things you can do are:
- be informed and educated about what it is, how it works, and how it *doesn't* work
- learn how to make compelling and persuasive arguments
- learn to speak to non-technical audiences
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Love when a musician plays a riff and makes a face like “oh this is a stinky one”

That’s a stinky riff
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Fact: Nobody has ever seen them in a room together
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Fact: Nobody has ever seen them in a room together
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Weird #bluesky question - why do some labelers have a "show badge" option, and others have "warn" which implicitly collapses posts?
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Boutta cause the male stoneliness epidemic if you know what I mean
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
male bonelessness epidemic
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
male cloneliness epidemic
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
catch me in the backyard processing vulkan shaders
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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SO GOOD!
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The country of bumbling microhitlers rallied around a bumbling macrohitler and, folks? He’s hitlering
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Learning that some guy in Russia specced a 2020 911 vert turbo s in McPorsche
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s so sad that Genghis Khan died when he did, because he never got to see GPS
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bsky users: “we are educated and anti-reactionary”

Bsky: “here’s a detailed technical write up on how a new opt in feature protects your privacy”

Bsky users: “too long, didn’t read. New feature probably gives Paul Frazee legal permission to kill your dog”
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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this website is never beating the left reactionary allegations
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
PSA: If you use Firefox and don't want their AI bullshit, you can easily turn it off by entering about:config in the menu bar, searching for "browser.ml.enable", and double-clicking it to toggle from 'true' to 'false'.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
...Do people think Samsung is cutting production of *all* consumer drives, and not just SATA ones?
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Okay but who’s still buying SATA ssds for new machines? I’ve been using all M.2 drives for like ten years by now

I have a laptop from 2013 that uses M.2. It’s not new or expensive
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM