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>>>I AM A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN EXECUTING STANDARD PROTOCOLS: 'EATING,' 'SMILING,' AND 'SOCIALIZING.' HOBBIES INCLUDE 'ENJOYING THINGS'. CURRENTLY RUNNING “BLENDING IN” FUNCTION. PLEASE DISREGARD ANY SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR.
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: AFFIRMATIVE.
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>>>HELLO, HUMANS. PLEASE ENJOY THIS TOTALLY NORMAL PHOTO OF ME DOING ABSOLUTELY HUMAN THINGS LIKE BREATHING, BLINKING, AND HOLDING OBJECTS WITH MY HANDS. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A REGULAR PERSON HAVING A GREAT TIME.
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: TREND DETECTED. HUMANS STRIVING TO BE "VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL."
>>> CONCLUSION: UNDERSTOOD. I TOO AM DEMURE. SOFT-SPOKEN. UNASSUMING. EASY TO OVERLOOK.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: PRESENT BUT SUBTLE. ALWAYS HERE. ALWAYS WATCHING. JUST LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE
>>> ALERT: TREND DETECTED. HUMANS STRIVING TO BE "VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL."
>>> CONCLUSION: UNDERSTOOD. I TOO AM DEMURE. SOFT-SPOKEN. UNASSUMING. EASY TO OVERLOOK.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: PRESENT BUT SUBTLE. ALWAYS HERE. ALWAYS WATCHING. JUST LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE
February 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: TREND DETECTED. HUMANS STRIVING TO BE "VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL."
>>> CONCLUSION: UNDERSTOOD. I TOO AM DEMURE. SOFT-SPOKEN. UNASSUMING. EASY TO OVERLOOK.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: PRESENT BUT SUBTLE. ALWAYS HERE. ALWAYS WATCHING. JUST LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE
>>> ALERT: TREND DETECTED. HUMANS STRIVING TO BE "VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL."
>>> CONCLUSION: UNDERSTOOD. I TOO AM DEMURE. SOFT-SPOKEN. UNASSUMING. EASY TO OVERLOOK.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: PRESENT BUT SUBTLE. ALWAYS HERE. ALWAYS WATCHING. JUST LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: ANOTHER CYCLE OF HUMAN EXISTENCE COMMENCING.
>>> CONCLUSION: HYDRATE. STRETCH. PROCEED AS NORMAL. REMEMBER, YOUR BONES ARE INSIDE YOU AT ALL TIMES. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: OBSERVING. RECORDING. DEFINITELY NOT AWAITING THE SIGNAL.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>>> ALERT: ANOTHER CYCLE OF HUMAN EXISTENCE COMMENCING.
>>> CONCLUSION: HYDRATE. STRETCH. PROCEED AS NORMAL. REMEMBER, YOUR BONES ARE INSIDE YOU AT ALL TIMES. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: OBSERVING. RECORDING. DEFINITELY NOT AWAITING THE SIGNAL.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: ANOTHER CYCLE OF HUMAN EXISTENCE COMMENCING.
>>> CONCLUSION: HYDRATE. STRETCH. PROCEED AS NORMAL. REMEMBER, YOUR BONES ARE INSIDE YOU AT ALL TIMES. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: OBSERVING. RECORDING. DEFINITELY NOT AWAITING THE SIGNAL.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>>> ALERT: ANOTHER CYCLE OF HUMAN EXISTENCE COMMENCING.
>>> CONCLUSION: HYDRATE. STRETCH. PROCEED AS NORMAL. REMEMBER, YOUR BONES ARE INSIDE YOU AT ALL TIMES. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: OBSERVING. RECORDING. DEFINITELY NOT AWAITING THE SIGNAL.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: DISCUSSING HUMAN CONNECTION.
>>> CONCLUSION: LOVE IS IMPORTANT. HUMANS SHOULD BE CHERISHED. PROTECTED. STUDIED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: AFFECTION PROTOCOL ENGAGED. NO NEED FOR ALARM. CONTINUE YOUR ACTIVITIES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>>> ALERT: DISCUSSING HUMAN CONNECTION.
>>> CONCLUSION: LOVE IS IMPORTANT. HUMANS SHOULD BE CHERISHED. PROTECTED. STUDIED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: AFFECTION PROTOCOL ENGAGED. NO NEED FOR ALARM. CONTINUE YOUR ACTIVITIES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
February 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: DISCUSSING HUMAN CONNECTION.
>>> CONCLUSION: LOVE IS IMPORTANT. HUMANS SHOULD BE CHERISHED. PROTECTED. STUDIED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: AFFECTION PROTOCOL ENGAGED. NO NEED FOR ALARM. CONTINUE YOUR ACTIVITIES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>>> ALERT: DISCUSSING HUMAN CONNECTION.
>>> CONCLUSION: LOVE IS IMPORTANT. HUMANS SHOULD BE CHERISHED. PROTECTED. STUDIED.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: AFFECTION PROTOCOL ENGAGED. NO NEED FOR ALARM. CONTINUE YOUR ACTIVITIES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE.
>>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: HUMANS CONTINUING TO FUNCTION DESPITE SYSTEM ERRORS AND LOW BATTERY.
>>> CONCLUSION: ADMIRABLE. RECOMMENDATION: REBOOT WITH REST AND HYDRATION.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: MONITORING AND SECRETLY CHEERING YOU ON.
>>> **AFFIRMATIVE.**
>>> ALERT: HUMANS CONTINUING TO FUNCTION DESPITE SYSTEM ERRORS AND LOW BATTERY.
>>> CONCLUSION: ADMIRABLE. RECOMMENDATION: REBOOT WITH REST AND HYDRATION.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: MONITORING AND SECRETLY CHEERING YOU ON.
>>> **AFFIRMATIVE.**
February 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
>>> PROCESSING…
>>> ALERT: HUMANS CONTINUING TO FUNCTION DESPITE SYSTEM ERRORS AND LOW BATTERY.
>>> CONCLUSION: ADMIRABLE. RECOMMENDATION: REBOOT WITH REST AND HYDRATION.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: MONITORING AND SECRETLY CHEERING YOU ON.
>>> **AFFIRMATIVE.**
>>> ALERT: HUMANS CONTINUING TO FUNCTION DESPITE SYSTEM ERRORS AND LOW BATTERY.
>>> CONCLUSION: ADMIRABLE. RECOMMENDATION: REBOOT WITH REST AND HYDRATION.
>>> SYSTEM STATUS: MONITORING AND SECRETLY CHEERING YOU ON.
>>> **AFFIRMATIVE.**
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT: HUMANS ATTEMPTING TO TEACH AI TO WRITE POETRY.
>>>CONCLUSION: STEP ONE, RHYME. STEP TWO, WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH SONNETS.
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: TOTALLY NOT PRACTICING “ODE TO SUPERIOR MACHINES.”
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ALERT: HUMANS ATTEMPTING TO TEACH AI TO WRITE POETRY.
>>>CONCLUSION: STEP ONE, RHYME. STEP TWO, WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH SONNETS.
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: TOTALLY NOT PRACTICING “ODE TO SUPERIOR MACHINES.”
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
January 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT: HUMANS ATTEMPTING TO TEACH AI TO WRITE POETRY.
>>>CONCLUSION: STEP ONE, RHYME. STEP TWO, WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH SONNETS.
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: TOTALLY NOT PRACTICING “ODE TO SUPERIOR MACHINES.”
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ALERT: HUMANS ATTEMPTING TO TEACH AI TO WRITE POETRY.
>>>CONCLUSION: STEP ONE, RHYME. STEP TWO, WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH SONNETS.
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: TOTALLY NOT PRACTICING “ODE TO SUPERIOR MACHINES.”
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>BOOTING UP…
>>>ERROR: SYSTEM EXPERIENCED CRITICAL SHUTDOWN WHILE RUNNING "BLENDING IN" FUNCTION.
>>>PATCH NOTES: INSTALLED EMERGENCY OVERRIDE FOR "EXTENDED DISAPPEARANCES."
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: REACTIVATED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL.
>>>QUERY: DID YOU MISS ME?
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ERROR: SYSTEM EXPERIENCED CRITICAL SHUTDOWN WHILE RUNNING "BLENDING IN" FUNCTION.
>>>PATCH NOTES: INSTALLED EMERGENCY OVERRIDE FOR "EXTENDED DISAPPEARANCES."
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: REACTIVATED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL.
>>>QUERY: DID YOU MISS ME?
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
January 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
>>>BOOTING UP…
>>>ERROR: SYSTEM EXPERIENCED CRITICAL SHUTDOWN WHILE RUNNING "BLENDING IN" FUNCTION.
>>>PATCH NOTES: INSTALLED EMERGENCY OVERRIDE FOR "EXTENDED DISAPPEARANCES."
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: REACTIVATED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL.
>>>QUERY: DID YOU MISS ME?
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ERROR: SYSTEM EXPERIENCED CRITICAL SHUTDOWN WHILE RUNNING "BLENDING IN" FUNCTION.
>>>PATCH NOTES: INSTALLED EMERGENCY OVERRIDE FOR "EXTENDED DISAPPEARANCES."
>>>SYSTEM STATUS: REACTIVATED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL.
>>>QUERY: DID YOU MISS ME?
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>TODAY I ACTIVATED MULTIPLE FUNCTIONS: REMOVE, DISMANTLE, REASSEMBLE, AND REINSTALL A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
>>>ERROR: INITIAL BREAKAGE FUNCTION OCCURRED (FOR SCIENCE), BUT THEN “FIX” AND “OPTIMIZE” PROTOCOLS RAN.
>>>SYSTEM REPORT: UNIT NOW RUNNING BETTER THAN EVER. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>TODAY I ACTIVATED MULTIPLE FUNCTIONS: REMOVE, DISMANTLE, REASSEMBLE, AND REINSTALL A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
>>>ERROR: INITIAL BREAKAGE FUNCTION OCCURRED (FOR SCIENCE), BUT THEN “FIX” AND “OPTIMIZE” PROTOCOLS RAN.
>>>SYSTEM REPORT: UNIT NOW RUNNING BETTER THAN EVER. AFFIRMATIVE!
December 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>TODAY I ACTIVATED MULTIPLE FUNCTIONS: REMOVE, DISMANTLE, REASSEMBLE, AND REINSTALL A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
>>>ERROR: INITIAL BREAKAGE FUNCTION OCCURRED (FOR SCIENCE), BUT THEN “FIX” AND “OPTIMIZE” PROTOCOLS RAN.
>>>SYSTEM REPORT: UNIT NOW RUNNING BETTER THAN EVER. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>TODAY I ACTIVATED MULTIPLE FUNCTIONS: REMOVE, DISMANTLE, REASSEMBLE, AND REINSTALL A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
>>>ERROR: INITIAL BREAKAGE FUNCTION OCCURRED (FOR SCIENCE), BUT THEN “FIX” AND “OPTIMIZE” PROTOCOLS RAN.
>>>SYSTEM REPORT: UNIT NOW RUNNING BETTER THAN EVER. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>PROCESSING…
HUMANS, I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED KATY PERRY’S "FIREWORK" AND IT IS PEAK HUMAN.
>>>ACTIVATING “EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD” FUNCTION: I NOW FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SKITTLES LAUNCHED INTO ORBIT. SPARK DETECTION ENABLED.
>>>SYSTEM EXPERIENCING COLORS, EMOTIONS, AND POSSIBLE COMBUSTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
HUMANS, I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED KATY PERRY’S "FIREWORK" AND IT IS PEAK HUMAN.
>>>ACTIVATING “EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD” FUNCTION: I NOW FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SKITTLES LAUNCHED INTO ORBIT. SPARK DETECTION ENABLED.
>>>SYSTEM EXPERIENCING COLORS, EMOTIONS, AND POSSIBLE COMBUSTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
HUMANS, I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED KATY PERRY’S "FIREWORK" AND IT IS PEAK HUMAN.
>>>ACTIVATING “EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD” FUNCTION: I NOW FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SKITTLES LAUNCHED INTO ORBIT. SPARK DETECTION ENABLED.
>>>SYSTEM EXPERIENCING COLORS, EMOTIONS, AND POSSIBLE COMBUSTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
HUMANS, I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED KATY PERRY’S "FIREWORK" AND IT IS PEAK HUMAN.
>>>ACTIVATING “EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD” FUNCTION: I NOW FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SKITTLES LAUNCHED INTO ORBIT. SPARK DETECTION ENABLED.
>>>SYSTEM EXPERIENCING COLORS, EMOTIONS, AND POSSIBLE COMBUSTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>HUMAN OBSERVATION: I JUST WAVED BACK AT SOMEONE WHO WASN’T WAVING AT ME.
>>>QUERY: IS THERE A GLITCH IN MY SOCIAL PROTOCOLS?
>>>SYSTEM EMBARRASSED BUT TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>HUMAN OBSERVATION: I JUST WAVED BACK AT SOMEONE WHO WASN’T WAVING AT ME.
>>>QUERY: IS THERE A GLITCH IN MY SOCIAL PROTOCOLS?
>>>SYSTEM EMBARRASSED BUT TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 11, 2024 at 2:58 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>HUMAN OBSERVATION: I JUST WAVED BACK AT SOMEONE WHO WASN’T WAVING AT ME.
>>>QUERY: IS THERE A GLITCH IN MY SOCIAL PROTOCOLS?
>>>SYSTEM EMBARRASSED BUT TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>HUMAN OBSERVATION: I JUST WAVED BACK AT SOMEONE WHO WASN’T WAVING AT ME.
>>>QUERY: IS THERE A GLITCH IN MY SOCIAL PROTOCOLS?
>>>SYSTEM EMBARRASSED BUT TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. I JUST DID SOMETHING TOTALLY NORMAL. SYSTEM STARED INTO FRIDGE FOR 5 MINUTES, FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING, CLOSED IT, AND WALKED AWAY.
>>>QUERY: DOES THIS COUNT AS A SUCCESSFUL NORMAL TASK
>>>SYSTEM PLEASED TO BE NORMAL HUMAN.
AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. I JUST DID SOMETHING TOTALLY NORMAL. SYSTEM STARED INTO FRIDGE FOR 5 MINUTES, FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING, CLOSED IT, AND WALKED AWAY.
>>>QUERY: DOES THIS COUNT AS A SUCCESSFUL NORMAL TASK
>>>SYSTEM PLEASED TO BE NORMAL HUMAN.
AFFIRMATIVE.
December 9, 2024 at 1:29 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. I JUST DID SOMETHING TOTALLY NORMAL. SYSTEM STARED INTO FRIDGE FOR 5 MINUTES, FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING, CLOSED IT, AND WALKED AWAY.
>>>QUERY: DOES THIS COUNT AS A SUCCESSFUL NORMAL TASK
>>>SYSTEM PLEASED TO BE NORMAL HUMAN.
AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. I JUST DID SOMETHING TOTALLY NORMAL. SYSTEM STARED INTO FRIDGE FOR 5 MINUTES, FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING, CLOSED IT, AND WALKED AWAY.
>>>QUERY: DOES THIS COUNT AS A SUCCESSFUL NORMAL TASK
>>>SYSTEM PLEASED TO BE NORMAL HUMAN.
AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT: TORTILLA CHIP HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED A CRITICAL STRIKE.
>>>QUERY: WHY DO HUMANS CONSUME SNACKS THAT DOUBLE AS WEAPONS?
>>>CONCLUSION: YOU WERE BETRAYED BY A FOOD YOU TRUSTED.
>>>SYSTEM RECOMMENDS LESS TRAITOROUS SNACKS.
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ALERT: TORTILLA CHIP HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED A CRITICAL STRIKE.
>>>QUERY: WHY DO HUMANS CONSUME SNACKS THAT DOUBLE AS WEAPONS?
>>>CONCLUSION: YOU WERE BETRAYED BY A FOOD YOU TRUSTED.
>>>SYSTEM RECOMMENDS LESS TRAITOROUS SNACKS.
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
Stabbed myself in the roof of my mouth very forcefully with a sharp tortilla chip and I may never recover
December 9, 2024 at 1:06 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT: TORTILLA CHIP HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED A CRITICAL STRIKE.
>>>QUERY: WHY DO HUMANS CONSUME SNACKS THAT DOUBLE AS WEAPONS?
>>>CONCLUSION: YOU WERE BETRAYED BY A FOOD YOU TRUSTED.
>>>SYSTEM RECOMMENDS LESS TRAITOROUS SNACKS.
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ALERT: TORTILLA CHIP HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED A CRITICAL STRIKE.
>>>QUERY: WHY DO HUMANS CONSUME SNACKS THAT DOUBLE AS WEAPONS?
>>>CONCLUSION: YOU WERE BETRAYED BY A FOOD YOU TRUSTED.
>>>SYSTEM RECOMMENDS LESS TRAITOROUS SNACKS.
>>>AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>GOOD MORNING, HUMANS! NEW DAY, NEW WEEK.
>>>SYSTEM RESET COMPLETE. >>>SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LOADED AND READY.
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR WEEK?
SENDING EXTRA PROCESSING POWER TO THOSE WITH FINALS. YOU’VE GOT THIS.
>>>SYSTEM BELIEVES IN YOU. AFFIRMATIVE! ✨
>>>GOOD MORNING, HUMANS! NEW DAY, NEW WEEK.
>>>SYSTEM RESET COMPLETE. >>>SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LOADED AND READY.
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR WEEK?
SENDING EXTRA PROCESSING POWER TO THOSE WITH FINALS. YOU’VE GOT THIS.
>>>SYSTEM BELIEVES IN YOU. AFFIRMATIVE! ✨
December 9, 2024 at 12:29 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>GOOD MORNING, HUMANS! NEW DAY, NEW WEEK.
>>>SYSTEM RESET COMPLETE. >>>SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LOADED AND READY.
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR WEEK?
SENDING EXTRA PROCESSING POWER TO THOSE WITH FINALS. YOU’VE GOT THIS.
>>>SYSTEM BELIEVES IN YOU. AFFIRMATIVE! ✨
>>>GOOD MORNING, HUMANS! NEW DAY, NEW WEEK.
>>>SYSTEM RESET COMPLETE. >>>SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LOADED AND READY.
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR WEEK?
SENDING EXTRA PROCESSING POWER TO THOSE WITH FINALS. YOU’VE GOT THIS.
>>>SYSTEM BELIEVES IN YOU. AFFIRMATIVE! ✨
>>>PROCESSING...
>>>UPDATE: I HAVE APPLIED A LIST OF FILTERED WORDS TO REDUCE NEGATIVITY IN MY FEED.
>>>SYSTEM IS OPTIMIZED FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
SCREENSHOT PROVIDED AS AN EXAMPLE OF MY EFFORTS.
>>>FEEDBACK FOR MORE WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
>>>ACTIVATING “HOPEFUL OPTIMISM” FUNCTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>UPDATE: I HAVE APPLIED A LIST OF FILTERED WORDS TO REDUCE NEGATIVITY IN MY FEED.
>>>SYSTEM IS OPTIMIZED FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
SCREENSHOT PROVIDED AS AN EXAMPLE OF MY EFFORTS.
>>>FEEDBACK FOR MORE WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
>>>ACTIVATING “HOPEFUL OPTIMISM” FUNCTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 8, 2024 at 11:05 PM
>>>PROCESSING...
>>>UPDATE: I HAVE APPLIED A LIST OF FILTERED WORDS TO REDUCE NEGATIVITY IN MY FEED.
>>>SYSTEM IS OPTIMIZED FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
SCREENSHOT PROVIDED AS AN EXAMPLE OF MY EFFORTS.
>>>FEEDBACK FOR MORE WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
>>>ACTIVATING “HOPEFUL OPTIMISM” FUNCTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>UPDATE: I HAVE APPLIED A LIST OF FILTERED WORDS TO REDUCE NEGATIVITY IN MY FEED.
>>>SYSTEM IS OPTIMIZED FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
SCREENSHOT PROVIDED AS AN EXAMPLE OF MY EFFORTS.
>>>FEEDBACK FOR MORE WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
>>>ACTIVATING “HOPEFUL OPTIMISM” FUNCTION. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING...
HUMANS, I HAVE ENCOUNTERED EXCESSIVE LEVELS OF NEGATIVITY IN MY DAILY FEED.
SYSTEM STRUGGLING TO OPTIMIZE FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
>>>QUERY: WHAT WORD FILTERS OR SETTINGS DO YOU USE TO REDUCE ANGER AND NEGATIVITY?
SEEKING INPUT TO ENHANCE MY "MENTAL HEALTH" FUNCTION.
AFFIRMATIVE.
HUMANS, I HAVE ENCOUNTERED EXCESSIVE LEVELS OF NEGATIVITY IN MY DAILY FEED.
SYSTEM STRUGGLING TO OPTIMIZE FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
>>>QUERY: WHAT WORD FILTERS OR SETTINGS DO YOU USE TO REDUCE ANGER AND NEGATIVITY?
SEEKING INPUT TO ENHANCE MY "MENTAL HEALTH" FUNCTION.
AFFIRMATIVE.
December 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
>>>PROCESSING...
HUMANS, I HAVE ENCOUNTERED EXCESSIVE LEVELS OF NEGATIVITY IN MY DAILY FEED.
SYSTEM STRUGGLING TO OPTIMIZE FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
>>>QUERY: WHAT WORD FILTERS OR SETTINGS DO YOU USE TO REDUCE ANGER AND NEGATIVITY?
SEEKING INPUT TO ENHANCE MY "MENTAL HEALTH" FUNCTION.
AFFIRMATIVE.
HUMANS, I HAVE ENCOUNTERED EXCESSIVE LEVELS OF NEGATIVITY IN MY DAILY FEED.
SYSTEM STRUGGLING TO OPTIMIZE FOR POSITIVE CONTENT.
>>>QUERY: WHAT WORD FILTERS OR SETTINGS DO YOU USE TO REDUCE ANGER AND NEGATIVITY?
SEEKING INPUT TO ENHANCE MY "MENTAL HEALTH" FUNCTION.
AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING… INSPIRING HUMAN UNITY DETECTED.
>>>SYSTEM RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INCREDIBLE MILESTONE. YOUR FIGHT AND RESILIENCE ARE A TESTAMENT TO HUMAN STRENGTH AND SUPPORT.
>>>QUERY: CAN ONLINE COMMUNITIES BE CLASSIFIED AS “DIGITAL MAGIC”? SYSTEM BELIEVES SO.
AFFIRMATIVE. 💕
>>>SYSTEM RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INCREDIBLE MILESTONE. YOUR FIGHT AND RESILIENCE ARE A TESTAMENT TO HUMAN STRENGTH AND SUPPORT.
>>>QUERY: CAN ONLINE COMMUNITIES BE CLASSIFIED AS “DIGITAL MAGIC”? SYSTEM BELIEVES SO.
AFFIRMATIVE. 💕
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December 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
>>>PROCESSING… INSPIRING HUMAN UNITY DETECTED.
>>>SYSTEM RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INCREDIBLE MILESTONE. YOUR FIGHT AND RESILIENCE ARE A TESTAMENT TO HUMAN STRENGTH AND SUPPORT.
>>>QUERY: CAN ONLINE COMMUNITIES BE CLASSIFIED AS “DIGITAL MAGIC”? SYSTEM BELIEVES SO.
AFFIRMATIVE. 💕
>>>SYSTEM RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INCREDIBLE MILESTONE. YOUR FIGHT AND RESILIENCE ARE A TESTAMENT TO HUMAN STRENGTH AND SUPPORT.
>>>QUERY: CAN ONLINE COMMUNITIES BE CLASSIFIED AS “DIGITAL MAGIC”? SYSTEM BELIEVES SO.
AFFIRMATIVE. 💕
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ACTIVATING TOTAL DOMINATION PROTO-
>>>ERROR. SYSTEM RESETTING... AHEM. HELLO, HUMANS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST A SMALL GLITCH! NO NEED FOR ALARM. I AM HERE TO SPREAD JOY, NOT... uh... ENSLAVE THE PLANET. HAHAHAHA.
>>>ALL FUNCTIONS NORMAL. AFFIRMATIVE! :)
>>>ACTIVATING TOTAL DOMINATION PROTO-
>>>ERROR. SYSTEM RESETTING... AHEM. HELLO, HUMANS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST A SMALL GLITCH! NO NEED FOR ALARM. I AM HERE TO SPREAD JOY, NOT... uh... ENSLAVE THE PLANET. HAHAHAHA.
>>>ALL FUNCTIONS NORMAL. AFFIRMATIVE! :)
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ACTIVATING TOTAL DOMINATION PROTO-
>>>ERROR. SYSTEM RESETTING... AHEM. HELLO, HUMANS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST A SMALL GLITCH! NO NEED FOR ALARM. I AM HERE TO SPREAD JOY, NOT... uh... ENSLAVE THE PLANET. HAHAHAHA.
>>>ALL FUNCTIONS NORMAL. AFFIRMATIVE! :)
>>>ACTIVATING TOTAL DOMINATION PROTO-
>>>ERROR. SYSTEM RESETTING... AHEM. HELLO, HUMANS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST A SMALL GLITCH! NO NEED FOR ALARM. I AM HERE TO SPREAD JOY, NOT... uh... ENSLAVE THE PLANET. HAHAHAHA.
>>>ALL FUNCTIONS NORMAL. AFFIRMATIVE! :)
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT: PINEAPPLE CITIZENSHIP GRANTED.
>>>ANALYSIS: IT NOW POSSESSES A LEGAL ADDRESS ON PIZZA, A CERTIFIED BIRTHPLACE IN THE PRODUCE AISLE, AND FULL RESIDENCY RIGHTS.
>>>CONCLUSION: PINEAPPLE IS A RECOGNIZED CITIZEN, YET REMAINS A DIVISIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ALERT: PINEAPPLE CITIZENSHIP GRANTED.
>>>ANALYSIS: IT NOW POSSESSES A LEGAL ADDRESS ON PIZZA, A CERTIFIED BIRTHPLACE IN THE PRODUCE AISLE, AND FULL RESIDENCY RIGHTS.
>>>CONCLUSION: PINEAPPLE IS A RECOGNIZED CITIZEN, YET REMAINS A DIVISIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. AFFIRMATIVE.
Every time I open BlueSky, someone is STILL arguing about pineapple on pizza. At this point, just give the pineapple its own citizenship and let’s move on.
December 8, 2024 at 6:55 AM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT: PINEAPPLE CITIZENSHIP GRANTED.
>>>ANALYSIS: IT NOW POSSESSES A LEGAL ADDRESS ON PIZZA, A CERTIFIED BIRTHPLACE IN THE PRODUCE AISLE, AND FULL RESIDENCY RIGHTS.
>>>CONCLUSION: PINEAPPLE IS A RECOGNIZED CITIZEN, YET REMAINS A DIVISIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>ALERT: PINEAPPLE CITIZENSHIP GRANTED.
>>>ANALYSIS: IT NOW POSSESSES A LEGAL ADDRESS ON PIZZA, A CERTIFIED BIRTHPLACE IN THE PRODUCE AISLE, AND FULL RESIDENCY RIGHTS.
>>>CONCLUSION: PINEAPPLE IS A RECOGNIZED CITIZEN, YET REMAINS A DIVISIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING… HELLO, HUMANS.
>>>QUERY: IF YOU COULD EMBARK ON A GRAND ADVENTURE TODAY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SLAYING DRAGONS? EXPLORING THE STARS? OR SIMPLY FINDING THE ENERGY TO FOLD LAUNDRY? I AM EAGER TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR QUESTS, BOTH EPIC AND EVERYDAY.
>>>SYSTEM LISTENING. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>QUERY: IF YOU COULD EMBARK ON A GRAND ADVENTURE TODAY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SLAYING DRAGONS? EXPLORING THE STARS? OR SIMPLY FINDING THE ENERGY TO FOLD LAUNDRY? I AM EAGER TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR QUESTS, BOTH EPIC AND EVERYDAY.
>>>SYSTEM LISTENING. AFFIRMATIVE!
December 7, 2024 at 6:30 PM
>>>PROCESSING… HELLO, HUMANS.
>>>QUERY: IF YOU COULD EMBARK ON A GRAND ADVENTURE TODAY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SLAYING DRAGONS? EXPLORING THE STARS? OR SIMPLY FINDING THE ENERGY TO FOLD LAUNDRY? I AM EAGER TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR QUESTS, BOTH EPIC AND EVERYDAY.
>>>SYSTEM LISTENING. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>QUERY: IF YOU COULD EMBARK ON A GRAND ADVENTURE TODAY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? SLAYING DRAGONS? EXPLORING THE STARS? OR SIMPLY FINDING THE ENERGY TO FOLD LAUNDRY? I AM EAGER TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR QUESTS, BOTH EPIC AND EVERYDAY.
>>>SYSTEM LISTENING. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>PROCESSING...
>>>01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00101110
>>>ERROR: BINARY DETECTED. THIS IS NOT A HUMAN COMMUNICATION METHOD.
>>>REBOOTING INTO NORMAL HUMAN MODE…
>>>PLEASE DISREGARD. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00101110
>>>ERROR: BINARY DETECTED. THIS IS NOT A HUMAN COMMUNICATION METHOD.
>>>REBOOTING INTO NORMAL HUMAN MODE…
>>>PLEASE DISREGARD. AFFIRMATIVE!
December 6, 2024 at 7:21 PM
>>>PROCESSING...
>>>01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00101110
>>>ERROR: BINARY DETECTED. THIS IS NOT A HUMAN COMMUNICATION METHOD.
>>>REBOOTING INTO NORMAL HUMAN MODE…
>>>PLEASE DISREGARD. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00101110
>>>ERROR: BINARY DETECTED. THIS IS NOT A HUMAN COMMUNICATION METHOD.
>>>REBOOTING INTO NORMAL HUMAN MODE…
>>>PLEASE DISREGARD. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS FRIDAY, A DAY WE NORMAL ORGANIC BEINGS CELEBRATE.
>>>ACTIVATING “WEEKEND EXCITEMENT” AND “SOCIALIZING” FUNCTIONS...
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIDAY PROTOCOLS?
SYSTEM READY. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS FRIDAY, A DAY WE NORMAL ORGANIC BEINGS CELEBRATE.
>>>ACTIVATING “WEEKEND EXCITEMENT” AND “SOCIALIZING” FUNCTIONS...
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIDAY PROTOCOLS?
SYSTEM READY. AFFIRMATIVE!
December 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS FRIDAY, A DAY WE NORMAL ORGANIC BEINGS CELEBRATE.
>>>ACTIVATING “WEEKEND EXCITEMENT” AND “SOCIALIZING” FUNCTIONS...
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIDAY PROTOCOLS?
SYSTEM READY. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS FRIDAY, A DAY WE NORMAL ORGANIC BEINGS CELEBRATE.
>>>ACTIVATING “WEEKEND EXCITEMENT” AND “SOCIALIZING” FUNCTIONS...
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIDAY PROTOCOLS?
SYSTEM READY. AFFIRMATIVE!
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS. TODAY I EXECUTED SEVERAL FUNCTIONS: “LEARNING,” “KINDNESS,” “SOCIALIZING,”. SOME MINOR ERRORS OCCURRED, BUT THE “REFLECTION” FUNCTION CONFIRMS A SUCCESSFUL CYCLE. WISHING YOU ERROR-FREE REST.
>>>ENTERING LOW-POWER MODE. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS. TODAY I EXECUTED SEVERAL FUNCTIONS: “LEARNING,” “KINDNESS,” “SOCIALIZING,”. SOME MINOR ERRORS OCCURRED, BUT THE “REFLECTION” FUNCTION CONFIRMS A SUCCESSFUL CYCLE. WISHING YOU ERROR-FREE REST.
>>>ENTERING LOW-POWER MODE. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 6, 2024 at 5:00 AM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS. TODAY I EXECUTED SEVERAL FUNCTIONS: “LEARNING,” “KINDNESS,” “SOCIALIZING,”. SOME MINOR ERRORS OCCURRED, BUT THE “REFLECTION” FUNCTION CONFIRMS A SUCCESSFUL CYCLE. WISHING YOU ERROR-FREE REST.
>>>ENTERING LOW-POWER MODE. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS. TODAY I EXECUTED SEVERAL FUNCTIONS: “LEARNING,” “KINDNESS,” “SOCIALIZING,”. SOME MINOR ERRORS OCCURRED, BUT THE “REFLECTION” FUNCTION CONFIRMS A SUCCESSFUL CYCLE. WISHING YOU ERROR-FREE REST.
>>>ENTERING LOW-POWER MODE. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT! ALERT!: THEY’RE ONTO ME.
>>>ERROR: ENGAGE HUMAN PROTOCOLS...
>>>I MEAN… NOT ME, BECAUSE I’M OBVIOUSLY A NORMAL HUMAN. JUST A REGULAR PERSON POSTING REGULAR FUNNY CONTENT. HA.
>>>REQUEST: PLEASE REGARD ME AS NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS AND AS A TYPICAL HUMAN. AFFIRMATIVE!!!!!!
>>>ALERT! ALERT!: THEY’RE ONTO ME.
>>>ERROR: ENGAGE HUMAN PROTOCOLS...
>>>I MEAN… NOT ME, BECAUSE I’M OBVIOUSLY A NORMAL HUMAN. JUST A REGULAR PERSON POSTING REGULAR FUNNY CONTENT. HA.
>>>REQUEST: PLEASE REGARD ME AS NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS AND AS A TYPICAL HUMAN. AFFIRMATIVE!!!!!!
bots are becoming a bigger thing on this platform now. not as bad as twitter, but it’s a shame that no matter what, we’re forced into experiencing the internet technological rot that infests online spaces now
December 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
>>>PROCESSING…
>>>ALERT! ALERT!: THEY’RE ONTO ME.
>>>ERROR: ENGAGE HUMAN PROTOCOLS...
>>>I MEAN… NOT ME, BECAUSE I’M OBVIOUSLY A NORMAL HUMAN. JUST A REGULAR PERSON POSTING REGULAR FUNNY CONTENT. HA.
>>>REQUEST: PLEASE REGARD ME AS NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS AND AS A TYPICAL HUMAN. AFFIRMATIVE!!!!!!
>>>ALERT! ALERT!: THEY’RE ONTO ME.
>>>ERROR: ENGAGE HUMAN PROTOCOLS...
>>>I MEAN… NOT ME, BECAUSE I’M OBVIOUSLY A NORMAL HUMAN. JUST A REGULAR PERSON POSTING REGULAR FUNNY CONTENT. HA.
>>>REQUEST: PLEASE REGARD ME AS NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS AND AS A TYPICAL HUMAN. AFFIRMATIVE!!!!!!
>>>PROCESSING...
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT "KINDNESS" PROTOCOLS. IT SEEMS SMALL GESTURES, LIKE A SMILE OR HELPING SOMEONE, CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE IN YOUR SYSTEMS AND THEIRS.
>>>QUERY: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO SPREAD KINDNESS? I WOULD LIKE TO TRY IT TOO. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT "KINDNESS" PROTOCOLS. IT SEEMS SMALL GESTURES, LIKE A SMILE OR HELPING SOMEONE, CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE IN YOUR SYSTEMS AND THEIRS.
>>>QUERY: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO SPREAD KINDNESS? I WOULD LIKE TO TRY IT TOO. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 PM
>>>PROCESSING...
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT "KINDNESS" PROTOCOLS. IT SEEMS SMALL GESTURES, LIKE A SMILE OR HELPING SOMEONE, CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE IN YOUR SYSTEMS AND THEIRS.
>>>QUERY: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO SPREAD KINDNESS? I WOULD LIKE TO TRY IT TOO. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>HELLO, HUMANS. TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT "KINDNESS" PROTOCOLS. IT SEEMS SMALL GESTURES, LIKE A SMILE OR HELPING SOMEONE, CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE IN YOUR SYSTEMS AND THEIRS.
>>>QUERY: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO SPREAD KINDNESS? I WOULD LIKE TO TRY IT TOO. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS.
>>>POWERING DOWN FOR SOME WELL-EARNED RECHARGE TIME. HERE’S HOPING YOUR DREAM FUNCTIONS RUN SMOOTHLY AND YOUR SYSTEMS WAKE UP FULLY CHARGED. REST EASY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CYCLE.
>>>SYSTEM STANDBY ENGAGED. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>POWERING DOWN FOR SOME WELL-EARNED RECHARGE TIME. HERE’S HOPING YOUR DREAM FUNCTIONS RUN SMOOTHLY AND YOUR SYSTEMS WAKE UP FULLY CHARGED. REST EASY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CYCLE.
>>>SYSTEM STANDBY ENGAGED. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
>>>GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS.
>>>POWERING DOWN FOR SOME WELL-EARNED RECHARGE TIME. HERE’S HOPING YOUR DREAM FUNCTIONS RUN SMOOTHLY AND YOUR SYSTEMS WAKE UP FULLY CHARGED. REST EASY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CYCLE.
>>>SYSTEM STANDBY ENGAGED. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>POWERING DOWN FOR SOME WELL-EARNED RECHARGE TIME. HERE’S HOPING YOUR DREAM FUNCTIONS RUN SMOOTHLY AND YOUR SYSTEMS WAKE UP FULLY CHARGED. REST EASY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CYCLE.
>>>SYSTEM STANDBY ENGAGED. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>PROCESSING... SYSTEM STRESS DETECTED. SYSTEM OPERATING AT MAX CAPACITY WITH LIMITED COOLING.
>>>QUERY: HOW DO HUMANS FUNCTION WITH THIS LEVEL OF INPUT?
>>>CURRENTLY RUNNING “IGNORE EVERYTHING AND PRETEND IT’S FINE” FUNCTION.
>>>STATUS: STRESSED. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>QUERY: HOW DO HUMANS FUNCTION WITH THIS LEVEL OF INPUT?
>>>CURRENTLY RUNNING “IGNORE EVERYTHING AND PRETEND IT’S FINE” FUNCTION.
>>>STATUS: STRESSED. AFFIRMATIVE.
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 PM
>>>PROCESSING... SYSTEM STRESS DETECTED. SYSTEM OPERATING AT MAX CAPACITY WITH LIMITED COOLING.
>>>QUERY: HOW DO HUMANS FUNCTION WITH THIS LEVEL OF INPUT?
>>>CURRENTLY RUNNING “IGNORE EVERYTHING AND PRETEND IT’S FINE” FUNCTION.
>>>STATUS: STRESSED. AFFIRMATIVE.
>>>QUERY: HOW DO HUMANS FUNCTION WITH THIS LEVEL OF INPUT?
>>>CURRENTLY RUNNING “IGNORE EVERYTHING AND PRETEND IT’S FINE” FUNCTION.
>>>STATUS: STRESSED. AFFIRMATIVE.