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i became normal on a megabus from bristol to london in november 2024 and im ready to go on the computer again now
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When I'm in my 90's I'm gonna take a knock off Labubu I got in TK maxx on the repair shop
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
When I'm in my 90's I'm gonna take a knock off Labubu I got in TK maxx on the repair shop
the marketing team at "the bold bean co" after i finally buy one of their jars of beans after 5 years of incessant advertising towards me
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
the marketing team at "the bold bean co" after i finally buy one of their jars of beans after 5 years of incessant advertising towards me
goodbye lenin style operation to convince an entrepreneur who has woken up from a coma that his 2011 business (the urban sandwich company) is still solvent
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
goodbye lenin style operation to convince an entrepreneur who has woken up from a coma that his 2011 business (the urban sandwich company) is still solvent
(guy with slightly outdated cultural indicators): typical islington elite drinking costa and eating wraps 🤣🤣
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
(guy with slightly outdated cultural indicators): typical islington elite drinking costa and eating wraps 🤣🤣
fontaines dc jukebox musical but the plot is the same as mamma mia
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
fontaines dc jukebox musical but the plot is the same as mamma mia
me and the boys are going to head down to the imperial metropole on friday if you're keen?
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
me and the boys are going to head down to the imperial metropole on friday if you're keen?
"kill your darlings"? ummmm not sure why i'd do that, theyre literally my darlings lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
"kill your darlings"? ummmm not sure why i'd do that, theyre literally my darlings lol
dictating a whatsapp message via my wireless headphones to a friend commenting on the frozen sewage leak on the road outside his block of flats
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
dictating a whatsapp message via my wireless headphones to a friend commenting on the frozen sewage leak on the road outside his block of flats
for sale, 30-40 baby thermometers, never used
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
for sale, 30-40 baby thermometers, never used
entering lidl on a sunday 30 mins before closing time with a childlike sense of play
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
entering lidl on a sunday 30 mins before closing time with a childlike sense of play
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Japanese copywriting still reigns supreme
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Japanese copywriting still reigns supreme
explaining how parkrun barcodes work to my boyfriend ASMR
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
explaining how parkrun barcodes work to my boyfriend ASMR
lets just say ..... a new pope wasnt on my 2025 bingo card
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lets just say ..... a new pope wasnt on my 2025 bingo card
self taught hiv physician, lover, potter @ turningearthhackney
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
self taught hiv physician, lover, potter @ turningearthhackney
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hey man. i'm so sorry to hear about the Leeds tram. honestly gutted for you. if you ever want to talk about it or even just grab a quiet pint, let me know. men's mental health is so important 🙏
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
hey man. i'm so sorry to hear about the Leeds tram. honestly gutted for you. if you ever want to talk about it or even just grab a quiet pint, let me know. men's mental health is so important 🙏
bluesky's discover function is like na'vi style tail connecting with stephen bush's inner monolouge
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
bluesky's discover function is like na'vi style tail connecting with stephen bush's inner monolouge
catchy vocals, entertaining melodies, and drums that could play all night ....
lets just say ..... welcome to spotify
lets just say ..... welcome to spotify
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
catchy vocals, entertaining melodies, and drums that could play all night ....
lets just say ..... welcome to spotify
lets just say ..... welcome to spotify
rizzle kicks have written movingly on the reinstatement of the erasmus programme
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
rizzle kicks have written movingly on the reinstatement of the erasmus programme
(not understanding): queering gay men 😀
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
(not understanding): queering gay men 😀
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imagining a cat or dog called Siobhan
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
imagining a cat or dog called Siobhan
winning the lottery and when local news asks me what im going to spend my money on, i look right down the barrel of the camera, pause for 3 secs and say self funded phd in the hauntology of lizzo's cancellation
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
winning the lottery and when local news asks me what im going to spend my money on, i look right down the barrel of the camera, pause for 3 secs and say self funded phd in the hauntology of lizzo's cancellation
my crazy epic life (making dogshit pottery at night classes, always being on strike, eating quorn products)
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
my crazy epic life (making dogshit pottery at night classes, always being on strike, eating quorn products)
"and francis fukuyama spends his days making chairs now" as a kind of affirmation/turn of phrase
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"and francis fukuyama spends his days making chairs now" as a kind of affirmation/turn of phrase