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standard issue trans woman, 31 “how the fuck am i supposed to treat her like some brainless dog when she has a fucking phd?”

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mel @mel.meangirls.online · 3d

instead of bullying me for having a small cock why can't you come over here and fuck me with that cock of yours that's so big apparently

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 2d

i think i need a mean dyke to abuse me

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 4d

the hacker tranny stereotype exists because bottoms desperately want a chance to triumphantly say “I’m in 😎”

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 5d

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 10d

i am endorsing Eric Adams for mayor of NYC

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 15d

i thought he’d kick the football this time

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conniving eunuch @cypionate.bsky.social · 15d

I wake up in a cold sweat, repeating the phrase "lifted Chevy spark." The doctors cannot help me.

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 15d

you didn't get raptured? that's what you get for destroying your root chakra

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 19d

it’s been a hot minute since i was in academia, so i miss out on the fun new physics quandaries. thanks for the correction

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 19d

As for dark energy, I don’t recall the specifics but it’s understood to be roughly evenly distributed throughout space

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 19d

We have a good idea of the distribution of dark matter through looking at gravitational lensing of stars behind galaxies, which tells us where the matter needs to be in the galaxy to generate that effect

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 21d

okay but the jack-o’-lantern sweater would go hard if it was on a dyke

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 24d

showing up to the function on time and proceeding to wait 2 hours for the party to start

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 24d

the real reason i dont feel comfortable in queer spaces is my unerring internal clock and punctuality

Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 24d

I know trans women are women cause they're late for everything

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 27d

guess i wont hold my breath, which is a shame it sounded like a good low stakes b plot in the background of all the other news

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 27d

woah wait he deleted?

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · 27d

nebulous detroit W, sounds about right

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 8

my size intimidated them

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 8

they’re trying to keep us hung girls down

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 8

small dick privilege is avoiding your government mandated sexual assault at airport security

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 7

have you considered its intolerant to suggest i could take my transition into my own hands instead of trusting my expert small town doctor who’s never met another trans woman?

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 4

at least you didnt have to see the public chat roasting you after, i imagine it would have been brutal

normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 2

it’s awful to see someone like him twist and corrupt something that can be so beautiful

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Sep 2

our blessed siscon vs gavin’s barbarous incest

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normal and regular @normalmaggie.bsky.social · Aug 29

crying is what makes it fun