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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 8h

John Carpenter’s Bambi

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 8h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Paw Patrol Movie

holly le fantôme 🏳️‍⚧️🐈‍⬛👻💀🦇🎃 @queenofmars.space · 8h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Jamie Delaney L. 🏳️‍⚧️ @ljamied.bsky.social · 9h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 10h

I think the bottom line is that a lot of these folks are assuming ’autism’ means the most severe forms.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 12h

Attack ships burning off the shoulder of Orion… The Da Vinci Code for the PS2… C-beams glittering in the dark…

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 12h

<Handsome Jack> Hey Vault Hunter, Hyperion’s gonna open a fast food chain. You can’t believe what we’re gonna call it.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 12h

Her face was cartoonish but the rest of her bikini-clad body looked like something out of a photo. The overall effect was really quite offputting.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 12h

And that woman…. Was Elsa from Frozen.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 13h

I miss Babbage’s

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 14h

What are some stores with good vibes that you enjoy(ed) shopping in?

Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 14h

Battle of Portland memorial but it’s the Frog Wizard raising the Strawhat flag like it’s Iwo Jima

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 16h

I must apologize, Baker family, I was not familiar with your game.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 16h

Remember kids, clean your room and always beef responsibly.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 17h

“Tell us more about this Kram-pus, Doctor“

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 20h

> 1945
> Lochkeed F-117

I continue to think that Strikers 1945 is a series that routinely goes under the radar for how lowkey goofy it is

An ad for the Strikers 1945 gatcha game, featuring a WWII vintage F-117

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 20h

Reject modernity, embvrace trvdvtvvn

Cloud at the Chocobo Farm in Final Fantasy VII. He is talking to a Chocobo; it is saying ‘wark’ as God intended.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 20h

Trump II continues to be history‘s longest, least satisfying I Told You So.

Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 21h

25 years since the PATRIOT act and all the powers claimed by W and not pulled back by subsequent D administrations are being used in exactly the way their most extreme, “hysterical” detractors said they would be.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 20h

K-kweh!! 🙏

Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 21h

Luckily he didn’t have the timing right BUT STILL

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 21h

A couple years ago I lived in a neighborhood with a mockingbird who had learned to imitate the fire alarm low-battery chirp.

That was…. Fun.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 21h

25 years since the PATRIOT act and all the powers claimed by W and not pulled back by subsequent D administrations are being used in exactly the way their most extreme, “hysterical” detractors said they would be.

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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 1d

Not to be that guy but the democrats should have had the foresight to see this coming when Obama did this exact same thing (including to US citizens!) and they did nothing. It’s not as if they weren’t warned by the ACLU and many others! Bipartisan “war on terror” foolishness delivered this.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Schiff: "If a president in secret can put names on a list and kill them, then there is no war power still retained by Congress, and there's no check on an executive who may drag us into another war."

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Saint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 2d

In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 1d

They will all be the most average candy, snickers

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 1d

Mr Mime

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 1d

This mfer named gunge vlark

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 1d

gunge vlark

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Ersatz Haderach (spooky) @striderhlc.bsky.social · 1d

(And also the tedious motherfuckers comparing ’kill counts’ are really just looking at the difference in pacing between movies made in 1979 and now)

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