Ersatz Haderach
@striderhlc.bsky.social
Euclid-class poster, lowkey trainwreck. (He/Him, also cool w/ singular they)
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
(… does this count as a wrong answer tho? It is from the second-best Star Trek movie, after all!)
(… does this count as a wrong answer tho? It is from the second-best Star Trek movie, after all!)
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
(… does this count as a wrong answer tho? It is from the second-best Star Trek movie, after all!)
(… does this count as a wrong answer tho? It is from the second-best Star Trek movie, after all!)
DID YOU KNOW: In the Street Fighter universe, most characters use two hands to throw a fireball; only true masters like Akuma, Dan, and Gokuen can do it with one hand.
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
DID YOU KNOW: In the Street Fighter universe, most characters use two hands to throw a fireball; only true masters like Akuma, Dan, and Gokuen can do it with one hand.
Saving this for the next time the “post a non-religious image you consider sacred” meme comes around
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Saving this for the next time the “post a non-religious image you consider sacred” meme comes around
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the whole liberal media ecosystem trying to gentile-wash this disgusts me. this is a dogwhistle. it's incredibly obvious. call a horse a horse.
They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
the whole liberal media ecosystem trying to gentile-wash this disgusts me. this is a dogwhistle. it's incredibly obvious. call a horse a horse.
Honestly positively impressed that Dems have been willing to pick up the ball on this one. Then again, state-level Dems have been both significantly more clear-eyed about the threat and more willing to use tools available to fight it than the national party.
trump creating the incentive and permission structure for democrats to do insane 2010-era gerrymandering of their own may turn out to be one of the biggest self-owns of all time. dems are now pretty likely to emerge with an advantage from the 2025-26 redistricting wars
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Honestly positively impressed that Dems have been willing to pick up the ball on this one. Then again, state-level Dems have been both significantly more clear-eyed about the threat and more willing to use tools available to fight it than the national party.
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Oh huh, he is their Obama isn't he?
a lot of Republicans assumed history would end with Trump's election & are very confused that not only is history still ongoing, but winning said election didn't make their family members like them
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Oh huh, he is their Obama isn't he?
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Breaking democracy and pissing everyone off right before their anointed second coming of Christ dies and leaves them fighting for the throne while your opposition is given full permission to suffocate the party. We are gonna win.
trump creating the incentive and permission structure for democrats to do insane 2010-era gerrymandering of their own may turn out to be one of the biggest self-owns of all time. dems are now pretty likely to emerge with an advantage from the 2025-26 redistricting wars
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Breaking democracy and pissing everyone off right before their anointed second coming of Christ dies and leaves them fighting for the throne while your opposition is given full permission to suffocate the party. We are gonna win.
Normie choice BUT
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Normie choice BUT
mfw I see one of these threads
(directed at op, not Daryl)
(directed at op, not Daryl)
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
mfw I see one of these threads
(directed at op, not Daryl)
(directed at op, not Daryl)
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strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
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The jobs they're trying to teleoperate away: taxis, cashiers, package delivery, housekeepers...it's all ones these freaks have to interact with and they're also jobs normally done by immigrants.
That's it, isn't it?
That's it, isn't it?
February 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The jobs they're trying to teleoperate away: taxis, cashiers, package delivery, housekeepers...it's all ones these freaks have to interact with and they're also jobs normally done by immigrants.
That's it, isn't it?
That's it, isn't it?
I will grant that I'm just one dude but uhh... I'm pretty Online and I wasn't even aware that this had happened?
Look, straight talk, we did not see a six-point shift toward Trump in 2024 because a shitposter- even a high-profile one- dunked on Harris.
Look, straight talk, we did not see a six-point shift toward Trump in 2024 because a shitposter- even a high-profile one- dunked on Harris.
Been thinking about this in light of this post going viral yesterday - there’s this strange belief that online leftposters hold enough political influence that voicing disapproval will sabotage democrat campaigns, but are irrelevant enough that politicians wanting votes should ignore their concerns
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I will grant that I'm just one dude but uhh... I'm pretty Online and I wasn't even aware that this had happened?
Look, straight talk, we did not see a six-point shift toward Trump in 2024 because a shitposter- even a high-profile one- dunked on Harris.
Look, straight talk, we did not see a six-point shift toward Trump in 2024 because a shitposter- even a high-profile one- dunked on Harris.
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
An Amogus, a Skibidi Toilet, Minecraft Steve (specifically a greenscreened Jack Black from the movie), and Deadpool.
Pomni Digitalcircus is the dealer and she is 5000% Done With This Shit.
Pomni Digitalcircus is the dealer and she is 5000% Done With This Shit.
Question for y’all: let’s say you were in charge of making a new Poker Night at the Inventory game (Texas Hold ‘Em with five characters from various media, specifically four players and the dealer.) who’re you picking for the five characters?
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
An Amogus, a Skibidi Toilet, Minecraft Steve (specifically a greenscreened Jack Black from the movie), and Deadpool.
Pomni Digitalcircus is the dealer and she is 5000% Done With This Shit.
Pomni Digitalcircus is the dealer and she is 5000% Done With This Shit.
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"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
Huh, looks like Another Eden is getting the de-gatchafied treatment like Octopath CotC did?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41p...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41p...
Another Eden Begins Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by WRIGHT FLYER STUDIOS
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Huh, looks like Another Eden is getting the de-gatchafied treatment like Octopath CotC did?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41p...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41p...
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The problem with Capitalism is you eventually run out of other people's money.
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The problem with Capitalism is you eventually run out of other people's money.
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
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embarrass the administration and they will do everything in their power to ruin your life, even if the embarrassment is the result of their own cruel overreach
vicious sadistic bullies all the way down
vicious sadistic bullies all the way down
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
embarrass the administration and they will do everything in their power to ruin your life, even if the embarrassment is the result of their own cruel overreach
vicious sadistic bullies all the way down
vicious sadistic bullies all the way down
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
Two rival Bed-and-Breakfast owners in opposite sides of town, locked in a fierce competition for the travel magazine’s mention but harboring a secret romantic tension between them.
Sheeted Rivalry
Sheeted Rivalry
Two sheep from rival farms, separated by a fence but united by love for each other.
Bleated Rivalry
Bleated Rivalry
Two bakers at Wonder Brands, with secret, fermenting reasons to love one another.
Kneaded Rivalry
Kneaded Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Two rival Bed-and-Breakfast owners in opposite sides of town, locked in a fierce competition for the travel magazine’s mention but harboring a secret romantic tension between them.
Sheeted Rivalry
Sheeted Rivalry
Gonna be interesting to see how Dems respond to this info. A lot of folks think Dems are-poll-chasers, but
I’m not sure that’s true- I think they’re taking cues from the Group Chat, and there are a lot of folks in there who are working backwards to the polls from their own political views.
I’m not sure that’s true- I think they’re taking cues from the Group Chat, and there are a lot of folks in there who are working backwards to the polls from their own political views.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Gonna be interesting to see how Dems respond to this info. A lot of folks think Dems are-poll-chasers, but
I’m not sure that’s true- I think they’re taking cues from the Group Chat, and there are a lot of folks in there who are working backwards to the polls from their own political views.
I’m not sure that’s true- I think they’re taking cues from the Group Chat, and there are a lot of folks in there who are working backwards to the polls from their own political views.