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Dystopian app idea: adversarial gen ai that makes believe for kids. It tells the kids what the toys are saying to each other, complete with funny voices and sound effects! They won’t even need to pull a string!
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dystopian app idea: adversarial gen ai that makes believe for kids. It tells the kids what the toys are saying to each other, complete with funny voices and sound effects! They won’t even need to pull a string!
Gotta love some Citi Bike Bike Angel point arbitrage
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Gotta love some Citi Bike Bike Angel point arbitrage
The perfect Halloween decoration does not exis…
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The perfect Halloween decoration does not exis…
The brief wise: “talk down to people as if they don’t even know what a ‘friend’ is and then offer them an almost literal albatross around their neck, so anyone can immediately see their alienation.”
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The brief wise: “talk down to people as if they don’t even know what a ‘friend’ is and then offer them an almost literal albatross around their neck, so anyone can immediately see their alienation.”
Pink Floyd x West Elm collab: The Desk. Now your can sit in style as you pour your derision into everything you do
September 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pink Floyd x West Elm collab: The Desk. Now your can sit in style as you pour your derision into everything you do
My solution to accidentally swapping your/you’re is to just use “yore” instead. Yore welcome
September 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My solution to accidentally swapping your/you’re is to just use “yore” instead. Yore welcome
iOS and macOS 26 Liquid Glass makes text in icons look blurry. The date in the calendar icon, the ovals in the Photos one, it’s really disconcerting. It’s the extra stroke to give it depth. Unnecessary.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
iOS and macOS 26 Liquid Glass makes text in icons look blurry. The date in the calendar icon, the ovals in the Photos one, it’s really disconcerting. It’s the extra stroke to give it depth. Unnecessary.
The antonym of antonym is synonym. But what’s the synonym of synonym?
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The antonym of antonym is synonym. But what’s the synonym of synonym?
What did the skeptic say when the alien told him which planet it came from?
Uranus, my ass!
Uranus, my ass!
July 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What did the skeptic say when the alien told him which planet it came from?
Uranus, my ass!
Uranus, my ass!
Said it and regret it
July 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Said it and regret it
Why do I have a fucking fully inflated beach ball in the house??
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why do I have a fucking fully inflated beach ball in the house??
Meta: origami from my perfectly square Japan Village receipt
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Meta: origami from my perfectly square Japan Village receipt
Your daily irony
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Your daily irony
Jerrry Seinfeld in 3rd Grade:
Why do they call it a “recorder”? What’s it recording? I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t record: 3rd graders playing recorder.
Why do they call it a “recorder”? What’s it recording? I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t record: 3rd graders playing recorder.
March 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Jerrry Seinfeld in 3rd Grade:
Why do they call it a “recorder”? What’s it recording? I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t record: 3rd graders playing recorder.
Why do they call it a “recorder”? What’s it recording? I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t record: 3rd graders playing recorder.
Launching my Slack competitor Trousr in closed beta
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Launching my Slack competitor Trousr in closed beta
C-SPAN partners with Fanduel to launch Fantasy Elections ahead of midterms. Make politics exciting again!
Get a $100 bonus when you sign up using your social security number and Mother’s maiden name.
Get a $100 bonus when you sign up using your social security number and Mother’s maiden name.
March 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
C-SPAN partners with Fanduel to launch Fantasy Elections ahead of midterms. Make politics exciting again!
Get a $100 bonus when you sign up using your social security number and Mother’s maiden name.
Get a $100 bonus when you sign up using your social security number and Mother’s maiden name.
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Look at the abs on this building!
January 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Look at the abs on this building!
Dr. JKL; and Mr. ASDF
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dr. JKL; and Mr. ASDF
No one: I can’t wait for my big surprise!
Me: what Big Sur Prize?
Me: what Big Sur Prize?
January 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No one: I can’t wait for my big surprise!
Me: what Big Sur Prize?
Me: what Big Sur Prize?
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Time to keep a mental tally of everyone I’ve said “Happy New Year” to, for the next month
January 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Time to keep a mental tally of everyone I’ve said “Happy New Year” to, for the next month
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Lindy West wrote the epic take down of Love, Actually jezebel.com/i-rewatched-...
I Rewatched Love Actually and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You
We open in a fucking airport. A fucking AIRPORT!!! Of course Love Actually, the apex of cynically vacant faux-motional cash-grab garbage cinema would hang its BIG METAPHOR on the bleak, empathy-stripp...
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October 7, 2023 at 11:54 AM
Lindy West wrote the epic take down of Love, Actually jezebel.com/i-rewatched-...
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At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
@mtainfo.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky. Now maybe you can explain this to me
I’m on D train car going BONG BING instead of BING BONG! What is happening?
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
@mtainfo.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky. Now maybe you can explain this to me