Chairman of the Gourd and its spelled G O R E D
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Gotta love some Citi Bike Bike Angel point arbitrage
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Gotta love some Citi Bike Bike Angel point arbitrage
The perfect Halloween decoration does not exis…
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The perfect Halloween decoration does not exis…
The brief wise: “talk down to people as if they don’t even know what a ‘friend’ is and then offer them an almost literal albatross around their neck, so anyone can immediately see their alienation.”
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The brief wise: “talk down to people as if they don’t even know what a ‘friend’ is and then offer them an almost literal albatross around their neck, so anyone can immediately see their alienation.”
Pink Floyd x West Elm collab: The Desk. Now your can sit in style as you pour your derision into everything you do
September 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pink Floyd x West Elm collab: The Desk. Now your can sit in style as you pour your derision into everything you do
Why do I have a fucking fully inflated beach ball in the house??
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why do I have a fucking fully inflated beach ball in the house??
Meta: origami from my perfectly square Japan Village receipt
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Meta: origami from my perfectly square Japan Village receipt
You’re making this spell check bot freak out
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You’re making this spell check bot freak out
Your daily irony
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Your daily irony
Lactose intolerant
February 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lactose intolerant
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Look at the abs on this building!
January 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Look at the abs on this building!
I’m on D train car going BONG BING instead of BING BONG! What is happening?
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I’m on D train car going BONG BING instead of BING BONG! What is happening?
Appropriate use of quotes
October 31, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Appropriate use of quotes
A pensive loaf
October 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
A pensive loaf
Congratulations! You’ve won KFC’s Double Down of the Month
October 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Congratulations! You’ve won KFC’s Double Down of the Month
I love a good hidden acronym logo.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
October 2, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I love a good hidden acronym logo.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
September 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
What maniac at Kellogg’s decided to treat pop tarts like unlabeled canned food?
September 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
What maniac at Kellogg’s decided to treat pop tarts like unlabeled canned food?
My personal favorite brand of PassAgg coffee filters is “if you care”
September 19, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My personal favorite brand of PassAgg coffee filters is “if you care”
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #690,052! Eh, I’ll take it
September 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #690,052! Eh, I’ll take it
Wtf Duolingo? How about I just delete the app?
September 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Wtf Duolingo? How about I just delete the app?
My cat
September 7, 2024 at 1:25 AM
My cat
Hard to pick just 4
September 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hard to pick just 4
Won’t you take me to…
July 6, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Won’t you take me to…
Midlife ADHD diagnosis has made me more aware of how often and easily I’m side tracked. Not any easier to prevent it though. Basically feel like the Guy from Memento
June 12, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Midlife ADHD diagnosis has made me more aware of how often and easily I’m side tracked. Not any easier to prevent it though. Basically feel like the Guy from Memento