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Norm
@normjohnson.bsky.social
Blue dot in red state.

Hobbies include strip solitare and running with scissors.
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 AM
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
You haven't been to Kansas City.
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This picture was at a fundraising event in DC.
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The Epstein files, brought to you by Acme Printer Cartridges.
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nice, my dad saved the 57 Rose Bowl and the fainting Irish game papers.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Surroundings?

In this economy?
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm still having Thanksgiving, but sadly had to cut back on the surroundings this year.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Maga won't care.
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When Mike Johnson sees a pic of Trump's neck his kid get an alert.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sometimes, dead is better.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My theory is that they are trying to be the absolute worst team.

By the end of June, they'll be traveling in a beat-up old prop plane.
October 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The 75 thousand which Trump said is much less than the actual number of 75 million.

Also, somebody should make a commercial of the classroom scene in Ferris Bueller where the teacher talks about the Smoot-Hawley Tariffs and what they did to our country.
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
October 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Navy admiral in charge of US Southern Command quits amid controversial boat strikes.

Some question if these folks were smuggling drugs at all.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We're living in some sort of simulation.

These people are obviously not real!
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This asshole found out when he tried that stuff one-on-one he was gonna get his ass kicked.

Needed two other guys to come save him.

Fuck every one of these cowards.
October 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
October 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Only took a few minutes to find the actual picture.

I'm so old that I remember when we made fun of maga for posting bullshit.
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think that's a mask.
September 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He spent all that money on a fancy soldier-guy Halloween costume and it didn't even come with combat boots?
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm not sure why we were allowed to line up past the los earlier, but I'll take it.
September 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM