Norm
@normjohnson.bsky.social
Blue dot in red state.
Hobbies include strip solitare and running with scissors.
Hobbies include strip solitare and running with scissors.
John Madden made a career of explaining the obvious!
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
John Madden made a career of explaining the obvious!
If we had won ten games in a row, I'd agree.
As of now, if they did that people would laugh at Iowa. They'd say that we're a bunch of chickens that are too scared to play Iowa State because we can't beat them.
They'd be right.
As of now, if they did that people would laugh at Iowa. They'd say that we're a bunch of chickens that are too scared to play Iowa State because we can't beat them.
They'd be right.
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If we had won ten games in a row, I'd agree.
As of now, if they did that people would laugh at Iowa. They'd say that we're a bunch of chickens that are too scared to play Iowa State because we can't beat them.
They'd be right.
As of now, if they did that people would laugh at Iowa. They'd say that we're a bunch of chickens that are too scared to play Iowa State because we can't beat them.
They'd be right.
Some people believe that this pussy stupid up and said fight, fight, fight after getting shot. 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Some people believe that this pussy stupid up and said fight, fight, fight after getting shot. 🤣
That was fucking amazing.
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
That was fucking amazing.
Don't think he'd be excited about women.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Don't think he'd be excited about women.
Curley in Of Mice and Men?
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Curley in Of Mice and Men?
I would go to prison for murder and not regret it for a second.
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I would go to prison for murder and not regret it for a second.
Go ahead and give em a point.
Poor fellas are trying so hard.
Poor fellas are trying so hard.
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Go ahead and give em a point.
Poor fellas are trying so hard.
Poor fellas are trying so hard.
The number of books that Stephen King has sold is especially amazing when you think about all he had to overcome.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The number of books that Stephen King has sold is especially amazing when you think about all he had to overcome.
Didn't see a link to the video in that mess of ads in the article, so here it is.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqTP...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqTP...
Jimmy Kimmel's Alternative Christmas Message (Channel 4 UK)
YouTube video by LateNighter
m.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Didn't see a link to the video in that mess of ads in the article, so here it is.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqTP...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqTP...
This is supposed to be a joke, but now I really want one.
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is supposed to be a joke, but now I really want one.
Exactly.
How many people have someone in their lives who would kidnap your boss for you?
He was certainly not an asshole.
How many people have someone in their lives who would kidnap your boss for you?
He was certainly not an asshole.
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Exactly.
How many people have someone in their lives who would kidnap your boss for you?
He was certainly not an asshole.
How many people have someone in their lives who would kidnap your boss for you?
He was certainly not an asshole.
I knew a guy who owned a video rental store.
When Redbox came out, on Fridays, he'd rent all the copies of the current popular new release from the area Redboxes so people would have to come to his store.
When Redbox came out, on Fridays, he'd rent all the copies of the current popular new release from the area Redboxes so people would have to come to his store.
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I knew a guy who owned a video rental store.
When Redbox came out, on Fridays, he'd rent all the copies of the current popular new release from the area Redboxes so people would have to come to his store.
When Redbox came out, on Fridays, he'd rent all the copies of the current popular new release from the area Redboxes so people would have to come to his store.
If you go outside, who will be in the tree making cookies?
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If you go outside, who will be in the tree making cookies?
Needs much more plastic surgery.
Are you a poor?
Are you a poor?
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Needs much more plastic surgery.
Are you a poor?
Are you a poor?
I'm confused.
Who is it supposed to be?
Who is it supposed to be?
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm confused.
Who is it supposed to be?
Who is it supposed to be?
24 hours is not enough time.
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
24 hours is not enough time.
This picture was at a fundraising event in DC.
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This picture was at a fundraising event in DC.
Right after the election these two scumbags kissed Trump's ring.
If you are still watching them and are surprised by this, wake up.
If you are still watching them and are surprised by this, wake up.
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Right after the election these two scumbags kissed Trump's ring.
If you are still watching them and are surprised by this, wake up.
If you are still watching them and are surprised by this, wake up.
Me, too.
Reading these comments is shocking to me. Do people not know what he is?
Reading these comments is shocking to me. Do people not know what he is?
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me, too.
Reading these comments is shocking to me. Do people not know what he is?
Reading these comments is shocking to me. Do people not know what he is?
The Epstein files, brought to you by Acme Printer Cartridges.
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Epstein files, brought to you by Acme Printer Cartridges.
My perception of Campbell is apparently different than everyone else.
He literally had to be physically restrained from attacking a fan who said he was on the hot seat.
I think that's much worse than using a naughty word, maybe I'm wrong.
He literally had to be physically restrained from attacking a fan who said he was on the hot seat.
I think that's much worse than using a naughty word, maybe I'm wrong.
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My perception of Campbell is apparently different than everyone else.
He literally had to be physically restrained from attacking a fan who said he was on the hot seat.
I think that's much worse than using a naughty word, maybe I'm wrong.
He literally had to be physically restrained from attacking a fan who said he was on the hot seat.
I think that's much worse than using a naughty word, maybe I'm wrong.