I think my first crack was Hyundai Equus

Lol don't worry I don't think the values quite match up!

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Does he want to swap for a 306 😅😅

I'm sick of that dumb movie being used as some sort of cultural benchmark. It was a bad movie that predicted a silly future. Just because they also said people would be acting dumb and there would be more advertising, that's where parallels stop. Anyone could have predicted that in 06

I'm going to do a big flat clean to surprise my partner today, and then go fossil hunting at the beach with a pal tomorrow - things are looking up!

We're week-off buddies! Mine starts today but just goes until next Tuesday. Realised I can only carry a week holiday into next year and I didn't take it all so crammed it in now.

My office is on a narrow street, and a lady with a GSXR1000 (under the cover in the maps pic lol) likes to idle it for 10 full minutes before taking it around the block twice and going back inside.

It's INFURIATING. Just sat at my desk vibrating.

I chipped the fuck out of my favourite mug, so it's being put in retirement.

I shall put some mileage on this when it arrives.

Taking Dipetane would probably take your mind off your headache at least

And it'll heat your living room!

Yeah, the misting jet from the Xsara is the big move for the 306, but I just got suckered into buying the garboleum cheap 3D printed nonsense and have now reordered with OEM matching quality. Hopefully.

Wow what a scene!

The screwdriver of truth and pain 😞

Good job at least there was so much oil covering the rear area, that came up a treat with a little squirt!

The rest, less so

Did you ask if he was still going Rogue? Or offer him the Altima-te hiding place?

The ultimate streak breaker

I'm sorry for your garage embarrassment, friend.

I'm sorry the what?

I had no chance

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