Think again. It’s Fort Knox gold! Just like the Trump crime family crypto coins

Has Jeff Bezos met these people? Maybe they can teach him how NOT to hoard his money and actually help people with it.

Can we bet on Putin being un-alived on his armored train?

It drops 2 months of insulin, and three doses of the sheep and horse dewormer from Tractor Supply to treat Covid. But not the kind made by Moderna because that’ll turn you gay like the frogs.

Looks like the handful of food scraps that are scraped from the drain catcher. If I was his chef, that’s what I’d be serving him daily.

So “Home” to Melanoma is not in the White House, because that’s filled with chaos, cruelty, dysfunction and corruption.

“Home is where the heart is” and that’s in her NY penthouse getting serviced by her Secret Service detail.

Oh. Okay.
I’m just glad Tim Cook bribed trump with that gold brick bar so we could get his whimsical holiday app that puts digital snowflakes on our phone.
Priorities! This makes everything so much better, I’m not at all worried about fascism.

More delay tactics. Trump will never turn on Putin. Someone, probably Steven Miller, typed that post for trump. Trump is already “on holiday/ vacation” to get medical procedures and stay away from cameras. This post is just more of the same delay tactics, to help Putin drag on and kill more people.

I’ll be sure to pray to Joe Pesci and Mother Nature to keep Trump “safe” during his medical examinations.

So … they’re making him do more cognitive tests and MRIs and need to keep him away from cameras. Will they be treating his swollen ankles and catheter infections this time?

I use my brain and eyeballs when I go shopping. Still works great and you don’t look like an idiot yelling into a device because it’s not working.

The Tech bros really want everyone using their AI so they can say they are useful and not a bunch of money hoarding incel losers

I understand why Spacey is afraid, and hush hush about this… especially after those Fox News hosts said live on air that homeless people should be rounded up and exterminated and no one flinched.

“Special purpose” like this?

Russia continues spending a masses of dollars on creating fakes. There is a literally an army of specialists whose whole purpose is to lie, distort public opinion and cause dissent.

They spend public money on this instead of health, education, because #RussiaIsATerroristState

Taganrog, Russia UPD:
This guy says they (Russia) have lost a plane.

Get back to work! Those Amazon prime boxes aren’t going to fill themselves of dildos on their own. You have a quota to meet. 162 dildos an hour. Use your bathroom break pee bottle if you need. We aren’t paying you $7.25/ hr to post funny stuff on Bluesky. You are an Amazon prime associate!

Special military operation tip #53:

Russians, if you disguise your condo tower units as Ukrainian drones, your home will be safe from Russian air defense.

To be fair, Pete’s shirt was also covered… in vomit and germs from the hot tub Fox News circle jerk session.