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@not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
One of those queer radical leftists your mom warned you about.
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Lu 🦖
@not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Finally, a new social media experience to neglect.
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What are liberals even up to these days
A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What are liberals even up to these days
This is all I have ever wanted
Multiple Ecco the Dolphin games officially in development
"Several new Ecco the Dolphin products and games" are officially in development, developer A&R Atelier announced. A&R Atelier is a studio founded in Half Moon Bay, California by veteran game developers, including the original creators of…
"Several new Ecco the Dolphin products and games" are officially in development, developer A&R Atelier announced. A&R Atelier is a studio founded in Half Moon Bay, California by veteran game developers, including the original creators of…
Multiple Ecco the Dolphin games officially in development
"Several new Ecco the Dolphin products and games" are officially in development, developer A&R Atelier announced. A&R Atelier is a studio founded in Half Moon Bay, California by veteran game developers, including the original creators of Ecco the Dolphin.
www.gematsu.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is all I have ever wanted
You can tell how much crochet is responsible for my sanity lately by how many projects I have. 😆
WIP cat, chunky throw blanket progress, and my newest emotional support beanie.
WIP cat, chunky throw blanket progress, and my newest emotional support beanie.
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 AM
You can tell how much crochet is responsible for my sanity lately by how many projects I have. 😆
WIP cat, chunky throw blanket progress, and my newest emotional support beanie.
WIP cat, chunky throw blanket progress, and my newest emotional support beanie.
At least once a week I think about what a funny word "ham" is
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 AM
At least once a week I think about what a funny word "ham" is
About to attempt crocheting my first throw blanket. It's only $200+ in yarn. 🫠 Why can't I have cheaper hobbies? 😭
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
About to attempt crocheting my first throw blanket. It's only $200+ in yarn. 🫠 Why can't I have cheaper hobbies? 😭
Me: I want to feel insane
Me: *gets on the internet*
Me: Cool
Me: *gets on the internet*
Me: Cool
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me: I want to feel insane
Me: *gets on the internet*
Me: Cool
Me: *gets on the internet*
Me: Cool
An unskippable, unpausable cutscene right when you have to pee
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
An unskippable, unpausable cutscene right when you have to pee
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
My cat is the best cat. And so is yours. And theirs. And every cat I've ever seen.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My cat is the best cat. And so is yours. And theirs. And every cat I've ever seen.
Why are billionaires
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why are billionaires
Finished crocheting my first triangle shawl. I'm pleased with it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finished crocheting my first triangle shawl. I'm pleased with it.
I am not very good at it yet as someone who is relatively new to crochet but I have developed a slight obsession with the Celtic weave stitch.
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am not very good at it yet as someone who is relatively new to crochet but I have developed a slight obsession with the Celtic weave stitch.
I forgot I said this but I stand by it
Unicorns are just horse elves
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I forgot I said this but I stand by it
Unicorns are just horse elves
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Unicorns are just horse elves
Lmfao
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Lmfao
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Old man driving a pickup the size of a house almost hit me in a crosswalk today because he clearly couldn't see anything in front of him, can we make these shitass trucks illegal already
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Old man driving a pickup the size of a house almost hit me in a crosswalk today because he clearly couldn't see anything in front of him, can we make these shitass trucks illegal already
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Nobody:
Crochet tutorials on YouTube: SO I AM GOING TO LITERALLY HAVE MY HAND ANGLED OVER THE TOP OF THE STITCH YOU NEED TO SEE ME MAKING
Crochet tutorials on YouTube: SO I AM GOING TO LITERALLY HAVE MY HAND ANGLED OVER THE TOP OF THE STITCH YOU NEED TO SEE ME MAKING
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nobody:
Crochet tutorials on YouTube: SO I AM GOING TO LITERALLY HAVE MY HAND ANGLED OVER THE TOP OF THE STITCH YOU NEED TO SEE ME MAKING
Crochet tutorials on YouTube: SO I AM GOING TO LITERALLY HAVE MY HAND ANGLED OVER THE TOP OF THE STITCH YOU NEED TO SEE ME MAKING
Crochet, AKA: So You Think You Can Count?
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Crochet, AKA: So You Think You Can Count?
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Crocheting and unable to stop muttering "MAKING A SHAWL, MAKING A SHAWL" to myself to the tune of "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Crocheting and unable to stop muttering "MAKING A SHAWL, MAKING A SHAWL" to myself to the tune of "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest
Nobody:
Me in the middle of the night:
Me in the middle of the night:
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nobody:
Me in the middle of the night:
Me in the middle of the night:
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me