English Muffin
notacrumpet.bsky.social
English Muffin
@notacrumpet.bsky.social
Shadow boxing when I heard you on the radio, oh!
Buster sword and friends 💜
Well, I'm now out of room on my forearms, time to go above the elbow 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Capybara!!!
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And I'm back from holiday... Had to add a flag to the lion paw print 💜🇿🇦🐾
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Love is love
🩷🧡💛💚💙💜
June 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sorry, can't. Eating my ice cream 🤣
No more cold hands 🍨
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
For wisdom and prosperity... I present the golden Hedgie 💛
April 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Taste the rainbow ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩷💜
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yep, my shorts match my jacket 🤣🖕🏻
#grrrl #flipthebird
March 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Glow in the dark fidget hedgehog 💛🦔
#crochet
#hedgehog
#glowinthedark
March 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gen X represent!!!
*Raises fist*

*Slowly, gingerly lowers fist*
Gonna need to refill that pain reliever sooner than I thought
March 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The face of a comforter thief...
#shivapuppy #sharingiscaring
#boop
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
No, you have a googly eye problem...
#dumpsterfire #itsakoala #skeleton #moodeng
March 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Still amassing my Moo Deng army.
No one can stop me!!!
#moodeng #pygmyhippo #ungovernable
March 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sunshiny day
February 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I was preoccupied with whether or not I could, i didn't stop to think if i should.
#nicolascage #eyesfordays
#ohthehumanity
February 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Y'all... My daughter in law helped me find my own personal god.
She was being carried around by some long haired dude.
February 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The duality of my life.
Some chaos... yet on the other hand, I do have my ducks in a row.
🦛🦆
February 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM