English Muffin
@notacrumpet.bsky.social
Shadow boxing when I heard you on the radio, oh!
Buster sword and friends 💜
Well, I'm now out of room on my forearms, time to go above the elbow 🤣
Well, I'm now out of room on my forearms, time to go above the elbow 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Buster sword and friends 💜
Well, I'm now out of room on my forearms, time to go above the elbow 🤣
Well, I'm now out of room on my forearms, time to go above the elbow 🤣
And I'm back from holiday... Had to add a flag to the lion paw print 💜🇿🇦🐾
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
And I'm back from holiday... Had to add a flag to the lion paw print 💜🇿🇦🐾
There's a lot of pot, patchouli and bengay at this concert.
August 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There's a lot of pot, patchouli and bengay at this concert.
Why am I awake at o'dark stupid? Oh yes... Breakfast sausage!
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Why am I awake at o'dark stupid? Oh yes... Breakfast sausage!
Fedex... Truly giving no fucks about delivery dates since forever.
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fedex... Truly giving no fucks about delivery dates since forever.
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I care about people.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I care about people.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
Whoops, sorry I meant cheese.
I care about cheese.
The Cure is playing in the Doctor's waiting room... This is unacceptable!
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Cure is playing in the Doctor's waiting room... This is unacceptable!
Excuse me, your fun nuggets are showing!
July 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Excuse me, your fun nuggets are showing!
Love is love
🩷🧡💛💚💙💜
🩷🧡💛💚💙💜
June 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Love is love
🩷🧡💛💚💙💜
🩷🧡💛💚💙💜
If you just saw a purple haired lady chasing after her dog while holding her own tits... No you didn't!
June 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you just saw a purple haired lady chasing after her dog while holding her own tits... No you didn't!
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The shop is now all set up and the Hedgies are ready to be adopted.
ko-fi.com/mamasnotagam...
ko-fi.com/mamasnotagam...
Visit Mama's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
June 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The shop is now all set up and the Hedgies are ready to be adopted.
ko-fi.com/mamasnotagam...
ko-fi.com/mamasnotagam...
Pawn shop, cats and shepherd's pie!
April 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pawn shop, cats and shepherd's pie!
Sorry, can't. Eating my ice cream 🤣
No more cold hands 🍨
No more cold hands 🍨
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sorry, can't. Eating my ice cream 🤣
No more cold hands 🍨
No more cold hands 🍨
Why does the word 'spurt' make me giggle so much?
April 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why does the word 'spurt' make me giggle so much?
For wisdom and prosperity... I present the golden Hedgie 💛
April 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
For wisdom and prosperity... I present the golden Hedgie 💛
Living life in the fast lane during rush hour traffic is not really living that fast.
April 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Living life in the fast lane during rush hour traffic is not really living that fast.
At the symphony listening to Mendelssohn and I'm truly expecting Bugs Bunny to pop out of a tuba.
April 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At the symphony listening to Mendelssohn and I'm truly expecting Bugs Bunny to pop out of a tuba.
Taste the rainbow ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩷💜
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Taste the rainbow ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩷💜
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Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out?
Me: Getting out of my sports bra.
Me: Getting out of my sports bra.
March 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out?
Me: Getting out of my sports bra.
Me: Getting out of my sports bra.
Detroit... full of potholes and lawyers.
March 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Detroit... full of potholes and lawyers.
"It's all in the wrists" I mutter as I slap some meat on my ham and cheese sarnie.
March 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"It's all in the wrists" I mutter as I slap some meat on my ham and cheese sarnie.
Nothing like welcoming spring with the first 'everything shower' of 2025.
March 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nothing like welcoming spring with the first 'everything shower' of 2025.
TIL that you can accidentally add a journalist to a group chat message... So if you are my plus one journalist all I have to say is a/s/l??
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
TIL that you can accidentally add a journalist to a group chat message... So if you are my plus one journalist all I have to say is a/s/l??
Omens... So many omens.
March 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Omens... So many omens.