Paul Reopelle
@notafunnyjoke.bsky.social
I have a dog. And I am trying out this app. I will try to be nice.
They can insurrect my balls
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
They can insurrect my balls
Slow down Zoe Saldana! You won an Oscar so now I should buy a phone from you??
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Slow down Zoe Saldana! You won an Oscar so now I should buy a phone from you??
Yes PLEASE! I’ve been waiting for this. Can’t wait.
New episode! Articles of Interest is back. And at last, diving into school uniforms.
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School Uniforms
They're not just for Catholics
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June 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yes PLEASE! I’ve been waiting for this. Can’t wait.
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The ONLY team the Timberwolves should worry about in the playoffs is the Thunder. The Lakers are a pushover. The Rockets try hard. The Warriors are a little feisty, but we beat them up. Also the Thunder WILL win the Finals because they are better than everybody.
March 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The ONLY team the Timberwolves should worry about in the playoffs is the Thunder. The Lakers are a pushover. The Rockets try hard. The Warriors are a little feisty, but we beat them up. Also the Thunder WILL win the Finals because they are better than everybody.
Picture this -
Me: wearing the longest socks you’ve ever seen that can’t be called tights, AND nothing else!
You: so turned on you can’t stand it.
Me: do you have any very long socks I can buy? But NOT tights! I’m a boy!
You: this is my home…
Me: I’ll have your virginity!
Me: wearing the longest socks you’ve ever seen that can’t be called tights, AND nothing else!
You: so turned on you can’t stand it.
Me: do you have any very long socks I can buy? But NOT tights! I’m a boy!
You: this is my home…
Me: I’ll have your virginity!
March 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Picture this -
Me: wearing the longest socks you’ve ever seen that can’t be called tights, AND nothing else!
You: so turned on you can’t stand it.
Me: do you have any very long socks I can buy? But NOT tights! I’m a boy!
You: this is my home…
Me: I’ll have your virginity!
Me: wearing the longest socks you’ve ever seen that can’t be called tights, AND nothing else!
You: so turned on you can’t stand it.
Me: do you have any very long socks I can buy? But NOT tights! I’m a boy!
You: this is my home…
Me: I’ll have your virginity!
The great Julius Caesar would coming up on his 2,125th birthday if those bastards hadn’t killed him.
March 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The great Julius Caesar would coming up on his 2,125th birthday if those bastards hadn’t killed him.
I really don’t think the taste of those raisins was “spellbinding”. Does anybody know a good false advertising lawyer? Or where I can find some spellbinding raisins??
March 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I really don’t think the taste of those raisins was “spellbinding”. Does anybody know a good false advertising lawyer? Or where I can find some spellbinding raisins??
If I were to start a bourbon brand for the fancy folks of this world I would name the company Cum. It really rolls off the tongue.
“Cum bourbon”
“Cum bourbon”
March 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I were to start a bourbon brand for the fancy folks of this world I would name the company Cum. It really rolls off the tongue.
“Cum bourbon”
“Cum bourbon”
Skype your loved ones before it’s too late. You don’t want to be on your death bed wondering what could have been.
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Skype your loved ones before it’s too late. You don’t want to be on your death bed wondering what could have been.
First Hitler, now Nosferatu?! Bad guys keep stealing all the coolest mustaches.
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
First Hitler, now Nosferatu?! Bad guys keep stealing all the coolest mustaches.
Clearly Kyle Shanahan made some sort of deal with a witch that he can be a head coach but all of his RBs will always get hurt.
January 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Clearly Kyle Shanahan made some sort of deal with a witch that he can be a head coach but all of his RBs will always get hurt.
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The Ottawa Citizen, Ontario, November 16, 1912
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
The Ottawa Citizen, Ontario, November 16, 1912
Christmas shopping for my wife and I regret to inform you all that Victoria’s Secret does not carry “frontless” underwear. They were rude about it too.
December 8, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Christmas shopping for my wife and I regret to inform you all that Victoria’s Secret does not carry “frontless” underwear. They were rude about it too.