Line Art Lionheart
@notalogin.bsky.social
Same dreck, different website
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
Thanks I hate it
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Thanks I hate it
My pet parrot is only willing to hang with me when I wear one of these for him to perch on
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My pet parrot is only willing to hang with me when I wear one of these for him to perch on
IMHO the police shouldn't be violently attacking an elderly woman
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
IMHO the police shouldn't be violently attacking an elderly woman
Yeah, man, that's what family is for
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, man, that's what family is for
Love too chellange my mind
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Love too chellange my mind
The "Upholstered Furniture" might seem random, but it's a throwback to the early 1900s; Trump is acting on behest of the Ottoman Empire
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The "Upholstered Furniture" might seem random, but it's a throwback to the early 1900s; Trump is acting on behest of the Ottoman Empire
How is this not the plural of "ottoman"?!?
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
How is this not the plural of "ottoman"?!?
I wouldn't brag about how I'd welcome Hitler to my cafe but you guys do you
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I wouldn't brag about how I'd welcome Hitler to my cafe but you guys do you
HER: who should we bring in to fix the air conditioner?
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
July 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
HER: who should we bring in to fix the air conditioner?
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
I just can't look at this and not be, like, "Come here, let me fix your collar"
July 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just can't look at this and not be, like, "Come here, let me fix your collar"
This church is 💯
June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This church is 💯
smh at how everything is outsourced now
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
June 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
smh at how everything is outsourced now
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, DEVELOPERS!
May 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, DEVELOPERS!
Coincidentally also the title of the first lecture in BJs for Beginners
May 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Coincidentally also the title of the first lecture in BJs for Beginners
The "I promise I'm not dead!" tour
February 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The "I promise I'm not dead!" tour
This is where they take care of sick bridges
February 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is where they take care of sick bridges
I'm not worried-worried, but I'm not crossing a picket line, that's for damn sure
January 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm not worried-worried, but I'm not crossing a picket line, that's for damn sure
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
December 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
"Turkey was robbed"
—Eric Adams
—Eric Adams
December 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"Turkey was robbed"
—Eric Adams
—Eric Adams
"oh good, the pilot's here"
—the waiting passengers
—the waiting passengers
November 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
"oh good, the pilot's here"
—the waiting passengers
—the waiting passengers
Great news! Already planning my next guilt trip
September 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Great news! Already planning my next guilt trip
When nobody involved grew up in the 90s
September 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
When nobody involved grew up in the 90s
Aggressively mid
September 17, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Aggressively mid
Only one party is ready to do what must be done
August 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Only one party is ready to do what must be done