Line Art Lionheart
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Line Art Lionheart
@notalogin.bsky.social
· Aug 25
The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me
As with all things online, I think (at least part of) the source of the opposition is juvenile thinkers giving give to juvenile prejudice. So I think a subthread of the anti side is "I'm a real man who won't need this" along with some pseudo-evolutionary mumbo-jumbo
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
As with all things online, I think (at least part of) the source of the opposition is juvenile thinkers giving give to juvenile prejudice. So I think a subthread of the anti side is "I'm a real man who won't need this" along with some pseudo-evolutionary mumbo-jumbo
Lies
It was a TI-85
It was a TI-85
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Lies
It was a TI-85
It was a TI-85
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PRO TIP: If you tap your soul gently on the counter, you’ll release the air bubbles and make more room for sin.
September 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
PRO TIP: If you tap your soul gently on the counter, you’ll release the air bubbles and make more room for sin.
It's a giraffe-shaped car?
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
It's a giraffe-shaped car?
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We should not be calling them murderers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We should not be calling them murderers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
We should not be calling them murderers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We should not be calling them murderers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
They've put in the work; we can call them serial killers
Can't believe you think this is an appropriate time to even talk about breakfast
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Can't believe you think this is an appropriate time to even talk about breakfast
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Me: When I die, I want be cremated
Husband: Should I write that down now or wait till—
Me: Yeah no, when we're done having sex is fine
Husband: Should I write that down now or wait till—
Me: Yeah no, when we're done having sex is fine
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Me: When I die, I want be cremated
Husband: Should I write that down now or wait till—
Me: Yeah no, when we're done having sex is fine
Husband: Should I write that down now or wait till—
Me: Yeah no, when we're done having sex is fine
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why is that financial company called Schwab & not ǝb ?
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
why is that financial company called Schwab & not ǝb ?
What a bizarre mix of overconfident consultant (the best outcome is for good things to happen) and college freshman moral reasoning (what if a starving child).
Kinda amazing that, after decades of opinionating, that this is the level of generality he's operating at.
Kinda amazing that, after decades of opinionating, that this is the level of generality he's operating at.
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
What a bizarre mix of overconfident consultant (the best outcome is for good things to happen) and college freshman moral reasoning (what if a starving child).
Kinda amazing that, after decades of opinionating, that this is the level of generality he's operating at.
Kinda amazing that, after decades of opinionating, that this is the level of generality he's operating at.
Even with the relief of this addendum, I'd still like to add that I very much hope you do not do the thing
(Initially this included that I appreciate your voice and presence here, and while that's true, it's kind of orthogonal.)
(Initially this included that I appreciate your voice and presence here, and while that's true, it's kind of orthogonal.)
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Even with the relief of this addendum, I'd still like to add that I very much hope you do not do the thing
(Initially this included that I appreciate your voice and presence here, and while that's true, it's kind of orthogonal.)
(Initially this included that I appreciate your voice and presence here, and while that's true, it's kind of orthogonal.)
ME (LOVES SIMPLIFYING FRACTIONS): That's just January 3rd
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
ME (LOVES SIMPLIFYING FRACTIONS): That's just January 3rd
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Video game idea: You go back in time to the Garden of Eden and kill Adam. It's a first person shooter.
April 30, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Video game idea: You go back in time to the Garden of Eden and kill Adam. It's a first person shooter.
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Death Star blowing up a planet with a rainbow-colored laser to show the Empire stands with the LGBTQ community
November 14, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Death Star blowing up a planet with a rainbow-colored laser to show the Empire stands with the LGBTQ community
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A lot of people find it very hard to say "I was wrong."
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A lot of people find it very hard to say "I was wrong."
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
But here's the secret: you don't have to mean it
I think the best part of replying "Nobody asked for this" to a post is that anyone else can then reply "Nobody asked for this" to yours.
An ouroboros of feigned indifference.
An ouroboros of feigned indifference.
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I think the best part of replying "Nobody asked for this" to a post is that anyone else can then reply "Nobody asked for this" to yours.
An ouroboros of feigned indifference.
An ouroboros of feigned indifference.
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As they age beyond infancy, humans lose the ability to wail and shriek expressively, and are forced instead to attempt to communicate using words.
October 3, 2023 at 12:46 PM
As they age beyond infancy, humans lose the ability to wail and shriek expressively, and are forced instead to attempt to communicate using words.
Vaxxed?!?
BREAKING: Rep. Doug LaMalfa of California has died at 65, GOP officials say. His death reduces the party's control of the House to 218-213.
Rep. Doug LaMalfa of California dies, reducing GOP's narrow control of the House to 218-213
Republican seven-term U.S. congressman Doug LaMalfa of California has died, reducing the GOP's already narrow control of the House.
bit.ly
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Vaxxed?!?
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“Why are you posting about X?”
to piss you off. because I dislike you personally and specifically. I was hoping it would bother you
to piss you off. because I dislike you personally and specifically. I was hoping it would bother you
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
“Why are you posting about X?”
to piss you off. because I dislike you personally and specifically. I was hoping it would bother you
to piss you off. because I dislike you personally and specifically. I was hoping it would bother you
To be fair, it probably took a really ahead-of-his-time coaching genius to surmise that someone like Eaton might be good at basketball
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
To be fair, it probably took a really ahead-of-his-time coaching genius to surmise that someone like Eaton might be good at basketball
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[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
—Canadian S&M party
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
—Canadian S&M party
April 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
—Canadian S&M party
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
[Crack of whip]
Sorry!
—Canadian S&M party
I once watched so much soccer, I had a dream about playing soccer, and in the dream I tried to clear the ball and instead kicked a bedside dresser.
I didn't break my foot but it hurt enough to send me to the ER.
I didn't break my foot but it hurt enough to send me to the ER.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I once watched so much soccer, I had a dream about playing soccer, and in the dream I tried to clear the ball and instead kicked a bedside dresser.
I didn't break my foot but it hurt enough to send me to the ER.
I didn't break my foot but it hurt enough to send me to the ER.
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Please listen carefully, as our options have changed.
If you like making your own choices, press 1.
If you believe free will is an illusion, press 1.
If you like making your own choices, press 1.
If you believe free will is an illusion, press 1.
August 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Please listen carefully, as our options have changed.
If you like making your own choices, press 1.
If you believe free will is an illusion, press 1.
If you like making your own choices, press 1.
If you believe free will is an illusion, press 1.
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The middle initials "R.R.", a ranked list:
1. J.R.R. Tolkien
2. George R.R. Martin
3. The Children R.R. Future
1. J.R.R. Tolkien
2. George R.R. Martin
3. The Children R.R. Future
November 22, 2023 at 3:19 PM
The middle initials "R.R.", a ranked list:
1. J.R.R. Tolkien
2. George R.R. Martin
3. The Children R.R. Future
1. J.R.R. Tolkien
2. George R.R. Martin
3. The Children R.R. Future
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Those who do not learn from history are currently in charge
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Those who do not learn from history are currently in charge