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noted bones haver
@noted.bones.haver.zone
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hi im maia a.k.a. bones
welcome to my zone

i am over 30 and very tired
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noted.bones.haver.zone
TMBG Connections #9

connectionsgame.org/game/?Y8W70I
Connections grid of 4 sets of 4 words to disentangle. The words listed are: By The Time You Get This Destination Moon Mrs From Rowboat Mayor Last Wave That Just Birdhouse In Your Soul Older Mrs Bluebeard Spoiler Alert Comes Truck Don't Let's Start This Oranges Mink Car ECNALUBMA Absolutely Bill's Mood
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
[airplane noises]
my follower count at 747
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
this guy thinks he can #cancelskip? only skip's friends get to #cancelskip
nazi sympathisers list showing sweet and pure skip the online raccoon is on the list
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
a jpeg burned image of a cat photoshopped onto some dirt and a speech bubble pointing to the cat says "hi. i'm a grub and i live in the soil."
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
"hide this post" options
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
who killed hannibal meme first panel: eric andre labelled "hont" shoots hannibal labelled "tiktok creators without friends to make videos with" second panel: eric andre labelled "hont" saying "why would skip do this"
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
nah im on this shit nowadays
no added sugar 4x concentrated summer fruits squash. i actually think this one's not quite interesting enough so i like to mix it with the cherries and berries variant which i think is a bit much on its own, so they both come out nicer when combined. it's still basically water once it's fully diluted and it tastes way better so let that be a lesson, or something.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
don't even get me started on Cluedo (the UK version of Clue). the victim was WHO exactly???
Wiki page for the list of characters in the game of Cluedo (UK) / Clue (US). The victim of Cluedo/Clue is Dr. Black (UK) / Mr. Boddy (US), the wealthy owner of Tudor Mansion (formerly known as Tudor Close/Tudor Hall (UK) and Boddy Mansion/Boddy Manor (US)). He is the unseen host who is murdered,
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
bart smear in this episode im watching
similar to the previous smear, bart is in the car with his family and his eyes and nose are facing one direction and his mouth is facing another
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
im in the top right. here is an actual photograph of me
skeleton warrior figurine by revoltech based on the stop motion skeletons from the 1963 jason and the argonauts movie. it's holding a sword and shield and has my skull head from my profile picture edited onto it
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
[angelic shreiking]
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
close-up of the skeleton with an elden ring noun verbed caption saying "BONES NOTED"
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
does anybody have that edit of the scene where bart hits homer with a chair but instead he's hitting him with the mt splashmore flume tube and he gets stuck in it
homer taking a bath while bart is about to hit him with a chair homer stuck in a water slide at mt splashmore
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
just fired up the ol wikipedia and looked up menstrual synchrony and wow this article is. something
Adaptivity of menstrual synchrony [Image of a bunch of circles with triangles in them all pointing in different directions, next to some standalone triangles and a sperm] Figure a. Females competing for good genes should avoid ovulatory synchrony. Moving from one female to the next, a single dominant male under these conditions can exercise a monopoly. Key: Circle = female. Pointer = ovulation. Triangle = male. [Image of a bunch of circles with triangles all pointing in the same direction and a bunch of standalone trianglea firing sperms at them] Figure b. Females in need of male time and energy should exercise girlbossery, preventing any single male from monopolising access.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
i dont like patton oswalt but i also think "obvious hyperbole" should not be a bannable offense
norman rockwell freedom of speech
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
lmao @tallhobbit97.bsky.social
tagged user liking the above post. its avatar is the unedited version of the image in the post
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
"no fun allowed" but it says "no hyperbole allowed" and the robot guy is labelled "bluesky's head of trust and safety" using the tmnt logo which is taken directly from aaron's header
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
bart smear in this episode im watching
simpsons smear frame where bart's eyes are facing the opposite way to his mouth
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
"school supplies" but it's been staggered so it looks like it says "shosple colupis". its the meme of the woman yelling at the cat and the woman is yelling "school supplies" and the cat is saying "shosple colupis"
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
this isnt what i'm doing but i did take serial killer to mitigate the sickly trait and it kinda turns this game into Hitman and i don't hate the strategy aspect even if it does limit my companion choices
inventory screen where it shows how many hearts i've collected so far using the Serial Killer perk which gives me +2hp per person killed (though not everyone drops hearts. it partially depends how you kill them). i currently have 102 hearts
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
chorizo sausages and azparagus wrapped in bacon. i also grated some cheese onto the bacon before wrapping and dusted with some onion and garlic granules
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
the "feeding cats to coyotes" post but instead it's me saying "hontdog told me princess catalin keeps eating his hamster girls so I asked how many girls he has and he said he just goes to the shavings and lures a new girl with pellets afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding hamster girls to catalin and then skip started laughing."
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
jung shieldon
carl jung's head crudely photoshopped onto a shieldon's shield-head
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
photograph of a crt floating in muddy water from wikipedia but i've edited it to look like an album cover from the 90s with a parental advisory sticker on warning of explicit content
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
zohran slogan meme: im sorry i think this for mat is really funny
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM