Chase Lazration
@notepimethean.bsky.social
I'm Promethean, Not Epimethean
The secret is to drink so early in the afternoon that your hangover starts before you go to bed, then you can wake up and be fine.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The secret is to drink so early in the afternoon that your hangover starts before you go to bed, then you can wake up and be fine.
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Sometimes I think "Maybe I will give 2024 D&D a try" but then I remember some random thing about it and I immediately start hating it again.
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sometimes I think "Maybe I will give 2024 D&D a try" but then I remember some random thing about it and I immediately start hating it again.
When I was a kid, I was so terrified of zombie movies that I didn't realize Zombieland was a comedy.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When I was a kid, I was so terrified of zombie movies that I didn't realize Zombieland was a comedy.
Tumblr users will post a poll with an "other" option and then disable comments
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Tumblr users will post a poll with an "other" option and then disable comments
i should write a story with homoerotic undertones but instead of banging, one of the men just slaughters the other. it's not even a fair fight.
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i should write a story with homoerotic undertones but instead of banging, one of the men just slaughters the other. it's not even a fair fight.
Tidings of comfort and JOI
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tidings of comfort and JOI
I think I should be able to hunt tumblr users for sport
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think I should be able to hunt tumblr users for sport
I am very full of spaghetti.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am very full of spaghetti.
Just minced a clove of garlic and added it, still raw, to my bowl of spaghetti.
God, I love garlic.
God, I love garlic.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just minced a clove of garlic and added it, still raw, to my bowl of spaghetti.
God, I love garlic.
God, I love garlic.
I'm pretty much a celebrity now
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm pretty much a celebrity now
"That's 15x the average viewer"
I paid for YouTube Premium, so I'm gonna get as much value from it as I possibly can.
I paid for YouTube Premium, so I'm gonna get as much value from it as I possibly can.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"That's 15x the average viewer"
I paid for YouTube Premium, so I'm gonna get as much value from it as I possibly can.
I paid for YouTube Premium, so I'm gonna get as much value from it as I possibly can.
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Tfw your rent and bills are $1800 but u have $600 in the bank on the 30th 🥴
If anyone wants to help a lady out:
Venmo: @DaksChaya
paypal.me/daksart
If anyone wants to help a lady out:
Venmo: @DaksChaya
paypal.me/daksart
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tfw your rent and bills are $1800 but u have $600 in the bank on the 30th 🥴
If anyone wants to help a lady out:
Venmo: @DaksChaya
paypal.me/daksart
If anyone wants to help a lady out:
Venmo: @DaksChaya
paypal.me/daksart
I love RvB but I wish people would shut the fuck up about Caboose. I get that he's the lovable idiot, but there's like 20 other characters.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love RvB but I wish people would shut the fuck up about Caboose. I get that he's the lovable idiot, but there's like 20 other characters.
Oh Markarth Vendor Chest, how I've missed you.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh Markarth Vendor Chest, how I've missed you.
"en esta economia" has been permanently added to my lexicon.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"en esta economia" has been permanently added to my lexicon.
I might uninstall the Skyrim Unofficial Patch just for the nostalgia of glitching outside Whiterun and accessing the vendor chests.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I might uninstall the Skyrim Unofficial Patch just for the nostalgia of glitching outside Whiterun and accessing the vendor chests.
When I say I come from a predominantly white area, this is what I mean.
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When I say I come from a predominantly white area, this is what I mean.
I'm not attracted to men, but it's such a non-issue that I'd fuck (or get fucked by) a dude if we were super chill and he asked nicely.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm not attracted to men, but it's such a non-issue that I'd fuck (or get fucked by) a dude if we were super chill and he asked nicely.
Who wants to come over for a hot dog date? (We eat hot dogs together)
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who wants to come over for a hot dog date? (We eat hot dogs together)
The weather is getting colder. It's finally Autism
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The weather is getting colder. It's finally Autism
I'm glad they fired me
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm glad they fired me
I need a thirty-something year old woman to hold me and tell me that I matter to her.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I need a thirty-something year old woman to hold me and tell me that I matter to her.
Fesshole is a fun account to look at, but it's so British that it physically hurts me.
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fesshole is a fun account to look at, but it's so British that it physically hurts me.
