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I'm a Lectern
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A podium is a step, like a soapbox.
It/it.
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A man dancing on a wooden lectern in a church. I think Batman is in the midground and the back of Michael Cera's head in the forground. Text reads I went to my bf church and this happened.
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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No, very different guy! 😬

This one (British):
Two images of a short-haired muscley blond man setting up the lectern in front of #10 Downing Street.
February 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
Incorrectly, sure. It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
A podium wouldn't hide anything... It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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So take a look at this, and tell me what u meant... 🤔
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Nope, it's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
So glad u asked, it's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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Nope! It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Here's an easy reminder! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Yup! It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
That's a lectern! It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
Right? I use one of these. 😀
Dark blue Camelback brand Podium model water bottle.
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
Nope, its easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
January 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
Nope, it's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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No podium involved at all! 😀
Trump at a lectern on a beautiful vomitty looking floor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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#Screenshotted! 😀 #Chud
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
Nope, it's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Ooo mama, on a podium on a plinth! #Harmony 🤯😍

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A bronze statue of a girl, Barbara Rose Jones, holding a book upraised in her right hand over her head, next to a lectern on a podium on a plinth.
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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😮😍
A statue of Virginia civil rights activist Barbara Rose Johns, whose statue will replace one of Robert E. Lee as one of Virginia's two statues on display at the Capitol, is unveiled Tuesday in Washington, D.C.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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So here's the diff just fyi! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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S'true! It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
So glad u asked, it's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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AI 😬

It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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#Harmony 😀 also 🤖
A young person holding a mic stands on a podium at a lectern.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
notpodium.bsky.social
If she is on it, it'd be a podium. If she is at it, that a lectern. It's easy, like this! 😀
A young person stands on a podium at a lectern. Both are clearly marked.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM