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There's a meme making fun of "cinephiles" preferring to watch boring art films where the story is told "from the perspective of a stray dog" or "through the eyes of a dying pigeon". And... where does that come from? I can't think of an art house film that does that.
December 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
There's a meme making fun of "cinephiles" preferring to watch boring art films where the story is told "from the perspective of a stray dog" or "through the eyes of a dying pigeon". And... where does that come from? I can't think of an art house film that does that.
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90% of Christmas movies are written by ChatGPT and you can't convince me otherwise.
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 PM
90% of Christmas movies are written by ChatGPT and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
Judd Apatow has decided to make a real Knocked Up sequel, “Knocked Up 2: Knocked Loose”! After Ben and Allison get divorced, Allison gets gang-banged by the band Knocked Loose. Watch Katherine Heigl and the real band members as they struggle to find an open abortion clinic! Streaming on Amazon Prime
December 1, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Judd Apatow has decided to make a real Knocked Up sequel, “Knocked Up 2: Knocked Loose”! After Ben and Allison get divorced, Allison gets gang-banged by the band Knocked Loose. Watch Katherine Heigl and the real band members as they struggle to find an open abortion clinic! Streaming on Amazon Prime
The Star Wars universe has expanded again with a new spin off from Rogue One, a new movie “Star Wars: Suicide Pod Racing”. Watch Cassian Andor and Jyn Erso race against time to get their suicide pods functional after arriving on Tatooine! Streaming exclusively on Disney+, available Christmas Eve!
November 29, 2024 at 10:48 PM
The Star Wars universe has expanded again with a new spin off from Rogue One, a new movie “Star Wars: Suicide Pod Racing”. Watch Cassian Andor and Jyn Erso race against time to get their suicide pods functional after arriving on Tatooine! Streaming exclusively on Disney+, available Christmas Eve!
Love Island is okay, but have you heard of the new show “Mile High Mate”? Take flight on Kama Sutra Airlines flight KS69 as 10 lucky bachelors and bachelorettes try to find their lifetime sexual partners! Pilot episode airs tonight on CBS @ 9/8c!
November 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Love Island is okay, but have you heard of the new show “Mile High Mate”? Take flight on Kama Sutra Airlines flight KS69 as 10 lucky bachelors and bachelorettes try to find their lifetime sexual partners! Pilot episode airs tonight on CBS @ 9/8c!
If you like “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives”, then you’ll love the new Hulu hit show “The Secret Lives of Illegal Underground Dog Fighting Wives”. USA Today calls it “sexual, scandalous, and inhumane.” Follow the drama on tiktok #dogfighting #bloodsport
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
If you like “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives”, then you’ll love the new Hulu hit show “The Secret Lives of Illegal Underground Dog Fighting Wives”. USA Today calls it “sexual, scandalous, and inhumane.” Follow the drama on tiktok #dogfighting #bloodsport
New Netflix short series: “Rob Lowe Goes Low”. Follow Rob Lowe as he goes to playgrounds around the country and lures children away from adult supervision to teach them how to do the splits.
November 29, 2024 at 4:41 AM
New Netflix short series: “Rob Lowe Goes Low”. Follow Rob Lowe as he goes to playgrounds around the country and lures children away from adult supervision to teach them how to do the splits.
Thanksgiving Movie Idea: Black Hawk Down Sequel “2 Black 2 Hawk Down your white wife’s unseasoned ass food again”. Starring Denzel Washington and Winona Ryder.
November 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Thanksgiving Movie Idea: Black Hawk Down Sequel “2 Black 2 Hawk Down your white wife’s unseasoned ass food again”. Starring Denzel Washington and Winona Ryder.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
Tonight Show w/ Jimmy Fallon: guest is a Zimbabwean expat that moved to Nebraska and joined a sex coven, and her familiar that goes by the name “Gra’Pri’Quan: Destroyer of Neutron Stars”. It’s actually just a guy in a fursona wearing an ejaculating horse dick strap on. Tonight at 11:30/10:30c.
November 28, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Tonight Show w/ Jimmy Fallon: guest is a Zimbabwean expat that moved to Nebraska and joined a sex coven, and her familiar that goes by the name “Gra’Pri’Quan: Destroyer of Neutron Stars”. It’s actually just a guy in a fursona wearing an ejaculating horse dick strap on. Tonight at 11:30/10:30c.