Taylor
@nottaylor.bsky.social
A millennial #tiktokrefugee learning to navigate Bluesky. Neurodivergent hearth witch. Amateur tarot reader, professional lurker. I'm hiding in the comment section right now.
I'm deeply annoyed by how good this is.
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I'm deeply annoyed by how good this is.
"Reason to homeschool!*"
*We know or suspect our kid is queer and would prefer to be able to abuse them without the prying eyes of mandated reporters.
*We know or suspect our kid is queer and would prefer to be able to abuse them without the prying eyes of mandated reporters.
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Reason to homeschool!*"
*We know or suspect our kid is queer and would prefer to be able to abuse them without the prying eyes of mandated reporters.
*We know or suspect our kid is queer and would prefer to be able to abuse them without the prying eyes of mandated reporters.
The last line is perfection.
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The last line is perfection.
They've been butthurt at microwaves since I was a kid. We never had a microwave growing up because my mom was convinced it would give you brain cancer and cause infertility.
December 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They've been butthurt at microwaves since I was a kid. We never had a microwave growing up because my mom was convinced it would give you brain cancer and cause infertility.
Followed by "bUt Ah goTs tuH hunT tuH fEed mAh fAmiLy."
No you don't, Greg; you get your meat at Walmart like everyone else.
No you don't, Greg; you get your meat at Walmart like everyone else.
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Followed by "bUt Ah goTs tuH hunT tuH fEed mAh fAmiLy."
No you don't, Greg; you get your meat at Walmart like everyone else.
No you don't, Greg; you get your meat at Walmart like everyone else.
The thing you have to understand about 'Muricans is just how much we love killin'. But we love the idea of killin' even more, that's why the "hOmE iNvAsIoN" defence comes up so much; we love the fantasy of it so much that it's basically a fetish for most.
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The thing you have to understand about 'Muricans is just how much we love killin'. But we love the idea of killin' even more, that's why the "hOmE iNvAsIoN" defence comes up so much; we love the fantasy of it so much that it's basically a fetish for most.
This is an example of what my grandpa used to call "the stupid tax." You spent the majority of your life savings on a digital picture and now you're soon to be homeless? Gotta pay that stupid tax.
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is an example of what my grandpa used to call "the stupid tax." You spent the majority of your life savings on a digital picture and now you're soon to be homeless? Gotta pay that stupid tax.
"BrEaKinG..."
two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word .
ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word .
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December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"BrEaKinG..."
She does look a bit yassified.
December 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She does look a bit yassified.
Bet it's easy to shuffle though.
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Bet it's easy to shuffle though.
"Whah don't mah kee-ids call me no more?"
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Whah don't mah kee-ids call me no more?"
I thought they didn't believe males could get pregnant?
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I thought they didn't believe males could get pregnant?
Snowflake reaches out in hopes of finding a safe space.
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Snowflake reaches out in hopes of finding a safe space.
The Bee is proof that christofacists are incapable of making the culture they rip off funny or interesting.
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Bee is proof that christofacists are incapable of making the culture they rip off funny or interesting.
Fuck that shit entirely. You don't "rehab" people who voted for you to lose your basic rights and freedoms while brown people are shipped off to concentration camps. If "pARt oF bEiNg oN tHe LeFt" is giving passes to cunts like this, then I guess I'm not "on the left" anymore.
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Fuck that shit entirely. You don't "rehab" people who voted for you to lose your basic rights and freedoms while brown people are shipped off to concentration camps. If "pARt oF bEiNg oN tHe LeFt" is giving passes to cunts like this, then I guess I'm not "on the left" anymore.
Too bad. Lots of Nazis will "finally wake up" sooner or later, and they need to be forever shunned and reminded of what they did to our country.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Too bad. Lots of Nazis will "finally wake up" sooner or later, and they need to be forever shunned and reminded of what they did to our country.
