Taylor
@nottaylor.bsky.social
A millennial #tiktokrefugee learning to navigate Bluesky. Neurodivergent hearth witch. Amateur tarot reader, professional lurker. I'm hiding in the comment section right now.
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really tired of seeing claims that our illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan president is to "distract" us from the Epstein files. Trump and the men around him have wanted this for a long time. this is a bad thing in its own right, not some attempt to hide from accountability
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
really tired of seeing claims that our illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan president is to "distract" us from the Epstein files. Trump and the men around him have wanted this for a long time. this is a bad thing in its own right, not some attempt to hide from accountability
*pulls the Devil
So the answer is..."yes"?
So the answer is..."yes"?
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
*pulls the Devil
So the answer is..."yes"?
So the answer is..."yes"?
My grandma always used to tell me that you can't stick flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.
I further put forward that we be allowed to be a little bit rude about it. look what the obsession with civility has gotten us. if a person is being hateful or saying something untrue, you should be allowed to get a little bitchy if you need to!
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
My grandma always used to tell me that you can't stick flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
I'VE BEEN SAYING.
men are way too emotional to be president
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I'VE BEEN SAYING.
At this point I have no sympathy for people who piss and moan about the evils of Twitter while still having an active account on the site. Like, why in the absolute and unholy fuck are you still there? It's actually incredibly easy to leave; I did it five years ago and it took five minutes total.
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
At this point I have no sympathy for people who piss and moan about the evils of Twitter while still having an active account on the site. Like, why in the absolute and unholy fuck are you still there? It's actually incredibly easy to leave; I did it five years ago and it took five minutes total.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!"
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!"
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
*scribbling furiously* "Dangit, I keep writing 'Pisces' on all my checks."
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Some health experts are saying that *it* could happen in the March to May timeframe. I hope it's the Ides of March, so I can say "Et tu, Tupée."
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Some health experts are saying that *it* could happen in the March to May timeframe. I hope it's the Ides of March, so I can say "Et tu, Tupée."
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for 2026 I'm declaring war on rural america
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
for 2026 I'm declaring war on rural america
The most important lesson I've learned in this wretched year is that it takes a crazy amount of strength to choose to be gentle in a country that demands violence in every interaction.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The most important lesson I've learned in this wretched year is that it takes a crazy amount of strength to choose to be gentle in a country that demands violence in every interaction.
Just want the Internet to know that I didn't read any books this year. Plenty of articles and essays, but no books.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just want the Internet to know that I didn't read any books this year. Plenty of articles and essays, but no books.
Space Marine 2 absolutely rips. If only I didn't suck so hard at it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Space Marine 2 absolutely rips. If only I didn't suck so hard at it.
Hot take, but as soon as anyone refers to something as "slop," I immediately have no interest in that person's opinion, even if I agree the thing in question isn't great. It just feels like incel talk and a way to dismiss anything YOU don't personally love.
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hot take, but as soon as anyone refers to something as "slop," I immediately have no interest in that person's opinion, even if I agree the thing in question isn't great. It just feels like incel talk and a way to dismiss anything YOU don't personally love.
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December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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only in america could you have people applauding a fascist for saying “fuck you fascist pedophile” to her equally fascist boss and somehow see that as a win for democracy
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
only in america could you have people applauding a fascist for saying “fuck you fascist pedophile” to her equally fascist boss and somehow see that as a win for democracy
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"The Male Loneliness Epidemic" (2025, Colorized)
On my way to the day job and you just hate seeing someone leave a dog outside on such a cold morning
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Making chicken dumpling soup from scratch in an old Dutch oven is probably the witchiest thing I've ever done.
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Making chicken dumpling soup from scratch in an old Dutch oven is probably the witchiest thing I've ever done.
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found an incredible simpsons frame i'd like to share with you all
December 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
found an incredible simpsons frame i'd like to share with you all
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I’m in the hummus again, someone stop me before I do something I might regret (eat the entire container)
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m in the hummus again, someone stop me before I do something I might regret (eat the entire container)
I worked at Starbucks when this was a thing, and I never once made or sold one. Not a one.
Remember when Starbucks put olive oil in their coffee? What the hell was that about? Coffee doesn’t make people shit enough already?
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I worked at Starbucks when this was a thing, and I never once made or sold one. Not a one.
As someone who cut off her extremely abusive parents off ten years too late, I just want to say to all toxic parents:
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As someone who cut off her extremely abusive parents off ten years too late, I just want to say to all toxic parents:
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Some dude just told me that if a woman were president we’d be at war once a month …so far we’ve only had men presidents and the US has been at war 225 out of 243 years since 1776 🤨
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some dude just told me that if a woman were president we’d be at war once a month …so far we’ve only had men presidents and the US has been at war 225 out of 243 years since 1776 🤨