Not That Mel B.
@notthatmelb.bsky.social
Reluctantly aging genx punk rock girl from NJ. Publishing/production pro. I read alot. 90% of my brain is song lyrics. Sometimes I'm funny. Go Yankees.
#RESIST
#RESIST
Good job, New Jersey!
#hittheroadjack
#hittheroadjack
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Good job, New Jersey!
#hittheroadjack
#hittheroadjack
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
"Trump lied when..."
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"Trump lied when..."
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
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It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
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I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Anyone else watch the Grammys tribute to Cyndi Lauper? So much fun, and she sounds great. This was by far my favorite, though. CHER!!
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
October 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Anyone else watch the Grammys tribute to Cyndi Lauper? So much fun, and she sounds great. This was by far my favorite, though. CHER!!
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
There's a do-or-die Yankees game on right now and I get out of the shower to find my husband watching Love is Blind.
Immediate divorce.
Immediate divorce.
October 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There's a do-or-die Yankees game on right now and I get out of the shower to find my husband watching Love is Blind.
Immediate divorce.
Immediate divorce.
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This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
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September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I love you, UK.
Windsor Castle right now waiting for Trump’s arrival 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I love you, UK.
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM OMG I HATE IT HERE.
September 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM OMG I HATE IT HERE.
Presented without comment because this is perfection. 👌
#OliverKornetzke
#OliverKornetzke
September 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Presented without comment because this is perfection. 👌
#OliverKornetzke
#OliverKornetzke
Bugs Bunny had it right.
a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
ALT: a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Bugs Bunny had it right.
It should be against the law for local weather persons to use the word "juicy" to describe anything.
August 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It should be against the law for local weather persons to use the word "juicy" to describe anything.
In this economy if you see someone shoplifting food, diapers, or medicine no you didn't.
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In this economy if you see someone shoplifting food, diapers, or medicine no you didn't.
Aliens invade. 👽
Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Me: *takes them to white house*
Trump walks out.
Aliens: ....
Aliens: Stop screwing around. Seriously, take us to your leader.
Me: *points to Trump*
Aliens leave.
Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Me: *takes them to white house*
Trump walks out.
Aliens: ....
Aliens: Stop screwing around. Seriously, take us to your leader.
Me: *points to Trump*
Aliens leave.
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Aliens invade. 👽
Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Me: *takes them to white house*
Trump walks out.
Aliens: ....
Aliens: Stop screwing around. Seriously, take us to your leader.
Me: *points to Trump*
Aliens leave.
Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Me: *takes them to white house*
Trump walks out.
Aliens: ....
Aliens: Stop screwing around. Seriously, take us to your leader.
Me: *points to Trump*
Aliens leave.
Was typing too fast when signing an email and accidentally left the "L" out of my name, making it "Meanie," and you know what? Fine.
August 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Was typing too fast when signing an email and accidentally left the "L" out of my name, making it "Meanie," and you know what? Fine.
So the other day I dropped my earbud in the grocery store, realized it when I got to my car, and went back in and got it.
Last night I dreamt that I was running through a train station because I had lost my earbud, wallet, three train tickets, and my dog.
The human brain is a fucked up thing.
Last night I dreamt that I was running through a train station because I had lost my earbud, wallet, three train tickets, and my dog.
The human brain is a fucked up thing.
July 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So the other day I dropped my earbud in the grocery store, realized it when I got to my car, and went back in and got it.
Last night I dreamt that I was running through a train station because I had lost my earbud, wallet, three train tickets, and my dog.
The human brain is a fucked up thing.
Last night I dreamt that I was running through a train station because I had lost my earbud, wallet, three train tickets, and my dog.
The human brain is a fucked up thing.
I recently heard someone describe RAYE as Amy Winehouse without the heroin and honestly that sounds kind of boring.
July 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I recently heard someone describe RAYE as Amy Winehouse without the heroin and honestly that sounds kind of boring.
Palate cleanser. 😻
July 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Palate cleanser. 😻
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"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
July 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
Have you ever been stuck behind the same person in traffic for so long that you start to hate everything about them and their car?
"This dumb motherfucker with his weird brake lights."
"This dumb motherfucker with his weird brake lights."
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Have you ever been stuck behind the same person in traffic for so long that you start to hate everything about them and their car?
"This dumb motherfucker with his weird brake lights."
"This dumb motherfucker with his weird brake lights."