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Ainsley
@notthechef.bsky.social
Disenchanted with the human experience. He/Him
Literally double the price in the European store 🥲
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If anything they seem quite content to let them put us down
January 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
A second lanyard
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Ah we're a couple of days behind so I hadn't seen it come up yet, thank you!
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I've been wanting to introduce my partner to the wiggle he songs for ages but we've only read years 1 & 2, and I don't remember when wiggle he 1 originally came out.
How much context would one need to properly appreciate them?

Also, Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
(hello I'm in a bracket!) made me cry laughing
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I know I'm just saying stuff but HEAR ME OUT-
Is it Punk to Funk by Fat Boy Slim? It's from '96 so the timeline checks out
youtu.be/n7Tm8oktQtM
Fatboy Slim - Punk To Funk
YouTube video by Fatboy Slim
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh ok so it's not just mine
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
That's a shame, but thanks for confirming!
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Will you be stocking the colour variants too, or just the black? Thanks :)
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pat, in the bathroom mirror:
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Miyamoto has a very threatening aura here
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Hm. Don't like that.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I used to live near this one, which I think was a single screen (with stalls and a circle like a proper theatre!) and later converted to a bingo hall.
It's been closed down since I was a baby but I'd kill to see it reopen.
Just look at it! It would be so flippin' nice!
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think it's more specific than that so FF would be fine. Like it covers chucking a little guy out from a ball and having it run alongside you and follow orders, but FF has you choose a summon from a menu who toddles off and attacks on his own.
September 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I'm just spitballing since I don't know what model you have, but have a look for a switch labelled phono/line and flick it the other way. Mine is underneath the platter if that's any use.
August 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Christopher.
August 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I could call a CEO a massive wanker, if that would help?
August 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM