Ainsley
@notthechef.bsky.social
Disenchanted with the human experience. He/Him
Anyone else annoyed by the new spotify update adding lyrics above the playback controls, so the album artwork hops up and down between songs depending on whether the lyrics are available?
No? Just me?
No? Just me?
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Anyone else annoyed by the new spotify update adding lyrics above the playback controls, so the album artwork hops up and down between songs depending on whether the lyrics are available?
No? Just me?
No? Just me?
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Yet another record delivered with a massive fuck-off tear down the spine.
Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six
Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Yet another record delivered with a massive fuck-off tear down the spine.
Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six
Why are we still shipping records inside the sleeves in this the year of our lord twenty twenty six
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
I read Year 1 last Christmas Eve and now I am doing Year 2 properly from day 1 and you should too
If you don't have an advent calendar, I made you one 19 years ago when the internet was fun and it's still the best one:
(No we never did work out a good format for making a website out of what was once a SA thread, suggestions welcome, anyway it's all here, just keep hitting next)
(No we never did work out a good format for making a website out of what was once a SA thread, suggestions welcome, anyway it's all here, just keep hitting next)
Adventure Calendars ⋆ Wiggle He
Year 1: 2006 Year 2: 2007 Year 3: 2008 Year 4: 2009 Year 5: 2010 The Year Everyone Forgot About Father Christmas Year 6: 2011
wigglehe.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I read Year 1 last Christmas Eve and now I am doing Year 2 properly from day 1 and you should too
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It's genuinely crazy that this is what they used and they never patched it
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's genuinely crazy that this is what they used and they never patched it
uh oh
Nintendo is releasing a vinyl boxset of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's soundtrack in the West, to gauge the demand for physical soundtracks there.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintend...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintend...
Nintendo is releasing a Zelda Breath of the Wild vinyl box set in the West to gauge the demand for physical soundtracks there | VGC
The soundtrack will be released in 2-LP and 8-LP editions…
www.videogameschronicle.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
uh oh
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It's called bubsy 4D because you play it and ask 4D refund
August 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's called bubsy 4D because you play it and ask 4D refund
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
October 19, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
Odeon: Why doesn't anyone come to the cinema anymore? 🥺
Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.
Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.
June 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Odeon: Why doesn't anyone come to the cinema anymore? 🥺
Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.
Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.
I showed this to my gf and she did the thing before she even saw the third panel lmao
June 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I showed this to my gf and she did the thing before she even saw the third panel lmao
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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listen guys stop virtue signalling, eurovision is for everyone
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
listen guys stop virtue signalling, eurovision is for everyone
me: I think I'll go see that new looney tunes film this weekend!
UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't
UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't
March 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
me: I think I'll go see that new looney tunes film this weekend!
UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't
UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't
New record day! 🥳
Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!
Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!
February 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
New record day! 🥳
Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!
Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!
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Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes