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clayton
@notya.lc
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texpat in nyc (and sometimes boston). professional airline nerd. he/il/él/ele. you may remember me from such handles as @dfwclayton on twitter and insta
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A waffle maker will solve all your problems, I guarantee it
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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that’s a Twitter thing, not here (and even there you don’t have to wait several minutes for someone to ask)
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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check my refrigerator for what? a link to the story instead of just an undated screenshot with no details would be helpful
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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very on brand for this to be the skeet where I rediscover your new account
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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wow you somehow made them both worse
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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scratch
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Tragic kingdom was the soundtrack of my middle school years but alas
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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the best week of the year for delicious reruns
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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oh you mean Gwen, YES she has
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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idk but she’s on the rockefeller tree lighting
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Oh and K Chen too
maga night in America
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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and there are still months to go, so the choice does not have to be nazi tattoos or corpse!
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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a man in a tuxedo is saying i 'm terribly sorry sir but
Alt: Tim curry home alone i 'm terribly sorry sir but im afraid you’re mistaken
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December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Curtains for Zoosha?
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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They used to be the better ones and seem to have gotten a lot worse lately, like in the last year or two
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Jalapeño?
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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yeah top 0.0004% of lady gaga listeners
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Charles Entertainment Cheese ball pit
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I fell asleep on DFW-ICN with the Apple Music K-Pop Essentials playlist on repeat and it added random K-Pop deep cuts to my recommendations for YEARS. Still does, but it’s more mainstream stuff now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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100% natural all-beef
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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my “top” artist:

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notya.lc clayton @notya.lc · Oct 12
Please welcome to the stage: Shuga Ana Prolapse
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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girl the strike
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM