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texpat in nyc (and sometimes boston). professional airline nerd. he/il/él/ele. you may remember me from such handles as @dfwclayton on twitter and insta
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as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Does Spotify tell y’all how many minutes of ICE recruitment ads y’all heard or…
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:

“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the 49 St N/R/W station:
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Beyoncé is about to catch a STOP from me
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is where we need to do a better job at differentiating between things like AI/ML weather modeling or AI/ML medical, and generative AI and other LLM that every company is trying to shove down our throats.

I’m very supportive of the former but very skeptical of the latter.
I know this is going to set off all the anti-AI people, but this is a good, on-target story by NPR.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 3d
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting. n.pr/49MFa1M
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
what are your favorite oomf-owned, queer-owned, and/or local small businesses where you’re shopping for the holidays? drop some links
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Let’s start a Janet/Britney millennial gay dick pic thread

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A Janet/Britney millennial gay guy is gonna give you the best dick of your life
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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(new yorker voice) reskëet
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Please welcome to the stage Mae Mobility-Lyft
@waymo.bsky.social and May Mobility+Lyft are now piloting autonomous vehicles in Atlanta.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
John Mayer in the halls of his high school:
I lowkey have to jerk off or I’m gonna scream at the top of my lungs
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I had forgotten about the stupid aggie cum rags
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
delicious and educational
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
pretty misogynistic to assume the turkussy belongs to a female turkey, imo
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Maker’s Mark … turn it upside down. Wicked Witch
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trying to trick Dracula into trying my roasted garlic hummus:
Garlic is good for you. Go for it
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Thanks for your email. I AM working today, but I’m currently away blanching asparagus and chopping shallots and garlic.

I’ll return your message as soon as I glance at my watch, decide your email is important enough to stop what I’m doing, wash my hands, and pull my phone out of my pocket.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
drag algebra: when a drag queen says, “show starts in X minutes,” the show starts in Y minutes where Y >= 3x + 5
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
he’s looking especially oompa loompa today
Q: Is this your final offer to Ukraine?

TRUMP: No. One way or the other we have to get it ended. He can continue to fight his little heart out.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM