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misterjaredgray.bsky.social
The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
950 followers 390 following 4.3K posts
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 4h
THE INTERNET:
“Don’t show this again”
“See fewer posts like this”
“Block this ad”
“Don’t recommend this channel”

ME:
“Cool, thanks. So you’ll keep this shit away from me now, yeah?”

THE INTERNET:
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 5h
We rightfully give movies a lot of shit for forced moments of product placement but it’s amazing how Sinners (2025) managed to slip in an entire ad for Shen Yun and none of us said anything
Chinese heritage materializing at the Juke Joint… …when Grace and Bo begin to dance
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 6h
You.
Mondo The Frog from Tiana’s Bayou Adventure
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 15h
Spooky Sunday Silliness: Scream
(Sound on, of course)
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 7h
Okay FINE!
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 11h
GRANTAIRE:
Red

MARIUS:
I feel my soul on fire

GRANTAIRE:
Black

MARIUS:
My world if she’s not there

STUDENTS:
Red

MARIUS:
The color of desire

STUDENTS:
Black

MARIUS:
The color of despair!

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🍂 fall bryan 🍂 @bryan.town · 11h
I think rioting in the street would solve the male loneliness epidemic. building a huge barricade across a major thoroughfare with the fellas and then waving flags and throwing molotov cocktails at agents of the state
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 11h
Watching the approaching Nor’easter from my window like
Madame Morrible… …conjuring a tornado
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 14h
If only you’d seen her show
youtu.be/3gSy65vd46I?...
Golden Dreams
YouTube video by Phantim Manor
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 15h
Golden Dreams lives on!!!
Print on the side of a Califia Farms box of Pumpkin Spice Oat Milk, “named after the legend of Queen Califia” Whoopi Goldberg as Califia in Golden Dreams at Disney’s California Adventure, circa 2001
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 15h
Spooky Sunday Silliness: Scream
(Sound on, of course)
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 16h
If I see that Al-generated frog poster slop one more time I swear to god
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
NOTHING he says is true. Be for real.
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
Someone should tell RFK that having a big dick is a sign of autism and the people must be made aware, just to see him turn into this guy
The guy from the two buttons meme, unsure which to press
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
If you’ve never seen this before, you’re WELCOME!!!
youtu.be/ACo-tEVbISY?...
The Blair Witch Project meets the Wizard of Oz. "The Oz Witch Project"
YouTube video by Mike Rotman
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
Just checked and apparently I’ve only ever seen one Diane Keaton movie. ❤️
Dory’s parents in Finding Dory
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
Tron: Ares proving once again that I’m the better Jared 🤓
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
😭😭😭
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
Grim Grinning Ghosts Come Out…
…because it’s National Coming Out Day!

I hope you always feel safe to live your life (or afterlife) on your own authentic terms, friends! 🩵
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
No don’t he’s the repubIican in the aforementioned post!!! 😭😭😭
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2d
hell yeah
Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends. Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner. Text has been altered from original. It reads Fiftieth Anniversary Frog and Toad Are Antifa by Arnold Lobel Commemorative Edition
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
OMG Jon and Chad are The Tell-Tale Heart guys!!! 🫀
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
Well, he heard the Alanis song and didn’t want his own baggage, and he doesn’t mess with repubIicans, so Bob was the only one left, even though he’s dead.
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
When Edgar Allan Poe opens with “Once upon a midnight dreary” it’s like oh okay Blues Traveler, why you wanna give me a run-around???
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d
Starring Cate Winslette
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