Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
the idea that Jonathan Bailey isn’t attractive in Wicked is such a straw man argument
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
the idea that Jonathan Bailey isn’t attractive in Wicked is such a straw man argument
I’m literally about to add “Not In The Files” to my resume under special skills or something
Gonna start every new interaction with: “Hi there, my name is…not in the Epstein files so it won’t affect me if they release them; can you say the same?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I’m literally about to add “Not In The Files” to my resume under special skills or something
This probably feels so good for the radish
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
This probably feels so good for the radish
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Everyone’s talking about The Muppets so it’s time to bring back one of my best:
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Everyone’s talking about The Muppets so it’s time to bring back one of my best:
There’s video evidence of me at 2 years old playing with toy cars and trucks while singing “Over The Rainbow” to myself
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
There’s video evidence of me at 2 years old playing with toy cars and trucks while singing “Over The Rainbow” to myself
“Look at ME!” delivered in Homer’s Richard Burton In Virginia Woolf-esque cadence
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
“Look at ME!” delivered in Homer’s Richard Burton In Virginia Woolf-esque cadence
We can never go back to before…
The era of social media had run out, as if history were no more than a music clip embedded in an Instagram story, but we did not know that then.
🎶 La, la la la la...
🎶 La, la la la la...
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We can never go back to before…
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dang hate it when a human mod makes a mistake and suspends an account for posting a publicly available screenshot about jeffrey epstein! i’m sure there will be some sort of transparent response to let users know how it even happened and how you can ensure it won’t happen to anyone else! right?
dril suspension was a mod mistake. Dude hadn't posted for a month so I dunno what happened
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
dang hate it when a human mod makes a mistake and suspends an account for posting a publicly available screenshot about jeffrey epstein! i’m sure there will be some sort of transparent response to let users know how it even happened and how you can ensure it won’t happen to anyone else! right?
Everyone’s talking about The Muppets so it’s time to bring back one of my best:
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Everyone’s talking about The Muppets so it’s time to bring back one of my best:
One of my biggest worries is that most of my “friends” feel this way about me 🫠
I have this one friend who hanging out with is like jury duty in that it occurs at regular intervals and I always try to get out of it but inevitably have to show up
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
One of my biggest worries is that most of my “friends” feel this way about me 🫠
Derry, Maine every 26 years
IT hasn't happened yet.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Derry, Maine every 26 years
Can’t wait to see how the slapdash rethemes for the three (3) various Potter lands at Universal will turn out 😬
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Can’t wait to see how the slapdash rethemes for the three (3) various Potter lands at Universal will turn out 😬
Oh… oh… What’s happening? What is it? I can’t shop for groceries anymore… I’m so sleepy…
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Oh… oh… What’s happening? What is it? I can’t shop for groceries anymore… I’m so sleepy…
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the speed with which I looked up a photo of the fucko who did this
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
the speed with which I looked up a photo of the fucko who did this
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
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The Wizard of Oz (1939)
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Oh you know, just getting choked up and weepy listening to musical theatre songs at bedtime, as one does
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Oh you know, just getting choked up and weepy listening to musical theatre songs at bedtime, as one does
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This show deserved better
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This show deserved better
Oh they knew exactly what they were doing with THIS clever dig 😂
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Oh they knew exactly what they were doing with THIS clever dig 😂
The Devil Still Wears Prada
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a lazy title, so a few other options:
The Devil Wears Prada: Haute Cou2re
The Devil Wears Prada: The Chic-uel
The Devil Now Has An Exclusivity Deal And Can Only Wear LOEWE
The Magazine Business Isn’t What It Used To Be So The Devil Wears Uniqlo Now
The Devil Wears Prada: Haute Cou2re
The Devil Wears Prada: The Chic-uel
The Devil Now Has An Exclusivity Deal And Can Only Wear LOEWE
The Magazine Business Isn’t What It Used To Be So The Devil Wears Uniqlo Now
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The Devil Still Wears Prada
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
This show deserved better
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This show deserved better