Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
Derry, Maine every 26 years
IT hasn't happened yet.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Derry, Maine every 26 years
Can’t wait to see how the slapdash rethemes for the three (3) various Potter lands at Universal will turn out 😬
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Can’t wait to see how the slapdash rethemes for the three (3) various Potter lands at Universal will turn out 😬
Oh… oh… What’s happening? What is it? I can’t shop for groceries anymore… I’m so sleepy…
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Oh… oh… What’s happening? What is it? I can’t shop for groceries anymore… I’m so sleepy…
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the speed with which I looked up a photo of the fucko who did this
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
the speed with which I looked up a photo of the fucko who did this
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
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The Wizard of Oz (1939)
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Oh you know, just getting choked up and weepy listening to musical theatre songs at bedtime, as one does
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Oh you know, just getting choked up and weepy listening to musical theatre songs at bedtime, as one does
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This show deserved better
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This show deserved better
Oh they knew exactly what they were doing with THIS clever dig 😂
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Oh they knew exactly what they were doing with THIS clever dig 😂
The Devil Still Wears Prada
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a lazy title, so a few other options:
The Devil Wears Prada: Haute Cou2re
The Devil Wears Prada: The Chic-uel
The Devil Now Has An Exclusivity Deal And Can Only Wear LOEWE
The Magazine Business Isn’t What It Used To Be So The Devil Wears Uniqlo Now
The Devil Wears Prada: Haute Cou2re
The Devil Wears Prada: The Chic-uel
The Devil Now Has An Exclusivity Deal And Can Only Wear LOEWE
The Magazine Business Isn’t What It Used To Be So The Devil Wears Uniqlo Now
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The Devil Still Wears Prada
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Wears Even More Prada
The De✌️il Wears Prada
The Devil Totally Bought This Outfit From An Instagram Ad
The Devil Wears Shein: Fast Fashion
The Devil Wears Prada: That’s Not All
The Devil Wears Prada: Nate’s Revenge
Prada: Devil’s Advocate
This show deserved better
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This show deserved better
He won the Tony as Producer for A Strange Loop (2022). Sorry haters 😜
Steven Spielberg has won his first ever Grammy and achieved EGOT status.
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
He won the Tony as Producer for A Strange Loop (2022). Sorry haters 😜
Remember when she made some smug comment about writing a nude scene into her wizard schoolboy book so Radcliffe would have to do it in the movie and then she got mad when he didn’t do the scene naked because he’d already done nudity on broadway so why not for HER thing?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Remember when she made some smug comment about writing a nude scene into her wizard schoolboy book so Radcliffe would have to do it in the movie and then she got mad when he didn’t do the scene naked because he’d already done nudity on broadway so why not for HER thing?
I’m not your bro, dude
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I’m not your bro, dude
Nothing goes wrong??? Johnny Savage didn’t show up on the day of the show, y’all!!! Just imagine the sensation “Red, White, And Blaine” COULD have been! 😭😭😭
(For me, Guffman actually doesn't fully live up to its comedic potential as a whole the way Best in Show does--like, the show is amateurish but since nothing really goes wrong beyond them being a bit (sweetly) shit, it's more cute than hilarious to me? but there's so many great moments.)
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Nothing goes wrong??? Johnny Savage didn’t show up on the day of the show, y’all!!! Just imagine the sensation “Red, White, And Blaine” COULD have been! 😭😭😭
Gives new (and very appropriate for many of you) meaning to this quote 😜
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Gives new (and very appropriate for many of you) meaning to this quote 😜
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If you immediately recognize this “moment just before the thing happens” from Drop Dead Fred (1991), you’re probably gay 😜
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If you immediately recognize this “moment just before the thing happens” from Drop Dead Fred (1991), you’re probably gay 😜
See a goblin, post a goblin!
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
See a goblin, post a goblin!
At least it’ll be a shorter month
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
At least it’ll be a shorter month
The trouble with me is, I always try to make my projects good, rather than just toss toss something together quickly.
It’s a lot of effort considering only like three people are actually gonna see this. But I can’t do it any other way!
It’s a lot of effort considering only like three people are actually gonna see this. But I can’t do it any other way!
🎶 Clip clip here, clip clip there… 🎶
For those following along at home, so far I’ve got my Wicked edits down to:
PART ONE - 02:02:43
INTERMISSION - 00:15:11
FOR GOOD - 01:46:23
CREDITS - 00:09:31
and still trimming!
For those following along at home, so far I’ve got my Wicked edits down to:
PART ONE - 02:02:43
INTERMISSION - 00:15:11
FOR GOOD - 01:46:23
CREDITS - 00:09:31
and still trimming!
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The trouble with me is, I always try to make my projects good, rather than just toss toss something together quickly.
It’s a lot of effort considering only like three people are actually gonna see this. But I can’t do it any other way!
It’s a lot of effort considering only like three people are actually gonna see this. But I can’t do it any other way!
