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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson

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📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s May 1997
no one suspects the strawberry
Albuquerque Joutnal barely tried with that hockey mask sketch.
[Albuquerque Journal; New Mexico - 7/19/1989]
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
found this hard to read
The latest HR nonsense: A gay man in Utah attends a watch party for the gay hockey show wearing a “Gay AF” t-shirt & is forced to leave the bar because multiple women complained to management about the presence of a man who they feared might get turned on by the TV show.
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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I have never felt prouder than the time I slipped on a wet floor at my first job, fell directly on my ass, like feet swept up in front of me & everything, & when I looked up at the restaurant full of customers I realized that not a single person had even noticed
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
added mayor Mamdani to notified posts, let’s see how that goes
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
everyone don’t eat this, it’s just unsold Neuticles
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
the president of America, everybody
Trump on Greenland: “The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn’t mean they own the land.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
*entering the booth* forgive me for I have sinned. this week I helped make a vertical video. I did it for money
yay - I’ve been doing this editing work all week where it was just “illustrate what they’re saying with stock footage,” sent off a cut last night, and today got “love it, no notes, can you do the rest of this series”-level feedback

😏🍸
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
yay - I’ve been doing this editing work all week where it was just “illustrate what they’re saying with stock footage,” sent off a cut last night, and today got “love it, no notes, can you do the rest of this series”-level feedback

😏🍸
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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1. Cult of the Drive-in is in this, along with many other great games by amazing creators.
2. Access to mental health resources is very important. As someone who struggles with anxiety, I fully support this cause.
And we are LIVE! The solo gaming event of the year, Solo But Not Alone 6!

Buy 90 items for only $10, all-new singleplayer TTRPGS! We have horny ones, we have scary ones, we have therapeutic ones and kid-friendly ones and more!

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Solo But Not Alone 6! by Peach Garden Games and 74 others
Solo But Not Alone 6!: 90 items for $10.00
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January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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A really wonderful piece about my album from @erdanton.bsky.social. Please check it out and the rest of his cool blog about Western Mass / CT indie music.
Freak Scene #100: Cheer Captain's 'A Painting You Can't Afford to See'
The Western Mass. singer's new album is an act of resistance through irreverence
buttondown.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
perfect photo btw
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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someone please tell them they represent the great state of New York and New York is not about that cagey spineless bitch baby life
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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i have so many good carol stories.

carol: so right now we are actually in the midst of a fifth or sixth great extinction

kid: starts getting very scared and crying

carol: dont worry! it will be ok!!!

LATER

carol: “of course i couldnt tell him the truth! we could all be doomed, what do i know!”
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
it’s been a very long time, but one of my darkest and dirtiest secrets is that I liked this movie just fine
i have not seen garden state, and at this point, i don’t want to
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Bari will never explicitly say "it's fine for masked agents of the state to murder civilians." But she will say, again and again, that the people who are upset about masked agents of the state murdering civilians are hysterical, illegitimate, censorious liars.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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This month at @ifccenter.bsky.social, CRUISING THE MOVIES honors the recently departed Rosa von Praunheim with his masterpiece I AM MY OWN WOMAN--one of the few trans biopics to truly feel as radical and as original as its subject.

Join @schlockvalue.bsky.social and me as we celebrate an all-timer.
IFC Center - I Am My Own Woman
Tuesday, January 20 at 7:00: Introduction by Elizabeth Purchell and KJ Shepherd East German trans icon Charlotte von Mahlsdorf guides filmmaker Rosa von Praunheim through the retelling of her incredib...
www.ifccenter.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
silver lining, when’s the last time someone made you think about Ivanka
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Seems like the state of Minnesota doesn’t really need whatever investigative materials the feds are holding back
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
everyone’s claiming that the ICE deputy who murdered that lady wasn’t injured, but I’ve seen a new, explosive video showing that after he ambled away from the scene and got into a car he sat on his balls. Sat right on ‘em
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Don’t do it!
I cannot even hazard a guess as to why Netflix has gone to the trouble of licensing the absolutely abominable Bee Gees SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND movie, but if you've ever wanted to curiously gawk at this car wreck, now you can www.netflix.com/title/60029389
Watch Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Netflix
A small-town band heads to the big city and must defend their magic instruments from a nefarious plot in this jukebox musical set to the Beatles' hits.
www.netflix.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
damn, that Chevy Chase documentary might be the first thing to make me regret dropping cable TV
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
me buying the remastered 7th Guest game for mobile: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

me getting stuck on another chess piece puzzle: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
asked my husband and it wasn’t just me! Quiet streets today, weird stuff
It’s so much nicer today, but also it’s like everyone left town? Such underpopulated streets, it’s like Memorial Day weekend around here. Wonder what that’s about
sorry what the fuck is this weather? What is even the name for this

Microscopic little cold water needles what in hell
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM