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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson
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📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s late September 1998
“Device HOARDING” oh fuck off
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Device HOARDING” oh fuck off
“why is Kash Patel trying to impress his girlfriend with trips and events when he’s already the total package?”
every day Kash Patel googles these words, and every day he finds no results
every day Kash Patel googles these words, and every day he finds no results
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“why is Kash Patel trying to impress his girlfriend with trips and events when he’s already the total package?”
every day Kash Patel googles these words, and every day he finds no results
every day Kash Patel googles these words, and every day he finds no results
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this kinda supports my assertion that man doesn’t see PoC as people unless he’s smashing them
Together like two GI Joe’s kissing in a closeted kid’s 1994 bedroom
Together like two GI Joe’s kissing in a closeted kid’s 1994 bedroom
‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works after Donald Trump reportedly requested Paramount to make a new movie for the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this kinda supports my assertion that man doesn’t see PoC as people unless he’s smashing them
Together like two GI Joe’s kissing in a closeted kid’s 1994 bedroom
Together like two GI Joe’s kissing in a closeted kid’s 1994 bedroom
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Can’t find who shared it, but this really is an interesting piece. Something I was naive about when returning to the US is how many people really are struggling now, while working good jobs. It’s why a lot of liberal politics sounds like dipshittery- there’s no real sense of that, or why it matters.
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Can’t find who shared it, but this really is an interesting piece. Something I was naive about when returning to the US is how many people really are struggling now, while working good jobs. It’s why a lot of liberal politics sounds like dipshittery- there’s no real sense of that, or why it matters.
Not here for the new ANACONDA. Anything where Paul Rudd actually looks middle-aged is too scary for me
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not here for the new ANACONDA. Anything where Paul Rudd actually looks middle-aged is too scary for me
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Today Kino Lorber Studio Classics releases a second French Noir box set, featuring the 1959 Lino Ventura vehicle THE BEAST IS LOOSE. I recorded a new audio commentary &mostly talked about the movie's pivotal role in Ventura's career (his intro to Claude Sautet!). kinolorber.com/product/fren...
French Noir Collection II [Rhine Virgin | The Beast is Loose | Trapped by Fear | Passion of Slow Fire] | Kino Lorber - Experience Cinema
This collection features four film noir classics from France.
kinolorber.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Today Kino Lorber Studio Classics releases a second French Noir box set, featuring the 1959 Lino Ventura vehicle THE BEAST IS LOOSE. I recorded a new audio commentary &mostly talked about the movie's pivotal role in Ventura's career (his intro to Claude Sautet!). kinolorber.com/product/fren...
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If you're in NYC, I wouldn't sleep on @RoxyCinemaNYC screening of Abel Ferrara's super-rare 2 1/2 hour workprint cut of CAT CHASER on Sunday 11/30.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you're in NYC, I wouldn't sleep on @RoxyCinemaNYC screening of Abel Ferrara's super-rare 2 1/2 hour workprint cut of CAT CHASER on Sunday 11/30.
well she SAID she didn’t get it across, gosh
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
well she SAID she didn’t get it across, gosh
can’t stop laughing at this one
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
can’t stop laughing at this one
on too-big-to-fail tech companies
Imagine what they'd say if you applied this argument to actually progressive economic policies. "Half of our economic growth is based on the helicopters dropping money on poor people. We can't afford to stop those cash giveaways or we'll suffer a crash!"
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
on too-big-to-fail tech companies
last night we finally got around to I SAW THE TV GLOW; he didn’t love it but I did
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
last night we finally got around to I SAW THE TV GLOW; he didn’t love it but I did
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My opinion of Star Wars is that it needed more faces on moons and planets that annoying rockets could launch themselves into
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My opinion of Star Wars is that it needed more faces on moons and planets that annoying rockets could launch themselves into
a “take” on the Star Wars? People died, how’s that for a take. You ghoul
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
a “take” on the Star Wars? People died, how’s that for a take. You ghoul
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
people too cool for this description don’t include me, hell yeah brother let’s go
Brady Corbet’s next film will be X-rated, shot entirely on 70mm, and span three centuries.
See more details: thefilmstage.com/brady-corbet...
See more details: thefilmstage.com/brady-corbet...
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
people too cool for this description don’t include me, hell yeah brother let’s go
went to a party this weekend and said “oh yeah, well check THIS out,” then stood there humiliated as Grok fucked up and recited a list of things I love and value about my friends
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
went to a party this weekend and said “oh yeah, well check THIS out,” then stood there humiliated as Grok fucked up and recited a list of things I love and value about my friends
lotta hair in the mix today
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
lotta hair in the mix today
if you missed this last night find a way and see it, trust me
"Any man's my man if I want it that way."
Joan Crawford is, thankfully, at it again! QUEEN BEE (1955), tonight at 8:00 PM on #TCM. #classicmovies
Joan Crawford is, thankfully, at it again! QUEEN BEE (1955), tonight at 8:00 PM on #TCM. #classicmovies
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
if you missed this last night find a way and see it, trust me
will always be grateful for this one
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
will always be grateful for this one
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Heads up! Fandango At Home has a Series Bundle sale going on pre-Black Friday.
Just picked up Masters of Horror complete series for $5!
Just picked up Masters of Horror complete series for $5!
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Heads up! Fandango At Home has a Series Bundle sale going on pre-Black Friday.
Just picked up Masters of Horror complete series for $5!
Just picked up Masters of Horror complete series for $5!
the world is less weird without Udo Kier in it
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
the world is less weird without Udo Kier in it
at home alone and my Watch a Movie He Hates gland must be tapped out, can’t think of a thing
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
at home alone and my Watch a Movie He Hates gland must be tapped out, can’t think of a thing
A movie that takes place where you're from.
basically
basically
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
basically
basically
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i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva