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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979)

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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 3d

📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: A horror double feature from late 1955

A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER

TARANTULA!

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 9h

it should be a tell about what's happening in the media now that most mainstream commentators seem openly frustrated that polling does not blame democrats for the shutdown

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

-ok, everyone told me you’re the sluttiest gay writer we’ve got

-haha true

-Excellent. So Watters needs some banter about how sexy Stephen Miller…is…whoa, didn’t even know you could stab yourself with a Sharpie. Aren’t they too…ok he’s dead.

Fuck, fine, I’ll write it. No one wants to work

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

“Houston Street” remains the #1 dead giveaway I think, it’s impossible to guess

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

-ok, for today Watters needs some banter about how sexy Stephen Miller is

-banter about what now

-You know, a dynamo. A stud. Leftist women secretly want him, manly masculinity, ha ha I’m practically writing it for y—oh my god what’s wrong, did you eat something bad at lunch? Woah watch the shoes!

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

Jealous lol, cannot wait for NYC’s to end

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 2h

3D is the key for that one, I never want to see it flat

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4h

Jessica Kirson was kind of a shock. Husband loves her, but as soon as he learned about this beeeeoop we aren’t adding to her YouTube ad money anymore

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4h

It would be an obscure ref, but this movie comes with uniforms

Eat the Rich (1987) ⭐ 5.8 | Action, Comedy, Crime

1h 30m | R

www.imdb.com

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 6h

octoBOOr surprise is this anything

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 7h

never followed, just occasionally pine that he’s the one who thought of such a great display name haha

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 7h

reminder for the upcoming Tron film, Tron is actually the doctor’s name

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Molotovsky @grifftheimpaler.bsky.social · 7h

Someone on here recently asked why the anchors of the evening news shows are not doing their shows out of Portland and Chicago. Why is Wolf Blitzer not? I remember he was standing in front of a gas station screaming about gas prices during Biden.

Matthew Stiegler @matthewstiegler.bsky.social · 10h

I’m not a political strategist or a social psychologist, but to me this seems true and important. Values must be activated. Surviving a real crisis takes real leadership.

Highlighted: “We've learned, hearteningly, that majorities seem to harbor a deep attachment to liberal rights and liberties, one that instinctively recoils at masked kidnappings, at hypermilitarized vehicles on urban boulevards, at the trappings of totalitarian dictatorship. But this must be activated. That takes conflict and controversy-powerful imagery and language that rivets attention.”

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 7h

truly a face born to be pied

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t see this campaign extended to their website, but the first thing on it is an entirely different image that also looks like it came from a prompt. I get that addiction services is not overloaded with money but it’s a photo of a guy smiling, come on

Office of Addiction Services and Supports

oasas.ny.gov

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 9h

Not a great pic I took, to be sure. It’s got that look of being “photorealistic” without ever having been a photo if you know what I mean. First one I saw was on a screen, and it took a minute to even wonder if it could be real

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 9h

the city of New York using gen AI for art in public service announcements—art, of all possible things in NYC—would be a real shit move. And I’ve been looking at these suspiciously glossy images for days and thinking there’s no way it isn’t. Would love to be wrong

A photorealistic illustration of a woman holding a hardcover book up in front of her face; the book cover is an image of her face.

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 10h

Friendly reminder that the Prime Day art supply “deals” are basically a few real brands to reel you in (and probably just matching the prices at Jerry’s or Blick) and the rest is just Temu-esque no name junk that would be cheaper still at the dollar store.

Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 10h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a person so racist they locked themselves in an empty room and starved rather than see a non-white person, yet this is our national policy for some reason

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 10h

hahaha amazing

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 11h

Janice just had an effortless cool, what can I say

The Muppets’ Janice sits at a restaurant table with a glass of wine, smiling her eyes-closed smile.

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 11h

Nah that one guy with the glasses is a businessman or something, look at him. He’s not poor. Ah look, you just made me miss three episodes stop distracting me

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 11h

look, the characters’ income levels are less obvious when you watch it at 3x speed for a tweet

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19h

I’m more of a chainsaw guy but it was good. Loved Kelly McGillis as one of the least flaky crystal pendelum people in the movies

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19h

Liked not loved for both of us, but also we were sleepy haha. Real theme for the 2025 October marathon it seems

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 19h

thought it was a perfectly good haunted hotel story, and one of its visitations is as ghastly as it gets. Its characters are likable and well acted. But it’s still not quite my favorite type of thing, and I left with an appreciation for its scare moments and some questions about the plot