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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · Jun 20

In tonight's Hell Zone, I am joined by @hydrationchimp.bsky.social to let off some steam and discuss the most distilled and pure essence of Arnold, 1985's Commando. Arnold WILL say cool things while exploding everything and suffering exactly zero damage. Enter The Hell Zone with us.

HZ19- Commando

Arlan is joined by the internet's Posting Monkey, Tim, to discuss the most Arnold of Arnold's movies, 1985's Commando. An indestructible superhero of a man must save his daughter from his biggest fan,

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 1h

I’m going to sleep so you can get away with shit now

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 1h

Jeff Bridges’ character is actually named Jeff Bridges

Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

reminder for the upcoming Tron film, Tron is actually the doctor’s name

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

I don’t want to be like “yeah!! HELL yeah!!! finally!!!! that’s right!!!!!” and have her go “you guessed it: healthcare costs, exclusively”

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

this is important

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

wait! wait. wait: what does she think they’ve tapped into

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2h

Tina Smith says Democrats are digging in: “If anything, we’re feeling more strong.”

“I think we've tapped into something that's really important to Americans.”

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

they were afraid of the “She Will Be Loved” guy

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

I am old enough to remember when the republicans complained that Maroon 5 was going to cause a moral ruckus, because that lead singer guy has tattoos

Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com · 2h

imagine if we just ignored conservatives' complaints about the Super Bowl every year. they always do this!

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

sorry I’ve already distributed the screenshot to all the relevant group chats, as I regrettably was forced to do

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 2h

If any of you mutinous dogs were looking for a bluesky alternative, may I recommend "the brig". Now get back to posting, you bilge rats, or there'll be the devil to pay.

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

*weeping softly as I reach for the block button*

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 2h

just shouting “YOUR FAULT” is so fucking funny

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 4h

I mean, he might

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 4d

The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 5h

we all have

Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 5h

vibe check yourself before you vibe wreck yourself

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 10h

Guy who has only seen Lord Of The Rings watching another movie: wow this is nothing like Lord Of The Rings. this is way different. I’m not sure how I feel about this

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 6h

I haven’t seen one in so long Brit

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 7h

I’m not returning the zebra print tracksuit I just ordered 😑

Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 7h

ugh, not even a little leopard print?? pass

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 7h

extremely

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 7h

god, I wish that was me

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 7h

she dated Kate McKinnon!!!!!

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