alternate ending
@jamiroqueer.bsky.social
Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson
Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd
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I really really like CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, which injects goofiness almost to the end (“it will be a planet of APES!” *blare of discordant horns*), but taps into something deep and angry enough to have gotten 20th Century-Fox to tone it down for its 1972 release
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I really really like CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, which injects goofiness almost to the end (“it will be a planet of APES!” *blare of discordant horns*), but taps into something deep and angry enough to have gotten 20th Century-Fox to tone it down for its 1972 release
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s 1972 and rubber appliances are all the rage
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s 1972 and rubber appliances are all the rage
me trying to decide whether WHITE HOUSE DOWN or OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN is the good one
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
me trying to decide whether WHITE HOUSE DOWN or OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN is the good one
what are these people doing
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
what are these people doing
click to see an elephant
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
click to see an elephant
Final report on drinking outside your neighborhood in Brooklyn
This week my man said my voice gets higher when my nose is congested, and now I can’t unhear it
This week my man said my voice gets higher when my nose is congested, and now I can’t unhear it
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Final report on drinking outside your neighborhood in Brooklyn
This week my man said my voice gets higher when my nose is congested, and now I can’t unhear it
This week my man said my voice gets higher when my nose is congested, and now I can’t unhear it
Crowd too young for me, $10 for a beer before 8:00, anonymous house music that wrecks the historical theme, great interior decoration
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Crowd too young for me, $10 for a beer before 8:00, anonymous house music that wrecks the historical theme, great interior decoration
I disagree, this is a bad headline because there is nothing about what utensils she used
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I disagree, this is a bad headline because there is nothing about what utensils she used
the speed with which I looked up a photo of the fucko who did this
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
the speed with which I looked up a photo of the fucko who did this
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
Beware, gays of NYC and San Antonio
I got to first see BEST IN SHOW at an early screening in film school and the print was pristine and the audience was a bunch of SPINAL TAP/WAITING FOR GUFFMAN fans, fun time
O’Hara’s hurt knee walk was one of the bits that brought the house down
O’Hara’s hurt knee walk was one of the bits that brought the house down
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I got to first see BEST IN SHOW at an early screening in film school and the print was pristine and the audience was a bunch of SPINAL TAP/WAITING FOR GUFFMAN fans, fun time
O’Hara’s hurt knee walk was one of the bits that brought the house down
O’Hara’s hurt knee walk was one of the bits that brought the house down
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: Competition event comedies of ✨THE YEAR 2000💫
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: Competition event comedies of ✨THE YEAR 2000💫
Now watching one of the silliest films ever made
January 31, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Now watching one of the silliest films ever made
went to the only place I know where the tap Guinness is perfect and all the bartenders are Oirish and realized I’d really dressed the part myself
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 AM
went to the only place I know where the tap Guinness is perfect and all the bartenders are Oirish and realized I’d really dressed the part myself
Joined Upscrolled and you don’t know why? If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge?
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Joined Upscrolled and you don’t know why? If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge?
A DOG PHRENOLOGIST
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A DOG PHRENOLOGIST
didn’t cut the hair, but did finally repaint the nails
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
didn’t cut the hair, but did finally repaint the nails
love going to protests with my protest billboard
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
love going to protests with my protest billboard
Now at intermission!
January 25, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Now at intermission!
The first video of 2, before I went down a block to cross 1st
This had stopped spewing by the time I was heading back home but yes, there was the predictable sheet of ice all over the crosswalk from the spilled water. Beware if you’re crossing the street in any direction at 1st and 14th!
This had stopped spewing by the time I was heading back home but yes, there was the predictable sheet of ice all over the crosswalk from the spilled water. Beware if you’re crossing the street in any direction at 1st and 14th!
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The first video of 2, before I went down a block to cross 1st
This had stopped spewing by the time I was heading back home but yes, there was the predictable sheet of ice all over the crosswalk from the spilled water. Beware if you’re crossing the street in any direction at 1st and 14th!
This had stopped spewing by the time I was heading back home but yes, there was the predictable sheet of ice all over the crosswalk from the spilled water. Beware if you’re crossing the street in any direction at 1st and 14th!
something BLEW at 14th and 1st
imagine how it’s going to be when this starts freezing
imagine how it’s going to be when this starts freezing
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
something BLEW at 14th and 1st
imagine how it’s going to be when this starts freezing
imagine how it’s going to be when this starts freezing