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@jamiroqueer.bsky.social
Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson
Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd
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gotta see that again
But I wasn’t laughing because it fed a sense of spite. I laughed at how you can’t buy company you like, or a bar that doesn’t play “Lady (Hear Me Tonight),” or calm skies, or being able not to live in your body as it clutches a toilet, but we’d all try to if we could. C’est la mer; c’est la vie
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
gotta see that again
but we just saw the entire trailer and yes, absolutely
someday to be the longest indoor drive-in double bill ever as the B for TRIANGLE OF SADNESS
someday to be the longest indoor drive-in double bill ever as the B for TRIANGLE OF SADNESS
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
but we just saw the entire trailer and yes, absolutely
someday to be the longest indoor drive-in double bill ever as the B for TRIANGLE OF SADNESS
someday to be the longest indoor drive-in double bill ever as the B for TRIANGLE OF SADNESS
Whatever I wasn’t paying attention to that made me learn this via YouTube ads once the campaign kicked off, the late surprise was worth it
absolutely don’t care how good or bad it is, I’ll be the opening weekend canary for you
absolutely don’t care how good or bad it is, I’ll be the opening weekend canary for you
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Whatever I wasn’t paying attention to that made me learn this via YouTube ads once the campaign kicked off, the late surprise was worth it
absolutely don’t care how good or bad it is, I’ll be the opening weekend canary for you
absolutely don’t care how good or bad it is, I’ll be the opening weekend canary for you
Who would be insane enough to call this “performative” while being a nominal Democrat, I want a goddamn name
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Who would be insane enough to call this “performative” while being a nominal Democrat, I want a goddamn name
Hey this is practically free counseling, not bad
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Hey this is practically free counseling, not bad
Won’t last forever (and I say once you start dreaming workdays in between the real ones, bail out), but sometimes you need an empty mind and meditation isn’t doing it
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Won’t last forever (and I say once you start dreaming workdays in between the real ones, bail out), but sometimes you need an empty mind and meditation isn’t doing it
Rachel Weisz number one new show!
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Rachel Weisz number one new show!
Look, it can take up to six months to figure out how to say “I disagree”
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Look, it can take up to six months to figure out how to say “I disagree”
“A piece of broccoli”?
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“A piece of broccoli”?
What I keep hearing is that they don’t have the numbers to look overwhelming around here, and Minneapolis’ smallness is as important as its blueness
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
What I keep hearing is that they don’t have the numbers to look overwhelming around here, and Minneapolis’ smallness is as important as its blueness
Are there any carrots that really look like people, because I’ll vote for one over Schumer. Even if it just looks like a dog or something. Oh hell like a carrot. Any carrot, just enter the race
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Are there any carrots that really look like people, because I’ll vote for one over Schumer. Even if it just looks like a dog or something. Oh hell like a carrot. Any carrot, just enter the race
the opposite of subtext is domtext I guess
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
the opposite of subtext is domtext I guess
I’ll read this later
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ll read this later
“And so, here in Congress, we plan to” and then that part comes from you
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
“And so, here in Congress, we plan to” and then that part comes from you
They’re not going to abide by this any more than they show their badges now, so what’s step 2
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
They’re not going to abide by this any more than they show their badges now, so what’s step 2
I’m trying not to pundit post too much but what the fuck
I believe the first part about how Democrats can’t sustain a shutdown for a worthy reason, so why doesn’t the next part about voting the bums out include them? Mealy-mouthed swill
I believe the first part about how Democrats can’t sustain a shutdown for a worthy reason, so why doesn’t the next part about voting the bums out include them? Mealy-mouthed swill
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m trying not to pundit post too much but what the fuck
I believe the first part about how Democrats can’t sustain a shutdown for a worthy reason, so why doesn’t the next part about voting the bums out include them? Mealy-mouthed swill
I believe the first part about how Democrats can’t sustain a shutdown for a worthy reason, so why doesn’t the next part about voting the bums out include them? Mealy-mouthed swill
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The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Straight up: I didn’t ask, man. I have debated and argued with 0 people about the veracity of that story. When you posted earlier that you were proud never to have believed it, I was not moved to get into it with you.
So can you stop, please?
So can you stop, please?
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Straight up: I didn’t ask, man. I have debated and argued with 0 people about the veracity of that story. When you posted earlier that you were proud never to have believed it, I was not moved to get into it with you.
So can you stop, please?
So can you stop, please?