Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Update: Costco parking lot was surprisingly tame. I'd already be home, but I stopped to get a glizzy combo.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Update: Costco parking lot was surprisingly tame. I'd already be home, but I stopped to get a glizzy combo.
I just realized I have to drive back to Costco for something last-minute.
At least it's not a Trader Joe's parking lot.
At least it's not a Trader Joe's parking lot.
a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
Alt: Nux from Mad Max: Fury Road sprays silver spraypaint over his mouth while driving a car through a sandstorm. In the background, Max can be seen with a cage over his mouth, chained to the car, staring into the rear window.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just realized I have to drive back to Costco for something last-minute.
At least it's not a Trader Joe's parking lot.
At least it's not a Trader Joe's parking lot.
I got another one of those Facebook ads again. "Put your cat on a blanket!"
Look. If I want my cat on a blanket, all I have to do is set a blanket down anywhere in the house, then wait about five minutes.
Look. If I want my cat on a blanket, all I have to do is set a blanket down anywhere in the house, then wait about five minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I got another one of those Facebook ads again. "Put your cat on a blanket!"
Look. If I want my cat on a blanket, all I have to do is set a blanket down anywhere in the house, then wait about five minutes.
Look. If I want my cat on a blanket, all I have to do is set a blanket down anywhere in the house, then wait about five minutes.
"Hank, you are embarrassing me by throwing gang signs at the Golden Girls."
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Hank, you are embarrassing me by throwing gang signs at the Golden Girls."
🎶I... Had... The time of my life...🎶
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
🎶I... Had... The time of my life...🎶
President Brian says: If retail retail and food service workers have to work Thursday, they should be able to say whatever they want to rude customers.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
President Brian says: If retail retail and food service workers have to work Thursday, they should be able to say whatever they want to rude customers.
"I shouldn't have blown my whole paycheck on all these swords at the ren faire."
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"I shouldn't have blown my whole paycheck on all these swords at the ren faire."
If anyone needs me, I'm going to grow a beard, wear a turtleneck and a captain's hat, and live in a lighthouse or a houseboat. As long as it's near the sea and has "house" in the name somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
If anyone needs me, I'm going to grow a beard, wear a turtleneck and a captain's hat, and live in a lighthouse or a houseboat. As long as it's near the sea and has "house" in the name somewhere.
“How did you get into ttrpgs”
My parents sent me to live among them after my home planet exploded.
My parents sent me to live among them after my home planet exploded.
“How did you get into ttrpgs”
After receiving a full pardon from the governor I found a great deal on a trailer in Malibu and just haven’t had a good reason to get a real job yet.
After receiving a full pardon from the governor I found a great deal on a trailer in Malibu and just haven’t had a good reason to get a real job yet.
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
i got hit by a truck and woke up here
i got hit by a truck and woke up here
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“How did you get into ttrpgs”
My parents sent me to live among them after my home planet exploded.
My parents sent me to live among them after my home planet exploded.
If I ran one of those woodworking lathe channels, I'd call myself Milton Burl.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If I ran one of those woodworking lathe channels, I'd call myself Milton Burl.
Someone needs to make a Discord alternative called Datcord.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Someone needs to make a Discord alternative called Datcord.
Johnny Mnemonic 2.0.
Sure, in the original Sprawl Trilogy, it's mentioned that the Yakuza eventually caught up to Johnny and things didn't end well for him.
But who says the movie version of Johnny has to meet the same fate?
Sure, in the original Sprawl Trilogy, it's mentioned that the Yakuza eventually caught up to Johnny and things didn't end well for him.
But who says the movie version of Johnny has to meet the same fate?
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Johnny Mnemonic 2.0.
Sure, in the original Sprawl Trilogy, it's mentioned that the Yakuza eventually caught up to Johnny and things didn't end well for him.
But who says the movie version of Johnny has to meet the same fate?
Sure, in the original Sprawl Trilogy, it's mentioned that the Yakuza eventually caught up to Johnny and things didn't end well for him.
But who says the movie version of Johnny has to meet the same fate?
"...I don't want to be Elfstar anymore!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"...I don't want to be Elfstar anymore!"
So what happens in Zootopia 2? He gets the Arby's to reopen?
‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ is one of Walt Disney Animation’s better sequels. Hilarious puns and fresh themes make for a worthy follow-up to the original.
Find out more in our review... discussingfilm.net/2025/11/25/z...
Find out more in our review... discussingfilm.net/2025/11/25/z...
'Zootopia 2' Review - A Safe, But Hilarious Animated Sequel
Zootopia 2 is one of Walt Disney Animation's better sequels, balancing zany comedy with fresh ideas that result in a worthy follow-up to the original.
discussingfilm.net
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So what happens in Zootopia 2? He gets the Arby's to reopen?
The Batman / Deadpool crossovers weren't quite what I was expecting. But it was nice to see a few callbacks to the old Amalgam comics.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The Batman / Deadpool crossovers weren't quite what I was expecting. But it was nice to see a few callbacks to the old Amalgam comics.
"Christmas music sucks. There's like 30 Christmas songs, and they just keep getting covered and played to death," Brian said, while actively playing a punk / ska playlist almost daily until it turns to dust.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"Christmas music sucks. There's like 30 Christmas songs, and they just keep getting covered and played to death," Brian said, while actively playing a punk / ska playlist almost daily until it turns to dust.
Sooner or later I'm going to have to do a full writeup of how I stumbled upon MST3K on The Comedy Channel.
But it's nice knowing late November and MST3K will forever be entwined.
Looking forward to Turkey Day.
But it's nice knowing late November and MST3K will forever be entwined.
Looking forward to Turkey Day.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sooner or later I'm going to have to do a full writeup of how I stumbled upon MST3K on The Comedy Channel.
But it's nice knowing late November and MST3K will forever be entwined.
Looking forward to Turkey Day.
But it's nice knowing late November and MST3K will forever be entwined.
Looking forward to Turkey Day.
Candy balut - a peep in a Cadbury egg.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Candy balut - a peep in a Cadbury egg.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Thanks to @rifftrax.com for showing me one of the most horrifying educational shorts I've ever seen.
Are You Listening?
Are You Listening? From the educational minds of Educational Learning, Inc. Are You Seeing This? I Mean, Really, What Are We Even Looking At? should be the real title. Sometime during the 1970s, a
www.rifftrax.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thanks to @rifftrax.com for showing me one of the most horrifying educational shorts I've ever seen.
The Kroger near my house knocked the Halloween Squishmallows down to $3.50 each. So now my wife has six new ones. And this was after getting her a giant one at Costco earlier in the week.
They are staring to take over the entire bed.
They are staring to take over the entire bed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The Kroger near my house knocked the Halloween Squishmallows down to $3.50 each. So now my wife has six new ones. And this was after getting her a giant one at Costco earlier in the week.
They are staring to take over the entire bed.
They are staring to take over the entire bed.
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, Charlie Brown!
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for”, Charlie Brown. I agree with the second part.
They don't make Sunday, Charlie Brown. Because of God.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, Charlie Brown!
You cut the toikey without me?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You cut the toikey without me?!
Reposted by Brian Transplant
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.