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Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Snatch back your brain, zombie.

Snatch it back and hold it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
My dad called to tell me my best buddy George died today. He became my parents' dog when I got married and moved out. But every time I came to visit, he'd remind me that he was still "my" dog.

Rest well, pal. You were one of the most personable, friendly dogs there ever was.
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Is this cheating? I feel like this is cheating.

Did you know some crazy horrorpunk fan in Germany paid $50 shipping for one of these?

If you're reading this, Magnus: You freaking rock, dude.
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Remember when John Matrix said he'd kill Sully last?
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This one's for you, Morph.
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Introduce yourself with four mechs.
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Trying this Cup Noodles PROTEIN. Probably not as good as when they put Chocobo meat inside.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The Quiznos Spongmonkeys will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This is what I did to my profile before leaving. Remember when Elmo said he was going to start deleting accounts that had no activity? It's still there.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
King Vitaman will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The guy who says "A What?" will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
This party's gonna be off the hook.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
If Disney / Marvel / MCU is going to cram as many cameos as possible into their movies from now on, could we at least get like 30 seconds of Blast Hardcheese as Captain America?
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Yeah? Well, I bought home the motherlode.
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I usually don't buy flavored coffees, but I almost got this one just for the label.
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Share a Movie You know is Hot Garbage but You still Love anyway 🔥

🎶Knock knock knockin' for a sweet surprise
It's a trick-or-treat...🎶
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I've tried this. Probably need a full-sized keyboard before I'd try again.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Lunar: The Silver Star Story Complete
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
SSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssnokin'!
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Me playing Stardew Valley VERY Expanded and having the new characters introduce themselves to me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Netflix CEO: "There is one more show to cancel."
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Now it's a party.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My most interacted for 2025.

If you DM me a review of your favorite Neil Breen movie, maybe your avatar will be on this list for 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my BlueSky account
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM