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Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
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TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
An adapter that takes coaxial cable on one end, and converts it to two antenna outputs on the other end.
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Snatch back your brain, zombie.

Snatch it back and hold it.
A video screen showing three separate rectangles: A left eye, a right eye, and a mouth. The background is a blue and black abstract pattern.
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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My dad called to tell me my best buddy George died today. He became my parents' dog when I got married and moved out. But every time I came to visit, he'd remind me that he was still "my" dog.

Rest well, pal. You were one of the most personable, friendly dogs there ever was.
A Boston terrier sits on a bed, looking up at the camera. A Boston terrier sits in the passenger seat of a car, looking straight ahead to the left of the frame. A Boston terrier sits on a green comforter, staring at the camera.
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Is this cheating? I feel like this is cheating.

Did you know some crazy horrorpunk fan in Germany paid $50 shipping for one of these?

If you're reading this, Magnus: You freaking rock, dude.
A high-contrast, Halloween-themed photograph featuring two copies of the same "Halloween Split 2019" cassette tape, showcasing both sides of the artwork. In the center, the tapes are positioned side-by-side. The left tape displays the Brian Transplant side (a collage of skulls and pumpkins) and is lit by the eerie teal glow of a skull lantern. The right tape displays the Arcanasphere side (featuring a close-up of a human eye) and is lit by the warm orange glow of a jack-o'-lantern. The scene is framed on the far left by a spiked black plastic pumpkin and on the far right by a smooth black decorative pumpkin, all set against a dark, shadowy background. A top-down, vertical shot of two purple translucent cassette tapes stacked on one another. Both tapes feature bright orange labels with black text. Top Cassette (Side A): Displays the artist name Arcanasphere in a tall, serif font. The tracklist includes "Trunk," "I Will Be the One," and "See You Again". Bottom Cassette (Side B): Displays the artist name Brian Transplant in a jagged, horror-style font. The tracklist includes "Murder King," "You've Killed the Undead," and "Destroy All Monsters". Both labels feature a small logo on the right consisting of three bottles and the initials "SBP". The bottom tape also has the hand-drawn initials "BT" on the left side of the label.
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Remember when John Matrix said he'd kill Sully last?
A VHS copy of Commando starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. It features Arnold wearing a tactical fest with grenades hanging from the front, while he holds a knife handle.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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This one's for you, Morph.
Hugh Jackman sings on stage with a microphone in the movie "Song Sung Blue."
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Introduce yourself with four mechs.
Skull One, Roy Fokker's Veritech fighter from Robotech, which looks like a giant robot made out of fighter plane parts. A white giant robot with red trim in the movie "Robot Jox." Metal Gear REX, a bipedal giant robot with a satellite array on one shoulder and a railgun on the other. SRV-14-A Fei-Yen from Virtual On, portrayed as a female humanoid robot with long sharp pigtails.
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Trying this Cup Noodles PROTEIN. Probably not as good as when they put Chocobo meat inside.
Cup Noodles PROTEIN, Rich and Savory Beef flavor, with 16 grams of protein. Cloud Strife on a cup of chicken-flavored Cup Noodles, featuring in-game content for Dissidia Final Fantasy.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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The Quiznos Spongmonkeys will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
The Quiznos Spongmonkeys - two malformed rodent-looking things with human eyes and mouths. One is wearing a black bowler hat, while the other wears a tricorn hat and plays a guitar. The logo for Avengers Doomsday by Marvel Studios
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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This is what I did to my profile before leaving. Remember when Elmo said he was going to start deleting accounts that had no activity? It's still there.
A screenshot of an X profile for user Brian Transplant (@BTransplant on X). It features a black banner and profile picture. The bio reads "This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing values is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us."
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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King Vitaman will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
A box of King Vitaman cereal, featuring a man wearing a crown made of gold spoons. This box advertises "King Vitaman's Treasure Hunt (See back)."
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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The guy who says "A What?" will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
A middle-aged man stands on a marina while wearing a brown button-down shirt and a camo jacket.
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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This party's gonna be off the hook.
A black screen showing the Avengers logo faintly in the background. White text reads "Mayor McCheese Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday"
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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If Disney / Marvel / MCU is going to cram as many cameos as possible into their movies from now on, could we at least get like 30 seconds of Blast Hardcheese as Captain America?
Reb Brown as Captain America, riding a red, white, and blue motorcycle with a shield on the front.
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Yeah? Well, I bought home the motherlode.
A box of 22 Mr. Sketch scented markers.
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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I usually don't buy flavored coffees, but I almost got this one just for the label.
A bag of Bones Coffee Company "Army of Dark Chocolate" ground coffee on a store shelf. The packaging features a colorful, stylized illustration parodying the movie Army of Darkness. It depicts a skeleton wearing a blue shirt and jeans, holding a chainsaw in one hand and drinking from a mug with the other. A woman in a pink dress clings to his leg against a background of coffee plants and a crescent moon. Text on the bag reads: "Dark Roast, Dark Chocolate, Yeah, baby."
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Share a Movie You know is Hot Garbage but You still Love anyway 🔥

🎶Knock knock knockin' for a sweet surprise
It's a trick-or-treat...🎶
A vintage 1986 movie poster for the horror film "Trick or Treat." The top left features the title in stylized, jagged orange and red lettering that looks like flickering flames. Below the title, the tagline reads: "What are you afraid of? It’s only rock & roll." The central imagery features a long-haired heavy metal musician, Sammi Curr, wearing a black leather outfit and playing a red electric guitar amidst bright orange flames. In the upper right background, a large, monstrous, blue-toned demonic face looms with a long, pointed tongue. A red banner in the top right corner highlights the cast, stating: "Starring Marc Price of Family Ties with Special Guest Appearances by Rock Superstars Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons." The bottom of the poster contains the film's credit block and a large red banner announcing, "NOW ON VIDEOCASSETTE."
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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I've tried this. Probably need a full-sized keyboard before I'd try again.
A Powkiddy RGB30 handheld gaming console next to a wireless palmtop keyboard and trackpad.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Lunar: The Silver Star Story Complete
The box cover for Lunar: The Silver Star Story Complete for the PlayStation. It features an illustration of a sword with a hold handle that resembles a coiled dragon, in front of a planet.
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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SSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssnokin'!
Supreme Leader Snoke from Star Wars, photo-manipulated to have a green head.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Me playing Stardew Valley VERY Expanded and having the new characters introduce themselves to me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Netflix CEO: "There is one more show to cancel."
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Now it's a party.
The Avengers logo in green sits faintly against a black background. In white text, the words "Snarf Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday" are superimposed on the top.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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My most interacted for 2025.

If you DM me a review of your favorite Neil Breen movie, maybe your avatar will be on this list for 2026.
Bubble chart visualization showing accounts you interacted with, sized by total interactions across all engagement types in 2025. Top interacted accounts: @optimstie.bsky.social, @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social, @kezzcat.bsky.social, @nicksterj.bsky.social, @tablecatgames.com (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Picture of the staff who operate my BlueSky account
Colonel Sandurz and Dark Helmet star every crewman on their ship raises their hand at the same time and yells "Yo!" This indicates that they are, in fact, surrounded by assholes.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM