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I’m 30 or 40 years old and I don’t need this
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Got served a Christian/manosphere vid on Instagram and am in awe of...whatever's going on here, aesthetically speaking.
This beard looks like what drag kings draw on for their first show
why is it that mayors seem to be the only ones to really say anything true?
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
why is it that mayors seem to be the only ones to really say anything true?
“taking over greenland wouldn’t be so bad if avocados and health care were cheaper!”
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“taking over greenland wouldn’t be so bad if avocados and health care were cheaper!”
the mayor of minneapolis is finally doing the thing we all want politicians to do: actually counter the crazy. calling ice propaganda bullshit in the right thing to do. telling ice to get the fuck out of minneapolis is the right thing to do.
enough with this small dicked “but but but the law!” bs
enough with this small dicked “but but but the law!” bs
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the mayor of minneapolis is finally doing the thing we all want politicians to do: actually counter the crazy. calling ice propaganda bullshit in the right thing to do. telling ice to get the fuck out of minneapolis is the right thing to do.
enough with this small dicked “but but but the law!” bs
enough with this small dicked “but but but the law!” bs
my favorite is how scully is simultaneously a medical expert and also not
Mulder and Scully, super good FBI agents, always sitting their interviewee in brightly lit cafe windows at night so everyone outside can see what's going on
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
my favorite is how scully is simultaneously a medical expert and also not
ken jennings continues his correcatude with this banger
get them all
get them all
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
ken jennings continues his correcatude with this banger
get them all
get them all
it’s the last day of work for a couple days so i’m playing beatdown for all these caffeine addicts. they’ll be awake when they leave here that’s for sure
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
it’s the last day of work for a couple days so i’m playing beatdown for all these caffeine addicts. they’ll be awake when they leave here that’s for sure
have you heard about only having 3 days off in a 12 day period and one of those days off is xmas? it’s so dope. I love being worked to death
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
have you heard about only having 3 days off in a 12 day period and one of those days off is xmas? it’s so dope. I love being worked to death
rich people have no taste change my mind
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
rich people have no taste change my mind
I smoke weed before I do almost anything. If I don’t tell people I smoke they never guess I am an olympic level stoner. Medical marijuana fucking saved my life. My adhd is crazy and vyvanse slaps, but weed+vyvanse is god tier. trump sux but changing the drug schedule will allow a ton of research
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I smoke weed before I do almost anything. If I don’t tell people I smoke they never guess I am an olympic level stoner. Medical marijuana fucking saved my life. My adhd is crazy and vyvanse slaps, but weed+vyvanse is god tier. trump sux but changing the drug schedule will allow a ton of research
i’ve been seeing a lot of avatar discourse. A. I didn’t know we weren’t talking about the last airbender. B. I didn’t realize there are THREE of these movies. C. I saw the first one in theaters and don’t remember a thing about it except “that was an hour and a half too long.”
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i’ve been seeing a lot of avatar discourse. A. I didn’t know we weren’t talking about the last airbender. B. I didn’t realize there are THREE of these movies. C. I saw the first one in theaters and don’t remember a thing about it except “that was an hour and a half too long.”
I saw a charming post about drinking broth and all the ways to enjoy it. some vegan reply guy showed up to tell everyone to use vegetable broth and not drink dead animals.
why does this type of person exist? why can’t we just like things?
why does this type of person exist? why can’t we just like things?
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I saw a charming post about drinking broth and all the ways to enjoy it. some vegan reply guy showed up to tell everyone to use vegetable broth and not drink dead animals.
why does this type of person exist? why can’t we just like things?
why does this type of person exist? why can’t we just like things?
if I called subs hoagies would you guys like me better
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
if I called subs hoagies would you guys like me better
this wisconsin spice company has a manifesto
About Republicans
About Republicans --
As we’ve now said on our first-ever About Us page on our website, there’s something unique about humankind’s relationship with spices that time and again have caused spices to be...
www.penzeys.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
this wisconsin spice company has a manifesto
all these men in power have fucked up little dicks. change my mind.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
all these men in power have fucked up little dicks. change my mind.
I would give a free handy to someone that brought me an italian sub right now
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I would give a free handy to someone that brought me an italian sub right now
I watched season 5 of stranger things. I kept asking myself why I do this: continue to watch a show when it progressively gets shittier? I did this with lost and game of thrones most notably. I hate them all.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I watched season 5 of stranger things. I kept asking myself why I do this: continue to watch a show when it progressively gets shittier? I did this with lost and game of thrones most notably. I hate them all.
i’m in love with two women and I can’t believe i’m so lucky to love such amazing people
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i’m in love with two women and I can’t believe i’m so lucky to love such amazing people
sloppy liberal scolds go away
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
sloppy liberal scolds go away
some of you just found me because of my political hot takes but really I want you to follow me for my bad observational humor.
like why don’t we see more combination taco bell/kfc/pizza huts? are they keeping some secret about how combining all three gives you super human hearing or something
like why don’t we see more combination taco bell/kfc/pizza huts? are they keeping some secret about how combining all three gives you super human hearing or something
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
some of you just found me because of my political hot takes but really I want you to follow me for my bad observational humor.
like why don’t we see more combination taco bell/kfc/pizza huts? are they keeping some secret about how combining all three gives you super human hearing or something
like why don’t we see more combination taco bell/kfc/pizza huts? are they keeping some secret about how combining all three gives you super human hearing or something
I’ve seen a lot of liberals assigning a lot of blame for the loss of the election. they incorrectly say it’s because leftists didn’t vote for Harris. while that is correct, it is not the reason she lost. she lost because: a. she didn’t reach the leftists b: she was doomed from the start
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’ve seen a lot of liberals assigning a lot of blame for the loss of the election. they incorrectly say it’s because leftists didn’t vote for Harris. while that is correct, it is not the reason she lost. she lost because: a. she didn’t reach the leftists b: she was doomed from the start
you know how people will sometimes ask for recommendations and then they end it with “3,2,1 let’s gooooooooo”
I really hate that.
I really hate that.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you know how people will sometimes ask for recommendations and then they end it with “3,2,1 let’s gooooooooo”
I really hate that.
I really hate that.
switching to apple music from spotify is incredibly easy. the apple music app has a transfer music from other services option. it takes only a few minutes to transfer all your songs and playlists. spotify will not stop ai slop no matter what they say they will do. they make too much money from it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
switching to apple music from spotify is incredibly easy. the apple music app has a transfer music from other services option. it takes only a few minutes to transfer all your songs and playlists. spotify will not stop ai slop no matter what they say they will do. they make too much money from it.
fuck food trucks. i said it. they typically arent better than a restaurant and it costs about the same except I’m outside and I dont have the restaurant experience. almost every food truck is some amateur with no food service experience except they like to make disgusting hot dogs for their friends
my town got rid of all the regular type festival vendors in favor for food trucks at our festivals. I hate it. there’s more people standing around waiting and getting cranky. also the food truck food just isn’t good enough for me to pay $18 for a burger and fries with no drink
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
fuck food trucks. i said it. they typically arent better than a restaurant and it costs about the same except I’m outside and I dont have the restaurant experience. almost every food truck is some amateur with no food service experience except they like to make disgusting hot dogs for their friends
i’m sick of this epstein rhetoric. i know you want to expose and punish all the pedophiles but it’s not happening. in the meantime people are kidnapped and disappeared, the continued funding of Palestinian genocide and the erosion of of whatever might have functioned in our democracy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i’m sick of this epstein rhetoric. i know you want to expose and punish all the pedophiles but it’s not happening. in the meantime people are kidnapped and disappeared, the continued funding of Palestinian genocide and the erosion of of whatever might have functioned in our democracy.
how come no one talks about the guy that shot charlie kirk? I thought he was a shitlib with a very real trans partner?
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
how come no one talks about the guy that shot charlie kirk? I thought he was a shitlib with a very real trans partner?
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles
oh wait that was all bullshit just like this bomber.
these guys are coming from one demographic and it’s not vegan feminists on bicycles