N.P.L. Jones
@nplj.bsky.social
Lvl 2 Autistic. I have a monkey butler named Brian Dennehy. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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The Whimsy is fucking incredible. ❤️
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
The Whimsy is fucking incredible. ❤️
But I digress; the new update to "Animal Crossing" is hella fun! 😄
January 17, 2026 at 6:32 AM
But I digress; the new update to "Animal Crossing" is hella fun! 😄
I am not proud of the things I have done to get here. Most nights I can barely sleep. Also, blood is SO HARD to clean out of things.
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I am not proud of the things I have done to get here. Most nights I can barely sleep. Also, blood is SO HARD to clean out of things.
And yet; that looks like the clean up will take forever, like sand at the beach.
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
And yet; that looks like the clean up will take forever, like sand at the beach.
Like...I get a lot of joy out of "M.A.S.H." reruns, and fish and chips. Is it the same? I dont know!
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Like...I get a lot of joy out of "M.A.S.H." reruns, and fish and chips. Is it the same? I dont know!
Not for me, but I hope you find many whatever you want to stick that thing in, and y'all have fun.
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Not for me, but I hope you find many whatever you want to stick that thing in, and y'all have fun.
I wasnt interested, but he was underselling himself! Very handsome chap!
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I wasnt interested, but he was underselling himself! Very handsome chap!
Okay. Tried it once myself and it was so very cold.
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Okay. Tried it once myself and it was so very cold.
Many bits of you must have frozen
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Many bits of you must have frozen
I'm very sorry, but I cant enjoy that tonight, tasty though it looks.
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I'm very sorry, but I cant enjoy that tonight, tasty though it looks.