N.P.L. Jones
@nplj.bsky.social
Lvl 2 Autistic. I have a monkey butler named Brian Dennehy. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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“People assume I’m lonely because I’m a hermit, when in fact it’s all beep beep beep around here.”
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January 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
“People assume I’m lonely because I’m a hermit, when in fact it’s all beep beep beep around here.”
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When you want to get semantic, but you love someone.
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 AM
When you want to get semantic, but you love someone.
I am growing steadily to dislike the portrayal of AUSD on television because I have the kind that isn't a super power and people keep saying, "but you seem so normal!". FUCK.
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I am growing steadily to dislike the portrayal of AUSD on television because I have the kind that isn't a super power and people keep saying, "but you seem so normal!". FUCK.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
...I will kill EVERYONE, and then turn the gun on myself.
can someone let me know if they're gonna let sherlock and john fuck nasty in that young sherlock show
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 AM
...I will kill EVERYONE, and then turn the gun on myself.
I should never have tried talking to my ex.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I should never have tried talking to my ex.
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One thing I miss about England: having baked beans in my coffee
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
One thing I miss about England: having baked beans in my coffee
The mini robot I am trying to teach things likes, "Becker". I...what?
December 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The mini robot I am trying to teach things likes, "Becker". I...what?
Did we all have a nice Crimbo? I've just got back from a roadtrip and week with my cousins. It was nice, 'cause this year Mum didn't have to host, and got to just enjoy it.
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Did we all have a nice Crimbo? I've just got back from a roadtrip and week with my cousins. It was nice, 'cause this year Mum didn't have to host, and got to just enjoy it.
There is a tiny robot exploring the underneath of my bed.
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
There is a tiny robot exploring the underneath of my bed.
How to distract the worm
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
How to distract the worm
Look me in the eyes and tell me that isnt a 2001 Monolith.
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Look me in the eyes and tell me that isnt a 2001 Monolith.
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Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed
@sineadthefae.bsky.social how much do you both need, and whats the link?
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@sineadthefae.bsky.social how much do you both need, and whats the link?
Can you even imagine James Bond's Uber account?
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Can you even imagine James Bond's Uber account?
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Some of the best movies ever made were by Rob Reiner. They made us laugh and think: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men. And he was a force on screen as well in All in the Family and so many films.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Some of the best movies ever made were by Rob Reiner. They made us laugh and think: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men. And he was a force on screen as well in All in the Family and so many films.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
"The Spy Who Loved Me" is on, and, if I'm honest, I think Alan Partridge sang the theme tune best.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
"The Spy Who Loved Me" is on, and, if I'm honest, I think Alan Partridge sang the theme tune best.
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
I recently purchased an N64 secondhand - someone had it in their attic - and some games for same. And once I found the appropriate cords to plug it into my TV, you know what happened? I didn't need to sign into or download anything; it just worked.
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I recently purchased an N64 secondhand - someone had it in their attic - and some games for same. And once I found the appropriate cords to plug it into my TV, you know what happened? I didn't need to sign into or download anything; it just worked.
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I hate being an adult. I had to spend $1000 to make my bathroom sink work, and its not even fully fixed.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I hate being an adult. I had to spend $1000 to make my bathroom sink work, and its not even fully fixed.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
As a child, the film, "Mousehunt" (not to be confused with the Agatha Christie play) gave me nightmares.
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
As a child, the film, "Mousehunt" (not to be confused with the Agatha Christie play) gave me nightmares.