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im just a guy, standing in front of the internet, asking for a parasocial relationship
In this essay, I will outline how an over-reliance on scheduled posts can risk being a giant fuck up, and
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
"The fraud scandal in Minnesota should serve as a wake-up call for Democrats that the issue could hurt their prospects for years to come," Ruy Teixeira writes.
"The fraud scandal in Minnesota should serve as a wake-up call for Democrats that the issue could hurt their prospects for years to come," Ruy Teixeira writes.
Opinion | Minnesota’s Fraud Should Be a Wake-Up Call for Democrats
The specter of welfare fraud haunted Democrats under Reagan. It could do so again.
nyti.ms
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
In this essay, I will outline how an over-reliance on scheduled posts can risk being a giant fuck up, and
at least we saw Zohran hopping on an Ari livestream before Amazon started selling out of Geiger counters
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
at least we saw Zohran hopping on an Ari livestream before Amazon started selling out of Geiger counters
they haven’t kidnapped maduro, they’ve hired him as a consultant for the mid-terms
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
they haven’t kidnapped maduro, they’ve hired him as a consultant for the mid-terms
shut up you fat baby @vp.govpeeps.us
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
shut up you fat baby @vp.govpeeps.us
discovered tonight if you type “bill clinton donald trump sloppy toppy” in pornhub the page redirects to the nearest mental health clinic on google maps
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
discovered tonight if you type “bill clinton donald trump sloppy toppy” in pornhub the page redirects to the nearest mental health clinic on google maps
with their latest release, meta’s innovative new smart glasses have made neighbourhood sex offender apps redundant
September 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
with their latest release, meta’s innovative new smart glasses have made neighbourhood sex offender apps redundant
someone tell abc quick
The vice president apparently finds the extrajudicial and unprovoked air strikes in the Caribbean a joking matter. He mused Wednesday that he “wouldn’t go fishing right now in that part of the world.”
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trib.al/v6U2iky
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
someone tell abc quick
my first amendment? oh you won’t know her, she goes to another school. yes we did sex. she’s real
September 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my first amendment? oh you won’t know her, she goes to another school. yes we did sex. she’s real
why does melania always dress like one of the fancy stormtroopers
September 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
why does melania always dress like one of the fancy stormtroopers
wildly right wing man killed by ludicrously, deranged-tier right wing Groyper
mainstream republican response: it’s literally obvious that we should start shooting left-wing college kids
mainstream republican response: it’s literally obvious that we should start shooting left-wing college kids
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
wildly right wing man killed by ludicrously, deranged-tier right wing Groyper
mainstream republican response: it’s literally obvious that we should start shooting left-wing college kids
mainstream republican response: it’s literally obvious that we should start shooting left-wing college kids
me, when someone calls my new crush a piece of furniture
September 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
me, when someone calls my new crush a piece of furniture
if trump wanted to help with the jobs numbers, he could just stop having the infant blood infusions and let vance have his job
September 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if trump wanted to help with the jobs numbers, he could just stop having the infant blood infusions and let vance have his job
I bet trump’s horcruxes are a bunch of fucking NFTs we have to spend a load of money destroying
September 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I bet trump’s horcruxes are a bunch of fucking NFTs we have to spend a load of money destroying
is this the first time a ghost has spoken from the white house
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
is this the first time a ghost has spoken from the white house
trump may not be dead but the spirit of his death lives on forever
August 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
trump may not be dead but the spirit of his death lives on forever
if trump’s dead then at least he can finally get those files directly from epstein for us
August 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
if trump’s dead then at least he can finally get those files directly from epstein for us
accusing your high agency bro of industrial scale paedophilia to own the libs
Here's a tricky one. The online far-right absolutely can't remain silent at this moment. Like a shark, they have to keep posting or they'll die. And since they're getting paid to post, all the more so. But they can't risk really offending either party. So how to square the circle... I got it!
June 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
accusing your high agency bro of industrial scale paedophilia to own the libs
holy shit they were trying to tell us about the ketamine the whole time
June 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
holy shit they were trying to tell us about the ketamine the whole time
two right wing social media platforms just ten million drunk girls saying “he ain’t shit” to each other rn
June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
two right wing social media platforms just ten million drunk girls saying “he ain’t shit” to each other rn
gonna be emotional when musk shows up to the office tomorrow and a sobbing big balls has security escort him out the building
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
gonna be emotional when musk shows up to the office tomorrow and a sobbing big balls has security escort him out the building
hollywood never really predicted how funny the end of the world would be. the closest they got to trump vs musk was when one of the band on the titanic stepped on a rake then fell into the water
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hollywood never really predicted how funny the end of the world would be. the closest they got to trump vs musk was when one of the band on the titanic stepped on a rake then fell into the water
who has the link to that latest trump truth social post where he says he just wants elon to be “keta-mine again”
June 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
who has the link to that latest trump truth social post where he says he just wants elon to be “keta-mine again”
trump 100% showing up to his big fascist birthday party holding zuckerberg’s hand and asking his girlies every five mins if they think elon saw yet
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
trump 100% showing up to his big fascist birthday party holding zuckerberg’s hand and asking his girlies every five mins if they think elon saw yet
Stephen Miller and Donald Trump jus layin on their stomachs in the Oval Office, eating four pints of ice cream rn
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Stephen Miller and Donald Trump jus layin on their stomachs in the Oval Office, eating four pints of ice cream rn