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Skulker Boy
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"The blade itself incites to violence." - Homer (not Simpson)

"I'll smack you with my beer and donut!" - Probably Homer Simpson

I skulk. It's what I do.
So, no. Every pissing phrase you mentioned is every and all exact realities we have whether you like it or not, whether you accept ore not. And honestly, all your puffed bullsh*t just did was piss me off even more because you make it sound like it's OUR FAULT! IT AIN'T! #NOLONGERMYF*CKINGFIGHT!
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I wallow in nothing that they will ever see! When a man realizes his only reconciliation is death and/exiting this f*cked-up plane of existence, what recourse does he have at this immediate time? AI shit-bombs from a king plane??? Nope! It's been done already by the Idiot-In-Chief! #nolongermyfight
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The Powers That Be Orange love to smack down hopes. So I will hide mine in the ground. Or I will have no hopes at all. I will divorce myself from this problemed reality in its entirety. If I do have any hope at all, f*ck them and they can't have it! IT WILL STAY BURIED. #nolongermyfight
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I disagree. What you may consider "Pissing on hopefulness" are what I may consider to be hype, smoke & mirrors, not realistic, and completely the problem. I refuse to "take up arms" against a phantasm. #nolongermyfight
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
True.
January 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
(Need I even say it?) Zaphod Beeblebrox in the orange flesh! I mean, without the polycephaly unless you count his HUGE EGO as that second head!

I'm ready. Steamroll this place! We need that galactic highway and anyway I'm personally sick of this f*cking hellhole!
January 27, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Aw, dude, that is gorgeous!
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
LOL, I don't have enough money to grow a spine. I grew a brain instead. #allpoliticsisbullshit
January 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Sorry. I would vote for you but if I'm going to waste my time, I'm going to play a video game or masturbate. Get some fun out of the time wasted!

Orange Man was right. Elections are rigged. Not one of them. ALL of them.

I'll pass, thanks.

Ironic how much voting IS so much like jerking off!
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
One day, this sh*t won't matter. Nobody's going to listen any-damn-way. I have neither the money nor the patience to do anything more than to ostrich my a** to the grave. I'll be here waiting for Mr. Reaper whom I will thoroughly thrash upon His arrival. "Where the f*ck you been, a**hole?!"
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 AM
No, I believe Hitler was considered "left wing" because he actually got, like, "last straw!" kind of pissed one night and straight-up ripped Satan's right wing completely off.

I mean, it takes a furious Furor the gimp the friggin' Prince of Darkness without retaliation!
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I'm officially jealous of an animal that has squirt in its name yet has nothing to do with orgasms. I'm not sure how to feel about this occurrence...
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It is a stunning image. Even more stunning a thought: one day I will leave this hellhole behind for some other unsuspecting, idealistic fool to tend. Just like myself at one earlier time, it will break that idealistic fool.

I apologize in advance, brother. 😭 I am sorry. If it could be changed...
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Right. Well, as long as that body of water south of the U.S. for centuries called the Gulf of Mexico by every Mother Earthling in existence, you know, as long as you call it "Gulf of America" now like I want you to, awesome! Otherwise, Vinnie will need to repossess your kneecaps. #IdiocyOfTheDon 🙄
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Awesome! Ironically, a couple months from now after the Allies move in, that title will read "Operation Totalitarianism: Making Greenland Great Again". (I can't 'smh' enough about my own idiot, f*cked-up government! 🙄)
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM
So, yeah, Uncle Sammy the Perv Pimp can't ensure that he's going to get HIS cut of YOUR p*ssy. If HE can't profit of YOUR p*ssy, then YOU CAN'T EITHER!

Man, if that ain't the f*cking definition of f*cked-up spiteful greed, I don't know what the hell is!
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM