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Skulker Boy
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"The blade itself incites to violence." - Homer (not Simpson)

"I'll smack you with my beer and donut!" - Probably Homer Simpson

I skulk. It's what I do.
Pinned
SOS - Same Ole Sh*t!

"There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9, from The Bible
So, I wonder if I created AI sh*t like Jackass Orange T Don did, using his sh*tty image BUT buffered it with disclaimers of "fictional person" and "any resemblance to actual people not intended, yadda yadda", would Orange Dick use the Justice Dept to sue me? Hmmm... #hmmmarseniostyle
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Alex Pretti? Alex Pretty? No matter how you spell it, he's pretty f*cking dead now!

abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/vid...
Video Outrage after Minneapolis protester fatally shot amid altercation with federal agents
ABC News' Trevor Ault provides the latest in the killing on Saturday of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The DHS said an agent feared "for his life" and "fired defensive shots."
abcnews.go.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This dude catching this image of God's world....this holds SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT than the constant noise of bickering that has permeated and overran Creation!

Kudos, dude. That image is beyond words!
It took me more than 4 years to capture a scene I could only dream of. A magnificent Condor soars above the peaks of Argentina's Mount Fitz Roy, as they are spot lit in beautiful morning light.

#bluesky #photography #landscape #birds #nature #art
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #sunrise
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Everyone here has a role to play. My role, I've found, is to, for once, honestly feel my own burgeoning faith and to know that this life is ultimately a mirage, and that we - no matter who we are - are all God's children.

Life is forever in God's Hands - even in these f*cked-up, ridiculous days!
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Were this great country's forefathers golfers? #foreyouidiot
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I mean, heeey!
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by Skulker Boy
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If you wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend, ain't none of my business.

It ain't the US government's business either, yet, those hypocrites wag their finger at you in public, then wag something else behind closed doors.

It is because Uncle Sam can't ensure its proper taxation. 🙄
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Baron von Helsing showed up in the news today. Wait...no. That's the father of Barron Trump. And I think he just goes by "von Helsing", which is less cumbersome a moniker to the uneducated losers and the indigent twits he sucks down!
a man wearing a top hat and a fur coat has teeth painted on his face
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a fur coat has teeth painted on his face
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Aaaaand now I'm hungry.
January 21, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I can no longer participate in any discussion/argument about politics. Especially when current Greenland issues are all too similar to 80s horror flicks like "The Thing". #poorpenguin
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Dude, if Hebo means Bohemian, then just say Bohemian, you lazy-*ss b*tch! That way, we'll all know what the f*ck you're talking about!

When did clarity become uncool? Moreover, WHY did clarity become uncool?! Get the f*ck outta here! #calgontakemeawayalready #donewiththissh*t
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
What's selling? What always sells! Sex and Machine Guns. Get it while it's hot!
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
SOMETIMES, YOUR SWEET TOOTH GETS THE BETTER OF YOU
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
No, Blue Star Chalk is NOT an actual company. I just like to make sh*t!
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
SOS - Same Ole Sh*t!

"There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9, from The Bible
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The price of allowing misinformation actually begs the deeper question: what ISN'T misinformation?

Reality is perception guided by and based on a certain perspective. "We hold these truths to be self-evident."

Whose truths and who defines them FOR us when we're created equal yet aren't?
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
“Indict Trump!” “Release the E. Files!” “Makes Hillary hand over the emails!” “Make Hunter Biden stop doing cocaine or share!” ...You know what? F*ck all that sh*t!

You wanna do something REAL, Uncle Sam? Correct the fact that I'M BROKE and the corporations AREN'T!

Why don't you FIX THAT SH*T!
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
...In as much as this Sartre quote is true, my words only reach so far. They are automatically predetermined to be - eventually and inevitably - completely ignored.

My squirt gun cannot compete against the US government's Howitzers.

We fight, we lose. THAT'S the reality.

#mymomdidntraiseafool
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM