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I also saw one that said "KAYLOR" but I couldn't get a clear picture because we were at a stoplight and there wasn't enough time so this is the photo I got 💀
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
saw this license plate last night 😭
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
insert gelphie cookie eating joke here
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I hate gay halloween wdym you're Matthias Nonius, cavalier of the House of the Ninth, which is your name, your hearth, and your homeland; servant of the Tombkeepers; speaking with the voice of the Tomb, and the strength of the Black Gate
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
taycomedian
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A man writes a song that's richly descriptive: he's evocative, bringing his audience an immersive experience. A woman does it: she's overwriting, overdescriptive, "acting like a poetic genius," "publishing unrevised first drafts."

(A tweet I actually fucking saw today.)
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
also very cool
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
and talking about ocean zones brings us back to tlt! The ocean zones are 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘹+pelagic, derived from Ancient Greek πέλαγος (pélagos), "open sea." The River zones borrow the naming conventions, using 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘹+rhoic, derived from ῥέω (rhéo, 'flow, stream'). Except there's no Abyssorhoic zone.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The ocean is divided into these zones. The proposal speech, "I'll bring you down into the water and the water under that," puts a poetic twist on these zones - the wording evokes the idea of distinct 𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 of water. The "quintuple Great Lords" rule their five separate zones.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
also cool as fuck btw
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
cool as fuck by the way
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this proposal scene invented romance. it has been stuck in my head like a taylor swift song for weeks.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
the random little things that are later repeated in tlt
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
moments of dialogue that only make sense on reread
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this parallel
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
how Rainbow's lack of fear is referred to as "the heedless ecstasy of the bride," then every other page has Hester displaying the heedless ecstasy of the bride.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The story starts with telling us you can't outrun fate, tells us what Hester's fate is, and ends with Hester having a different fate. Through the power of lesbian love and eldritch horror.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Things I love in Tamsyn Muir's short story "The Deepwater Bride," a thread:

warning: SPOILERS...
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Halloween Lesbian James!
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is my favorite cat image ever
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
it's been long enough
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
use this reaction image whenever you see someone defending chatGPT
September 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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