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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 2h

Halloween Lesbian James!

cat edited (NOT AI!) to be standing up in front of a corn maze, wearing a black dress and witch's hat, carrying a broom, next to a forked stick standing up with a taper candle set in the fork.

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 2d

You know that to succeed financially, you need to dominate your competitors in the boardroom. So how can you succeed romantically without dominating your competitors in the bedroom? If you, as a straight man, only sleep with women, that tells me that you're not really hungry for success.

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 2d

Any straight man with ambition is bisexual. You, as a heterosexual male, should be sleeping with local single men. When a customer seeks a service, they want the provider to top their industry competitors. So why would a woman choose you if you haven't topped your competition in the dating pool?

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 11d

Maroon
champagne problems
cardigan
red
cruel summer
blank space
sparks fly
picture to burn
fifteen
TTPD
end game

life was a willow @windwillowing.bsky.social · 11d

To celebrate 2 days until tloas, let’s rank taylor swift’s tracks 2

2. "Picture to Burn"
2. "Fifteen"
2. "Sparks Fly"
2. "Red"
2. "Blank Space"
2. "End Game"
2. "Cruel Summer"
2. "Cardigan"
2. "Champagne Problems"
2. "Maroon"
2. "The Tortured Poets Department"

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 11d

i know we love to hate the other reindeer for excluding rudolph, but in their defense, if i watched someone's nose fall off to reveal an ELECTRIC RED LIGHTBULB that whined high and loud enough to physically hurt everyone in a mile radius, I'd be pretty fucking freaked out too.

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 12d

bathtubs do not usually have this

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 12d

This is my favorite cat image ever

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 13d

I just woke up from a dream in which Taylor Swift did a whole ass Eras-level concert at the fucking county fair. I had a cat (??) who got away from me, and Taylor personally caught her and brought her back. She did duets with Chely Wright and Brandi Carlile

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Aerin Moriarty(they/them) @aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 13d

Fixed it.

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Mawddach walks @maffro2000.bsky.social · 13d

What was once a dry stone wall is now a Celtic rain forest stone wall.
#fungifriends #Lichen

Lichens, moss and a fern covering up a dry stone wall in North Wales.

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 13d

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Tomás @numida.bsky.social · 19d

Piensa un color
Creación de 2017.
Técnica: Acrílico, acuarela y rotulador sobre papel.
Dimensiones: 200 × 150 cm.
Ubicación: IVAM. Institut Valencià d'Art Modern, Valencia, España.
Autor: Federico Guzmán (español, nacido en 1964)
#arts #paintings

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 13d

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Tumlu @tumlu.bsky.social · 16d

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 25d

it's been long enough

midnights greater than the tortured poets department

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 26d

use this reaction image whenever you see someone defending chatGPT

the ogre has fallen in love with the brain-melting text generator

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 26d

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 26d

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user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · 26d

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · Sep 12

robinson's mormon friends and family saying "this isn't what he was taught" lmao??? did we read the same book of mormon lmfaooooo???????

user gay wizard 🧡🤍🩷 @number1maroonstan.bsky.social · Sep 12

if you're LDS and condemning the "brutal murder" of charlie kirk: 1) you're a pussy 2) reread your book of mormon 3) get fucked lmaooooooo
- sincerely a real mormon

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